Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Toilet Paper Haters Club (TPHC) ❯ Drama and Cackling Kurama Queens ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its wonderfully inventive characters, looney bins (though I need to check into one pretty soon ^^;;), any brand of toilet paper (nor do I wish to), anime obsession wards, soap operas, furbies, weddings (or anything of that nature), divorce related stuff, fangirls (thank goodness), straight jackets made of duct tape or any other material for holding bishies, smelly socks, loin cloths (don't ask), spears, creepy monotones, any type of plant whether it is Makain or not, Mountain Dew and all of its sugar highness that follows, ukuleles (well talk about that later on in the story), themes from the anything at all, Georgio the Italian Penguin (he happens to belong to my friend Chrystaline *waves*), the `baka mallet' (courtesy of Neko *bows*) or pretty much anything else in this fic! But I do own myself, IHON and all it's associated with, the TPHC (well, you know) and the rights to Jim the Coconut!

Author's Note: Now, you know I could give you 1,001 reasons why I haven't updated in so long, but I'd really just prefer tell the truth. The truth is, I've been busy with schoolwork, and I'm lazy as well, so not a good combination. ^-^;; Without any further ado, here's the next chapter!

Chapter 8: Drama and Cackling Kurama Queens

With Yoko Kurama and Hiei both paralyzed with fear, the two teens in the tiny loin cloths took the opportunity to bind their hands by implying impressive use of the ever pliable duct tape. The two bishounens stood; their eyes wide with irrepressible fear.

Finally coming around to his senses, or enough so for him to recognize the situation, Hiei growled and began struggling with his bindings.

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Hiei: *moving his hands, attempting to free himself from his sticky imprisonment* What do you think you're doing?! Let us go!

The Taller of the Scary Boys in Loin Cloths: We are preparing you as sacrifices to our rulers, Lady Myuka and Lady Kea -

Yoko: *interrupting, hostility and panic evident in his voice* Don't say her name!! Just the sound of it sends chills up my spine! *shudders visibly*

The Shorter of the Scary Boys in Loin Cloths: Lady Kea -

Yoko: Shhht!

Shorter Scary Boy: Lady Kea -

Yoko: Shhht!

Shorter Scary Boy: Lady Kea -

Yoko: Zip it! Zip it good!

Kawaii Youko: *hand resting on temple* Quanto a Dio.

Baku: Stop speaking Italian you baka! *rolls eyes and hits her over the head*

Kawaii Youko: *growls at the purple haired demon*

Ruzena: *interrupting the possibly chaotic situation* Personally, I'd be more worried about the whole `being sacrificed' thing, but that's just me. *shrugs and snaps photos of the helpless and constricted koorime*

Hiei: *scowling heavily at all* Just know that when I do get free, you'll be the first to die.

Cristy: Oh trust me, you won't kill me love. *hugs the duct tape bound boy*

Kanu: *fuming* Didn't *twitch* I tell you *twitch* that he was *twitch* MINE?!

Cristy: *narrows eyes to slits* Fool.

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With old tensions having been resurrected, as well as new problems having arisen, this little trip to IHON was proving to be on a one way ticket to disaster. Chrystaline, who knew only too well the danger of the situation, stepped forward, a small black and white penguin sitting atop her head; surveying the scene.

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Chrystaline: All right everyone, all right! Be quiet!! *flailing arms helplessly, trying desperately to gain the attention of the others; lets out an exasperated sigh as no one seems to be listening to her*

Jim the Coconut: *recovering silence*

Yoko Kurama: *attempts to hold up a hand, only manages to make himself uncomfortable* Hark! Jim speaks!

All: *go silent, crickets chirping loudly*

Chrystaline: *flames appear around her as she holds up a fist* Geez! You listen to that mute coconut but not me?!

Baku: *puts hand to chin in thought* Hm, that's about the size of it.

Chrystaline: *shoots a warning look at the wolf demon with an attitude* Ah shuddap! *crosses arms in front of her chest* At least Georgio listens to me!! *looks up towards the penguin sitting atop her head* Right, Georgio?

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The small penguin, which had been virtually unnoticed, brought everyone's attention to himself by raising a, dare I say? Sharpened pencil into the air! With vengeance apparent in his small, beady black eyes, he proceeded to "tattoo" his name on his master's arms and face, as well as autographing her pants.

An uproar of laughter broke out as Chrystaline, now chibitized for added dramatic effects, let out a shriek.

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Chrystaline: GEORIO!!!!!!!!!

Georgio the Italian Penguin: *sweatdrops*

Chrystaline: *random rant here, complaint there, a death threat or two thrown in for a good measure*

Kawaii Youko: Boy, I'm so glad my muse doesn't have such strange habits. *checks to see what time it is, then notices her watch and bracelet are gone* YOKO!!!!!

Yoko Kurama: *timid smile* Um, I love you? Heh.

Neko: They get along so well don't they? *claps hands together, hearts in her eyes*

Baku: *sideways glance at her* You know, sometimes I wonder what you're smoking.

Neko: I DON'T SMOKE! DIE! DIE!! DIE!!! *hits her over the head with the `baka mallet'* I NOW PROCLAIM YOU A BAKA! *cackles insanely*

Baku: *rolls eyes* And that was supposed to hurt me physically?

Neko: *blinks twice, looks from the often sardonic demon to the large mallet clutched in her hand, and shrugs shoulders*

Baku: *smacks forehead with palm of her hand*

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Just as it seems that things have finally calmed, a shrill laugh rang out from the room around them, causing everyone to twitch. The laugh was unmistakably the cackling of an insane, sleep deprived, sugar high Kurama Queen.

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I'm truly sorry that this chapter took me so incredibly long to complete/post, but schoolwork has kept me very busy and I've just now gotten a chance to finish. I hope you enjoyed it, and don't lose heart (as if you really cared XD); I'll be doing a new chappie SOON! ^-^ Until then, c'ya! And don't forget to review!

Kawaii Youko ^_~