Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ What the YYH Gang Does Offset ❯ Bondage...? HIGH BIRDS!!! ( Chapter 4 )

DE: We're baaaaaaaaaack!

TC: I'm dangerous with plastic toys!

DE: O_O;;;

TC: O_O;; NOT LIKE THAT!!!

DE (ahem) Anyway, KK's reading fics while we write this. It doesn't work, because she's on the computer while we write in a notebook.

TC: Okay, yeah, and EBD couldn't be here with us today because her parents are EVIL! EVIL, I TELL YOU, EVIL!!!!!

DE: O_O;;; Easy, TC…

TC: ^_^;; I had a little too much pop today.

DE: Obviously…anyways, on with the fic!

Botan: Um, DE, you forgot about the disclaimer.

DE: I did? (goes back and reads) Oh, oops. ^_^;; guess I did…

TC: Botan, you can do that.

Botan: Alrighty! They don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. TC owns herself, KK's another story, EBD's not here physically, so we don't' have to worry too much about her, and DE is owned by many, including Kurama.

DE: HEY!!!!! (angry face, and yet not)

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(DE: btw, KK's done reading the fic…she's a FAST reader…)

KK: I NEVER!

DE: YAY!

TC: (twirling around a plastic sword) OW!

DE: That's not how you twirl it…here. (takes sword and shows TC how to twirl it) See? It ain't that hard!

TC: (tries it) YAY!

DE: (shakes head) KK, where the hell are you?

KK: Reading another chapter!

DE: (facevaults) Fine then…(tickles TC)

TC: (screams and tries to fight DE)

*~*About five minutes later…*~*

KK: That's enough! DE, leave TC alone!

DE: (stops tickling TC) But it's fun! (starts tickling KK)

KK: (screams and tries to fight DE) Run, TC! Get out of here!

TC: (runs up stairs and slams door shut)

DE: Aw, now that's no fun! (stops tickling KK and tries to stop her from going up stairs)

KK: (kicks at DE and hits her in a not-so-good spot)

DE: O_O; I'VE BEEN VIOLATED AGAIN!!!!!

KK: (runs up stairs and slams door)

DE: (mumbles while hiding) I thought yesterday was all the violation I was going to get… Grrrr! Guess I was wrong…

KK: Oh, great. Now where'd she go? (searches for DE with TC…grabs a bamboo stick, and hands a mete stick to TC, and finds DE and pokes her)

DE: EEP! (gets up) Okay, okay. You found me. (sees KK's evil look) Uh oh…

KK: TC, you watch her. I'm going to go get something to make her pay for tickling us.

TC: Um…okay…

DE: >_>;; oh, great…

*~*About five minutes later…*~*

KK: (evil laugh)

DE: Shit…this can't be good…

TC: (sees what KK has in hand) O_O; Oh my…

KK: (comes around corner) Heheheheh!

DE: (sees what KK has) O__O NOOOOO!!!! (runs, tickling TC to get by)

KK: (runs after DE, TC following behind) You can never escape us!

DE: (runs into a wall) …ow…

KK: Now's our chance to get her, TC! (tackles DE to the floor)

TC: YEAH! (holds DE)

DE: GAH! SO NOT COOL!!!

KK: (starts tying up DE {and yes, those were ropes-excuse me, jump ropes-that KK has behind her back})

DE: You guys are evil! Pure evil! And besides, it'll be easy to get out of these.

TC: O_o;; I don't' want to know…

KK: (still tying DE) Neither do I.

DE: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, YOU PERVS!!!!!

KK: (is done tying DE hog-style)

DE: KK< mind if I bite the ropes to break free? (studies ropes around wrists)

KK: Go ahead. I don't use them, so…

DE: Okay. (starts biting a rope and tugging them)

Youko: (comes down stairs and sees) O_O Um, what's going on?

TC: (kind of nervously) Youko! Uh, what are you doing here?

Youko: I hear screaming. Now why is DE tied up like that?

KK: It's okay, Youko. She liked being tied up.

Youko: (raises a brow and smirks) Really…

DE: SHUT UP!!!!! (frees hands, then quickly unties ankles (the whole untying process thingy only took about two minutes)) There.

TC: Wow, that was fast.

DE: I told you it would be easy.

KK: Yeah, well, try getting out of one of his. (indicates Youko)

DE: (blushes) Oh jeez…

Youko: (picks up DE and carries her to a private room, smirking)

KK: I don't' want to know…

TC: Right there with ya…

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Kuronue: I want a BigMac!

