Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Koenma's a slave for you ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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Summary: woohoo ch 8! It's a miracle! ^_^ thanks for all the reviews people! I really appreciate em. Wow I just got another right when I was righting this! ^_^ now I feel loved. Hmm its by Jaynee Bubbanee. Ahhh don't hurt me with a giant metal bat! * covers head and runs away * im updating im updating! ^_^ ok enough randomness. Ok for this chapter, Kieko's up to bat! ^_^ what will she choose? Find out this and more on this exciting episode of Tis the Season! ^_^ I love making fun of DBZ intro's. im sorry but in my opinion the only cool person is trunks in that show * runs away from flying tomatoes * ok before I have to take another shower, on with the fic!

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"Kieko, truth or dare?" Yusuke asked while balancing his girlfriend on his lap while he rested from his singing adventure out in the snow a few minutes earlier.

"Truth" she replied.

"Awww you're no fun. I'm no good at truths!"

Koenma suddenly staggered into the room. "Then I'll take your place Yusuke! * hic * ok Kieko, who would you sleep with if Yusuke was dead.?"

Kieko blushed, Yusuke pouted, and everyone else was leaning forward in their seats to hear her answer, with the exception of Karasu and Kuronue, who were leaning forward in their seats to kiss Kurama who was inching farther into Hiei's lap, where he was presently residing.

"I'd have to say no one."

"That's not an answer. Hmmm how bout this I'll give yah two choices * hic * you can either sleep with Yusuke's dead spirit or Hiei. Now choose."

At this Kurama, who had just successfully knocked out his fan club by blowing a fake kiss at them, started laughing.

"Haha now there's a choice. Better pick the dead Yusuke, Kieko, cus this little fire demon's taken."

Hiei smirked and hit Kurama upside the head. "Kurama don't be a baka. Kieko, you know I will be the one to kill Yusuke, and in doing so I will dump this sneaky fox and you shall be mine!"

"Oh really? `Dump this sneaky fox' you say? Well I'm sorry baby but you ain't getting rid of me that easily!"

"Oh really? I'd like to see you try and keep me from dumping you."

"Well, you asked for it."

With that said, Kurama turned around in Hiei's lap so that he was now facing his demon lover, wrapped his long legs around the fire demon's waist so that he had no chance of departure, not that he wanted to leave anyway, and began to make out with him in front of everyone once again. Choosing to ignore the effect his truth had on the two demon warriors, Koenma sat back down on the couch next to his fiancé. Kieko took this as a sign that it was Koenma's turn for truth or dare.

"Koenma, truth or dare?"

"Dare. I have nothing to loose. I am the prince of the underworld after all, I have supreme power over all! Muhahahahahahaha!" he said cackled like a maniac.

Kieko stared at him with wide eyes. "Ooookkk then I think you've had enough sake for now."

"But Kiiieeeeekkkoooo it's only 10 in the morning!" whined Koenma.

"Ok you've DEFINITELY had enough sake. Hmmmmmm a dare, what would be a good dare."

Suddenly a very evil grin came across her face, which scared Yusuke stiff as a board, considering Kieko could be really scary without an evil grin plastered on her face. ::Koenma's dead.:: he thought to himself. ::wait, if Koenma's dead, then I don't have a job as a member of the Rekai Tantei cus there's no such thing as the Rekai Tantei without Koenma. YES I CAN FINALLY RETIRE!!! Woohoo go Kieko kill the toddler!:: he cheered in his mind while he grinned hopefully.

"Koenma, I dare you, as an early wedding present to Botan, to strip dance for her to the song……..I'm a Slave For You."

Kurama and Hiei immediately broke off their kiss and looked up with horror etched in their faces, along with Yusuke, Shizuru, and Kuwabara, while Yukina, Botan, Jin, Touya, Bui, Elder Toguro, and Chu looked very confused, and the others had no reaction, probably because Genkai and Toguro were once again making out under Hiei's cloak, and Kuronue and Karasu were still in a faint. Kurama pleaded for mercy first.

"Please Kieko be reasonable! For one thing, Koenma strip dancing for Botan is a horrific nightmare that is now stuck in my head, and I believe I speak for all when I say we DON'T want that as a memory. Secondly, THAT SONG IS PURE EVIL!!!"

Kieko looked pissed. "Well sorry Mr. Know-it-all, but you have no say in this dare. I chose it and I say that Koenma has to strip dance for Botan to I'm a Slave 4 You."

Yusuke was next in the line of beggars. "Look, honey, that is a perfectly good, humiliating dare. I probably couldn't have thought up a better one myself." Kieko beamed at this compliment.

"But us demons and psychics think that that song is from hell along with the slut that sings it, and we really don't want to see our boss stripping. But that doesn't mean we can't compromise," he added hurriedly as he saw Kieko's eyes become lit with a drunken anger.

Kurama stepped in again. "How about this. Koenma strip dances for Botan to I'm A Slave 4 You in the NEXT room, so that we don't have to see him or hear that EVIL song if we don't want to. And anyone who wants to watch can."

Kieko pondered this proposal. "I have a better idea. Koenma strip dances for Botan in the other room, while I blast I'm a Slave 4 You over the sound system in here."

