Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Yusuke spice's up his world ( Chapter 7 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: * pulls petals off of a flower * I own it, I don't own it, I own it, I don't own it, I own it, damn, I don't own it.

Summary: FINALLY! I got the laptop back! At last! It was separated from me for…… 4 days!!! Gasp! * dies * ok, time to repeat that in English so u can all understand. My mom stole the laptop which has all the fics on it so I haven't been able to update all week and even if I had the laptop I couldn't update cus my STUPID teachers loaded me with hw. But I finally have a break from hw, and I can update my fics! Woohoo go me. And now, for this summary, truth or dare continues with * drum roll * Yusuke! And now, on to the fic! March two three four march two three four soldiers! Stand fast! Pivot! And, CHARGE! ^_^

:: thoughts::

Kuwabara looked over at Kurama and Hiei, who were STILL making out on the table, and said to Yusuke "Well since Kurama's a little… tied up right now, I'll dare you for him!"

"Huh? Oi baka! You can't do that!"

Botan ran into the room. " URIMESHI YUSUKE IF I HEAR ONE MORE COMPLAINT FROM YOU ABOUT THIS GAME I SWEAR I'LL USE MY WHITE MAGIC ON YOU AND TURN YOU INTO A FROG THEN WHAP YOU ON THE HEAD A MILLION TIMES WITH MY OAR OF PAIN!"

Yusuke sweat dropped. "But Botan! You're not even playing this game! Why do you even care?!?!?!"

"Hmph. Of course I'm playing! Koenma and I were just taking a break is all, seeing as the last dare took longer than we thought, and the little `conclusion' was over 15 minutes long. Now do you're dare or I swear I'll carry out my threat!"

"Yes Mrs. Koenma."

Botan smiled happily. "Ok then Kuwabara, go on with your dare. I'm sure Yusuke will do it now."

Kuwabara's eyes got a mischevious sparkle. "Ok Mr. Team Leader, I dare you to run down the middle of the street with nothing but a towel on singing `Spice Up Your Life'."

Yusuke's eyes widened. " WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS KUWABARA?!?!?!"

Hiei looked up. "Can it Yusuke. Can't you see I'm busy here? I don't need you interrupting me and Kurama with your stupid chatter. Just do your dare like a good ningen/youkai and be done with it." With that said he went back to making out on the table.

Kuwabarra grinned. "Listen to Hiei Urimeshi. Even the shrimp thinks you should do the dare! Muhahahahahahaha I win," he added in an Alvin and the Chipmunks/helium voice.

Grumbling Yusuke left the room to go to the bathroom, where he stripped off his attire and wrapped a white towel around his waste. Shuffling out of the bathroom and to the door, he saw that Kurama and Hiei had stopped making out on the table, probably because Kuronue and Karasu had woken up and were once again hitting on the fox, Genkai and Toguro were still being bad under Hiei's cloak, Shizuru and Chu had disappeared, Botan and Koenma were taking another "break", Jin and Touya were on the bookshelf again, Elder Toguro and Bui were drinking more sake, and Yukina, Kieko, and Kuwabara were standing by the window to watch Yusuke embarrass himself. He sighed as he walked out the door. ::at least everyone isn't watching. The last thing I need is for Hiei to have more blackmail. Oh wait, never mind he has that thing from last time we had this kinda party, when I:: His thoughts were interrupted when Kuwabara suddenly screeched "HEY YOU GUYS! YUSUKE'S GOING TO RUN IN THE STREET WITH A TOWEL SINGING TO SPICE GIRLS! STOP MAKING OUT AND COME WATCH!"

Yusuke grimaced and chanced a look at the window to see that everyone, even Genkai and Toguro were squishing their faces into the window. ::I must remember to massacre Kuwabara when this is done. Oh well, at least there's no wind. Well, here goes my reputation:: With that final thought, he began to run down the street in the snow, singing badly out of tune.

When you are feeling sad and low

We will take it we gotta go

Smiling dancing everything is free

All you need is positivity

A dog began to howl in the neighbor's yard. ::shut up ya stupid dog! You think I like doing this?!?!?:: Yusuke thought as he ran up and down the street more.