Yusuke: O_o; Uh, then go buy one.

Kuronue: They took away my license.

Yukina: Why?

Kuronue: I kept speeding and doing stunts in towns. (evil smile)

Yusuke: Uh, dude, you're not supposed to do that stuff where the cops can get ya, ya big baka.

Kuronue: I WANT A BIGMAC, DAMN IT!!!

Yusuke: I'LL DRIVE!!

Kuronue and Yukina: o_o;;

Kuronue: Thaaaat's okay…

Shuichi: (walks in) I'm going to McDonald's. Does anyone want anything?

Kuronue: OOO_OOO BIIIG MAAAAC!!!!! (tackles Shuichi)

Shuichi: Oof! O_o; (lands on back, pinned by Kuronue)

Yusuke: Jeez, Kuronue, I didn't know you were that way! You should spend more time with Karasu! I'm sure you'd both love it!

Kuronue: O_O;;; (gets off Shuichi and helps him up) BIG MAC!!!!! @_@

Shuichi: I take it he's being possessed by the desire for a BigMac…

Yukina: Apparently so.

Shuichi: Hmmm…

Kuronue: (tackles Shuichi again) I WANT A BIGMAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @_@

All but Kuronue: OOOOOO_OOOOOOO;;;;;;;;;;

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DE: (directing) Aaaand cut! Beautiful, guys! That Toguro-bashing was gorgeous! Off to the trailers!

All: (leave to own trailer)

KK: (knocks on DE's door and she answers) Hey, we're going to play "I Never" in the park, followed by "Seven Minutes In Heaven" at the edge of the woods. You comin'?

DE: Sure! (walks out and sees everyone out there) Umm…is everyone going?

TC: Yeah, guess so…

All: (leave to park and sit in a giant circle…they play "I Never", then start playing "Seven Minutes In Heaven")

EBD: (times some couples)

DE: (says half the couples)

KK: (says the other half)

TC: (times the rest)

Genkai: (pulls names out) …DE and…O_o;; Karasu…

DE: HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO!!!!!! (says a lot of curse words fluently)

Karasu: (grabs the pissed DE and takes her into the wood) I wanted to talk to you, anyway.

DE: (still pissed) Why?

Karasu: Because I figured I should tell you first.

DE: Tell me what?

Karasu: I'm straight.

DE: OOO_OOO Could have fooled me…

Karasu: Well, I wasn't having any luck with guys, so I figured you were the next best thing.

DE: (glares) Are you saying I'm a guy?!

Karasu: No! I'm saying…(wraps arms around DE's waist) …that you're the next best, since you're already owned by many.

DE: (kicks Karasu in the balls) WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT?!?!?!

Karasu: (recovered) Because it's in the disclaimer…

DE: So? NO reason to jump to conclusion! And by the way, how did you recover so quickly? (backs a step away from Karasu)

Karasu: Uh, I have a cup on?

DE: I can break through those, and it sure didn't feel like you did!

Karasu: Damn! Umm, okay…(whispers in DE's ear)

DE: (screams like bloody murder) %_%

All: (hear scream) The hell?

Youko: That was DE! (runs into woods and collides with DE)

Others: (follow) What happened?

DE: %_%

Karasu: I just told her something…

Youko: Such as…?

Karasu: LIKE I'D TELL YOU!

Youko: (growls)

KK: Karasu, we'll let you have Yusuke!

Karasu: Uh, that's okay…I don't want him…

Yusuke: Are you saying something's wrong with me?! (gets ready to punch Kfarasu)

Karasu: No…I've given up on gys.

All: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DE: (soft and muffled) He…he doesn't have anything...down there… (shudders and passes out)

Youko: DE!! Damn you, Karasu! What'd you do?!

KK: Oh my God…I think I know what she meant…(looks "down" at Karasu) O_O;;

TC: VULGAR IMAGES!!!!!!!!!

EBD: VERY!!!!!

All but Karasu: (shudder) O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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~In Koenma's trailer, KK, EBD, DE, TC, Youko, Jin, Touya, Hiei, Botan, and Koenma are gathered…~

Botan: I'm thirst…

Koenma: There's some drinks in the fridge.

Botan: Okay. (leaves to fridge) Koenma, you only have Dr. Pepper…

TC and DE: DR. PEPPER!!!!!!!! (run to fridge and each take five cans) ^_^

All: O_o;;

KK: (cuddles up to Hiei)

Hiei: (puts arm around KK)

Jin: Well now, y'all getting' all comfy now, ya know?