This time even Toguro and Genkai looked up in horror.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO HAVE BLOODY MERCY YOU WICKED NINGEN!!!!!" Hiei shrieked in a girlish voice. ( a/n: hahahaha hiei in a girlish voice hahahahaha funny images. ^_^)

"SOMEBODY KILL ME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS TORTURE!!!" screamed Yusuke.

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!" wailed Shizuru.

"I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!!!" shrieked Kurama in a girlish voice which matched Hiei's.

"I'M TOO SEXY TO DIE!!!!!" shrieked Kuwabara, causing everyone to stop their wailing and stare at him with wide eyes. Hiei spoke first.

"Ok if it means getting rid of that `sexy' idiot over there, then I'm willing to go through the pain of that evil song."

"Me too," agreed Yusuke.

"Turn on the song girly so we can watch Kuwabara DIE! Muhahahahahahahah!!!!" cackled Elder Toguro in his wicked witch from the west impression.

Kieko complied without hesitation, and in a matter of moments she had somehow managed to uncover a Britney Spears album and start the song, taking care to turn the volume up as high as it could go. Before the song began she hurried Botan, who was still confused over why the song was so evil, and Koenma who was now blushing beet red, into the family room and closed the door. Then she pressed Play, and the mahem began.

I know I may be young but I've got feelings too

And I need to do what I feel like doing

So let me go and just listen

Every single human in the room with the exception of Hiei covered their ears in preparation for the siren's song from hell.

All you people look at me like I'm a little girl

Well did you ever think it'd be ok for me to step into this world

Always saying, "little girl, don't step into the club"

Well I'm just trying to find out why, `cause dancing's what I love, yeah

The demons who hadn't been smart enough to cover their ears began to wail in pain as the song continued. Even Kieko was crouching over covering her ears trying to dull out the awful singing. ::this is worse than Yusuke's singing! I had forgotten how bad this is!:: she thought to herself.

Get it, get it, get it, get it

Get it, get it, get it

I know I may come off quiet

I may come off shy

But I feel like talkin', feel like dancin' when I see this guy

What's practical, what's logical, what the hell, who cares

All I know is I'm so happy when you're dancing there

::geez even I sound better than this!:: thought Yusuke as he grimaced in remembrance of the lyrics that were yet to come.

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

To another time and place

Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

Leaving behind my name and age

Like that. You like that?

Now watch me

The song from hell had pierced through the covering hands to the delicate ears of everyone in the house as well as the already half dead dogs outside who were still trying to recover from the torture of Yusuke's singing. Hiei had collapsed and was lying in Kurama's lap screaming for mercy while held his own ears screaming. Jin and Touya had fallen off the bookshelf again and were hugging each other and saying that they would see one another soon in Rekai. Yusuke was on his hands and knees punching holes into the wall, Elder Toguro was dancing, Bui was loosing control of his Battle Aura and was glowing green, Karasu and Kuronue had been awakened from their faint and were screaming, Yukina, Shizuru, Chu, Genkai, and Toguro were all huddling on the couch trying to drown out the hideous wailing by stuffing their heads into the pillows, and Kuwabara had once again sunk into the corner shivering while screaming for his mom. Meanwhile the torture continued.

Get it, get it, get it, get it

I really wanna dance tonight with you

I really wanna do what you want me to

I really wanna dance tonight with you

I really wanna do what you want me to

Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

To another time and place

Oh, baby, don't you wanna dance up on me

Leaving behind my name and age

By now almost everyone was near loosing conciousness from the hideous, sensual moaning coming from the speakers.

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

I'm a slave for you

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it

I'm a slave for you

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it

::FINALLY!!!!!:: Yusuke thought sighing. Finally the evil song from hell was over. Looking around Yusuke saw that Kuronue and Karasu had fainted again (~a/n: they do that a lot don't they lol) the heads of Shizuru, Chu, Bui, Yukina, Genkai, and Toguro had disappeared under the couch cushions, Kurama was cradding Hiei to his chest, Kieko was staring off into space, Jin and Touya were hugging each other while crying, Elder Toguro was pouting because the song was over, and Kuwabara was in the corner mumbling incomprehensible words like a mad man. ::wow I never knew how evil that song really was. Better go check on the toddler:: Walking into the family room, Yusuke was met by the site of a Koenma minus his clothes making out with Botan, who's clothes were biting the dust fairly quickly.

Quickly putting his hand to his eyes Yusuke said "ok you guys the dare's over, now you have to come out so we can dare someone else."

Koenma pouted. "Awwww but I was just starting to like this dare."

"Live with it toddler man, now hurry up and get dressed so we can go on with the game."

A few minutes later Koenma and Botan appeared, their hair all ruffled, and Koenma turned to his fiancé. "Botan, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Darkdemonchild: duh duh duh duhhhhh. What will koenma make his fiancé do? ^_^ ok I know this chapter was incredibly mature and I should probably make the rating R, but I'm too lazy, and besides, I made sure to not go into detail so u cant make me change the rating! O and yes I know I put too many songs in this. But u gotta admit, it makes it funnier. But im not gonna do anymore songs for a while cus im running out of ideas ^_^; ok for the next chapter, Botan's dare, obviously, and then the next truth or dare victim will be: Yukina! And as always, please review ^_^