Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Tis the Season ❯ Botan the orange Sumo wrestler ( Chapter 9 )

Disclaimer: jeez how many times do I have to say it? I don't own yyh or any other song that I use in this fic. All I own r a ton of cds and a couple yyh dvds. Kapish?

Summary: ookkk my disclaimer is grouchy. Sorry bout that people, im brain dead today, and by the time I start writing the chapter I promise I'll be less of a grouch. Ok for this chapter, we have * drum roll* Botan's dare! And after Botan we have the lovely Koorime, Yukina! And with nothing further to say, on with the fic! ^_~

:: thoughts ::

It was Botan's turn with the game. "Botan, truth or dare?" asked her fiancé who had just completed his dare.

"Dare."

Koenma, who was VERY drunk by this time, as he had drunken at least ten bottles of sake, grinned cheekily. "Ok, I dare you to put bright orange paint all over your hair until it looks like you have orange hair, then put on orange contacts, and then put on a pumpkin costume, and ring the doorbell of every house saying `trick or treat' then hit them on the head with your oar when they say its Christmas time not Halloween."

Everyone stared with wide eyes at the Prince of the Underworld. "Where the hell did that come from???" asked Yusuke.

"It was a flash of brilliance. Hey it was either that or she had to flash Ogre, and since she's MY fiancé, I don't want her cheating on my with a creature the equivalent of a field mouse (a/n: that's said in the dvd Sword and Dragon, by the way ^_~). And besides, I've always wanted to see Botan dressed like a pumpkin"

Botan looked shocked at this statement. "Why have you always wanted to see me as a pumpkin?!?!?!"

"Because once a few years ago I dreamt that you were a pumpkin trick or treating and you kept whapping me on the head with your oar because I kept telling you it wasn't Halloween, it was the middle of March."

"Ooooookkkk then, love, you have REALLY weird dreams."

"I know, and I'm proud of it!"

"Umm where do I get orange paint, orange contact lenses, and a pumpkin costume?"

Kuwabara piped up. "I have ALL those things!"

Yusuke sweat dropped. "Um exactly WHY do you have all those things?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm not a natural carrot top you know, and I was a pumpkin for Halloween last year remember?"

Yusuke anime fell. "Jeez Kuwabara I never knew you used PAINT to make your hair orange."

"Yup, that's the secret to my beautiful, poofy hair. Isn't it gorgeous?" he added flicking his hair in the front.

"Uhh sure whatever Kuwabara."

Kurama looked up from making out with Hiei. "HEY my hair is better!"

Kuwabara looked offended. "Hell no. My hair is MUCH better than YOURS. At least I don't look like a girl."

"It's a good thing you don't look like a girl, or every guy in the city would have run into hiding by now" Hiei stated matter-of-factly.

"HEY SHRIMPY! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!?!?!"

"You're not worth fighting. Besides, I have more IMPORTANT things to do than listen to your annoying voice. Like make out with my fox." With that stated he pulled on Kurama's forelocks and started making out with him again.

Kuwabara looked disgusted. "Jeez dude will they EVER stop doing that?"

"Nope, that's their new hobby" Yusuke stated.

"AH HEM!" Koenma coughed loudly to get everyone's attention. "Botan still needs to do her dare, so could you guys PLEASE stop arguing about hair or whatever you're talking about and get her the supplies!"

Kuwabara and Yusuke stood straight up and pretended to be in the army. "Sir yes sir!" they said while saluting and then marching away in unison.

Ten minutes later Botan was whisked away into the bathroom to get the paint poured on her hair, the contacts put in, and the pumpkin costume put on. After ten minutes of Kuwabara and Kieko fixing up Botan she finally came out, and everyone in the room starting rolling on the ground laughing their asses of at the site of an orange haired ferry girl in a pumpkin outfit. Yusuke, who was laughing so hard he was in tears, finally managed to say "You….hahaha…look like…hahah… an orange Sumo wrestler!!! Buahahahahahaha!!!"

Even Hiei was laughing. "More like an orange whale with a human head!!!" he said while choking in laughter.