Colours of the world (spice up your life)

Every boy and girl (spie up your life)

People of the world (spice up your life)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

This time a second dog began to howl in agony at Yusuke's horrible singing. Even Kurama covered his ears, but that might have been because Karasu and Kuronue wouldn't stop trying to lick them.

Slam it to the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Uh uh go round

Slam it to the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Hi ci ya hold tight!

By now, every single dog within a three-block radius of Kuwabara's house were howling in pain, Kurama had locked himself in the bathroom to escape the rabid demons who were clawing at the door, Hiei was screaming in agony while running to the bathroom to murder Kuronue and Karasu while Jin, Touya and Bui were holding their ears and screaming for mercy, Kuwabara was huddling in a corner holding his ears and wimpering for his mom, and everyone else was smart enough to get earplugs. The only one who was enjoying himself was Elder Toguro, who was saying how this was his favorite song and Yusuke did such a wonderful at performing it.

Flamenco

Lambada

But hip hop is harder

We moon walk the foxtrot

Then polka the salsa

Shake shake shake haka

Shake shake shake haka

Arriba!!!

Just then an unexpected gust of wind came up, and Yusuke found himself minus a very important towel. Blushing he stopped running, looked to the window to see Kieko looking at him in a VERY peculiar way and Kuwabara had come out of the corner and was laughing his ass off at him, and judging by his hand motions he was supposed to finish the song, minus the towel. Blushing even more he continued his off-key singing.

Slam it the the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Uh uh go round

Slam it to the left

If you're having a good time

Shake it to the right

If you know that you feel fine

Chicas to the front

Hi Ci Ya Hold Tight

With that final "hi ci ya hold tight" Yusuke scampered frantically back into the house and to the bathroom only to find it locked shut with a very scared Kurama inside and two rabid demons clawing at the door while Hiei punched them multiple times. Throwing Kuronue into the wall knocking him out while Karasu flew down the hall and fell down the steps, Yusuke knocked on the door. "KURAMA! OPEN THE DOOR! I NEED MY CLOTHES!"

The door creaked open a crack, a green eye peaked out, then the door opened more and his clothes were thrown out the door into his face, and it was abruptly shut again as Kuronue and Karasu came running down the hall again. He turned to Hiei. "I'll leave these weirdos to you," and ran into Kuwabara's room to see Shizuru and Chu on his bed.

"WOAH! SORRY!" he shrieked as they glared at him.

He ran into the guest bedroom to see that Botan and Koenma had moved from the kitchen. "ACK! SORRY!"

::jeez! Where the hell am I supposed to change if everyone's making out?!!?!?!?!:: He spied a closet. ::no one would make out in a closet, right?:: he opened the door to see Genkai and Toguro had moved as well.

"JEEZ SORRY!" slamming the door closed he thought ::a CLOSET?!?!?!::

He ran into the second guest bedroom, opened the door, and blinked in shock when there was no one inside. ::FINALLY!:: he thought while quickly changing into his clothes, then running back to the living room, oblivious to the floating couple. "Whew, that twas a close one! Good thing Urimeshi didn't see us up here!" sighed Jin in relief.

"Yah, that was a little too close for comfort. Good thing you can fly," replied Touya.

Back in the living room, Yusuke was sitting on the armchair with Kieko in his lap. "Kieko, truth or dare?"

Darkdemonchild: ok that was fun to write. Sorry if it was kinda stupid or not funny, I kinda have writers block. See! That's what school does to u! it kills u! ok for the next chapter, Kieko's truth or dare! Will she pick truth and reveal secrets? Or will she pick dare and be humiliated by her lover? Why am I sounding so stupid? All you're questions will be answered next time on Tis the Season! ^_^ and as always please review.

*after note * I found out from one of the reviews that sake is rice wine. Thank u Kouga-Hiei-Girl! O and thanks again to Shira and Shidahara for the dare idea! ^_~