EBD: (giggles and cuddles up to Jin, falling asleep in his lap)

Jin: Aw, quiet now, y'all. The li'l lass is sleepin'.

Touya: Is this the cuddle trailer or something?

TC: Must be. (cuddles up to Touya)

Touya: (rests head on TC's)

Koenma: (tries putting arm around Botan)

Botan: (jumps as Koenma tickles her back) Oh, Koenma…you could have just asked…(scoots closer to Koenma)

Koenma: May I?

Botan: (nods)

Koenma: (puts arm around Botan as she cuddles up to him)

Youko: (looks over at DE) ……………

DE: (drinking Dr. Pepper profusely)

Youko: (shakes head at DE) …you need help…

DE: ^_^ Nice of you to notice!

TC: I want my Dr. Pepper… (sings) DR. PEPPER MAKES THE WORLD GO `ROUND!!!!!

DE: YEAH!!!!!

Touya and Youko: O_o;;;

KK: I do not know them…

Hiei: Right there with ya…

Jin: Well now, at least the li'l lassie hasn't awoken yet! (looks at EBD)

Koenma: Oi…{that sounds like "oy" as in "oyster"…} …I thought this was the cuddling trailer…?

DE: (shrugs) It may be, but anywhere is hyper galore for m! (drinks more Dr. Pepper)

TC: (downed all cans) Must have more…(runs to get more Dr. Pepper)

Botan: Oh no…(falls asleep)

Koenma: Excuse me while I hibernate… (falls asleep as well)

Hiei: That's my excuse! (pouts)

KK: Aw, the little koorime is pouting!

Hiei: Hn. I'm bored.

KK: Me too…

Hiei: Is your trailer still broken? (playful glint in eyes)

KK: For the most part.

Hiei: (carries KK off to his trailer) Later.

KK: (blushes) See ya guys.

Awake People: Later!

Jin: (yawns) I do believe I'm gonna sleep as well…(lays back, careful as to not awaken EBD)

TC: DR. PEPPER!!!!! (dances)

DE: WOOT!!!!!!!!! (dances too)

Youko: (lies back and watches, drooling)

Touya: (watches with interest)

Youko: (to Touya) A guy could get used to this.

Touya: Without a doubt.

TC and DE: DR. PEPPEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TC: (takes a drink of Dr. Pepper)

DE: (comes up behind TC) RAH!!!!!

TC: (almost spits out Dr. Pepper from being scared and laughing so hard)

DE: = D

KK: DE, are you pestering TC again?

DE: (innocently) Nooo! What makes ya think that?

KK: Considering TC's laughing her ass off…

DE: (in a high-pitched voice) TC PHONE HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

All: (laugh hysterically)

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Youko: (walking to trailer)

Rabid FanGirl: O_O YOUKO!!!!! (tackles Youko)

Youko: WAH!!! (falls to the ground and tries to push off RFG)

RFG: (bites Youko on the arm)

Youko: OW!

DE: (summons a firewheel and sends it at RFG) DIE YOU EVIL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RFG: (runs away, on fire, and dies)

Youko: Thank you. (smirks at DE)

DE: (huff huff puff puff) Yep, anytime.

Youko: Damn, that bitch can bite…

DE: Let me see it.

Youko: (holds out arm)

DE: O_O (grabs Youko and drags him to KK's) KK, GET OUT HERE!!!!!!

KK: (comes out) What?

DE: YOUKO'S BEEN BIT BY A RABID FANGIRL!!!!!!

KK: OH MY GOD!!!!! (runs off to other trailers, DE-dragging Youko-behind) TC, EBD, HIEI, JIN, TOUYA, CHUU, YUSUKE, BOTAN, AND KURONUE!!!!!!!!!

All: (come out of trailers) What?

KK: YOUKO'S BEEN BIT BY A RABID FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!

All: OOOOO_OOOOO OH MY GOD!!!! (run off to the doc)

Doc: What the hell?

DE: Help, Doc! Youko's been bit by a rabid fangirl!

Doc: O_O Bring him in! (walks quickly to the back)

All: (follow)

Doc: He'll need a rabies shot, tetness shot, and maybe a few others.

Youko: OOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (tries to run away)

DE: (tackles Youko) DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE BAKAS!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!

All but Doc, Youko, and DE: (grab Youko and hold him down)

Youko: (tries to get free) NOOOOO!!!!!!

TC: If you cooperate, DE will give you a treat!

DE: HEY!!!! I never agreed to that!!!!!!!!!

Youko: (stops for a moment, then continues to struggle) NO SHOTS!!!!!!