After a few minutes the laughter died down, and Botan was pushed out the door with her oar and candy bag in hand. As soon as she was out the door and on her way to the first house across the street Yusuke said out loud "Orange Sumo wrestler!" causing everyone to go into another fit of laughter.

Koenma shouted above the laughter. "Shut up! They're answering the door!"

Everyone pushed their face into the window to see the neighbor, who was a middle aged woman, shake her head at Botan, say something that they couldn't hear, then just as she was about to close the door got a huge whap on the head from Botan's oar, who ran away as fast as possible. The woman, who now had another head on top of her original, was shaking her fist at Botan's back shouting that she would call the cops and have her arrested for disturbing the peace. Botan ran into the house.

"Whew that was close. Ok I did the dare, now can I go take a shower and get this ugly paint out of my hair?"

Kuwabara looked surprised. "The paint doesn't come out until three months have passed since you put it on."

"WHAT!!!!"

"Well it IS house paint, so that's probably why."

"KUWABARA KAZUMA YOU WILL DIE!!!!" With that said Botan, who was still in the pumpkin suit, began hitting him multiple times with her oar, causing everyone to roll on the floor clutching their sides with laughter.

Once Kuwabara could easily pass as the twenty headed man at a circus Botan ceased her punishment, and went into the bathroom to take off the pumpkin costume and contacts. When she came down her hair was still has orange as ever, and she could have passed as Kuwabara's sister. Grumbling she sat down and looked to the person next to her. "Yukina, truth or dare?"

Yukina pondered for a moment. "Well, since everyone else is doing dares, I might as well choose dare as well."

"Ooo feeling confident are you Yukina? Well then, if you're so sure of yourself, then I dare you to kiss Elder Toguro for a minute!"

Kuwabara's eyes became dinner plates. "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT YUKINA IS GOING TO KISS THAT FREAK!"

Botan looked angry. "Listen you idiot, it's all your fault that my hair is this ugly color, and everyone has to do their dare, and that includes Yukina. This is my revenge. Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha" she cackled in a very good impression of Elder Toguro.

"Ok I'll just get this over with," Yukina said with a look of disgust on her face. She leaned over to Elder Toguro, who looked very happy at that moment, and kissed him, while Kuwabara had gone back into his corner, crying. Hiei had his fists clenched and his right arm began to smoke. The only reason Elder Toguro was not a pile of ash was because Kurama had wrapped his arms around Hiei, calming him down a little.

After the minute was up Yukina broke off the kiss and ran at full speed into the kitchen, where she commenced in washing out her mouth with a gallon of water. Once she returned she sat back down on the couch and turned to Hiei. "Hiei, truth or dare?"

Hiei looked surprised. "But I've already gone! I did the I'm Too Sexy song with Kurama!"

Botan stormed in front of Hiei brandishing her oar, causing Hiei to shrink away. "You will choose either truth or dare NOW! And besides, that was Kurama's dare anyway. You just got dragged into it."

Hiei crossed his arms and scowled. "Fine. Truth. I don't want to humiliate myself like everyone else here."

Yukina smiled. "Ok then, are you my long lost brother?"

Now it was Hiei's turn for his eyes turn into dinner plates. "How…who?"

Yukina smiled. "Answer the question first."

Hiei blushed. "Yes, I am. But who told you?"

"When you were trying to fly in Kuwabara's room we heard you crash into the bookshelves, and Kurama saw that you were gone and accidently said that you were my long lost brother."

"Oh. KURAMA!!!!"

Kurama sweat dropped. "Sorry love, I forgot she was there. ^_^;;;;;"

Hiei hugged Kurama. "It's ok I forgive you. You didn't mean to I know." (a/n: awwwww ^_^)

Hiei broke off his hug with Kurama to face none other than Kuronue. "Kuronue, truth or dare?"

Darkdemonchild: ^_^ that was fun. Thank you Kittengrl39 for the idea of having Botan dye her hair orange! I didn't have her do that in this fic, but I've just posted my newest humor story, Yu Yu Hakusho Hair Salon, and in that fic I'm gonna use this same idea. Hahaha Botan as a pumpkin. ^_^ ok in the next chapter we have Kuronue! And after that victim, Karasu! Let the mahem begin! And as always, please review ^_~