Chuu: Damn, he's stubborn.

Yusuke: When'd ya figure that one out?!

Chuu: Just now.

All but Chuu: (sweatdrop) -_-;;;

Botan: Perhaps if DE gets off of him, then he'll be easier to control.

Kuronue: I wouldn't be too sure…

Touya: DE can just tackle him again if it doesn't work.

Jin: And take all the rest of us down, aye!

EBD: We'll move out of the way if that happens.

KK: It's worth a shot…

Youko: O_O (screams while still struggling)

DE: Okay, everyone ready?

All: Yeah.

DE: (gets off Youko, but gets ready to tackle him again)

Youko: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!! (starts to get up)

Botan: Okay, BAD IDEA!!!!

DE: Everyone, on the count of three, let go…one, two, THREE!!!

All: (let go of Youko)

Youko: FINALLY! I'm fre-

DE: (tackles Youko)

All: (grab Youko and hold him down again)

Youko: (whines) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Doc: Okay, keep him still!

All: (hold Youko with all their might)

Doc: (finds a vein in Youko's arm and injects rabies shot)

Youko: (cries) OOOOWW!!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! (struggles)

KK: Damn, he's too strong!!

Hiei: If you don't calm down, fox, I'll use my Dragon of the Darkness Flame on you!

DE: Uh, Hiei, don't you mean Tennis Racquet of the Darkness Flame?

Hiei: >_>;; Uh, yeah…whatever…

Youko: NEVER!!!!!!!!

DE: (slides up and whispers something in Youko's ear)

KK: Huh? He…he stopped struggling…

All but Youko and DE: O_o Weird…

EBD: GO DE!!!!!!!!!!!

All: (look at DE's position) O_O;;

DE: What? I only told him something!

Chuu: More like you're showin' him somethin'!

DE: Wha…?

Yusuke: DE, look at your position…

DE: O_o;; (looks) OOO_OOO HOLY FUJEEBAS!!!!!! AND NO ONE TOLD ME THIS BECAUSE WHY?!?!?!

Touya: Well, it calmed him down…

DE: (glares)

Doc: Okay, tetness time! (injects tetness shot in Youko's other arm)

Youko: O_O GAH!! (bites one of DE's "squishies")

DE: OOOOO_OOOOO OW!!!!!

All: OOOOO_OOOOO;;;;;

Youko: (calms down) …ow…

DE: (rolls off of Youko) …owie, damn it…

Doc: All done. He should be good as new!

Jin: I'm sure he will be, eh.

All: (let go of Youko)

TC: (kneels by DE) DE, are you okay?

DE: %_%

KK: (kneels as well) What's wrong? You probably liked it more than it hurt! (pokes DE)

DE: %_%

Youko: …yummy…(smirks and gets up)

EBD: (continuously pokes Youko) YOU BIT HER!!!!!!!

Youko: Huh?

Chuu: You bit DE.

Youko: I did?

Yusuke: Look for yourself, ya big thug.

Botan: (pokes DE) She seems quite traumatized from it…

Youko: Where did I bite her?

All but Youko and DE: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kuronue: Look for yourself, buddy.

Youko: (looks) O_O; …oops…

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All: (watch Underworld in DE's trailer)

Bird: (runs into a window) *BAM!*

All: O_O;

Hiei: The hell was that?

DE: I think a bird just flew into the window…

EBD: (goes to the window) DE's right…Hey! He just flew off again!

Hiei: Baka bird.

DE: Aw, Hiei, be nice!

Bird: (crashes into window again)

EBD: O_O; It did it again!

Shuichi: DE< when was the last time you washed the window?

DE: Umm…some time last week…

All but DE: O_o;

DE: What?! I've been busy! Besides, it's not that dirty… (looks at window) Then again, I could be wrong… ^_^;;;

All but DE: -_-;; (facevault)

EBD: (looks out window) OOO_OOO;;; DUCK!!!!!

Hiei: (looks out window) Those aren't ducks, those are birds.

EBD: No, DUCK!!!!!!

Hiei: O_o; Ooohh, you mean the other duck! O_O;;

Flock of birds: (crash into window, cracking it)

DE: NOO!!! MY WINDOW!!!!!

All: O_o;;

Shuichi: Shouldn't you be more concerned for the birds?

DE: Hey, it ain't my fault they're high!

EBD: That's true…

Hiei and Shuichi: o_o;;

DE and EBD: THE BIRDS ARE HIGH, THE BIRDS ARE HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei and Shuichi: (facevault) o_o;;

More Birds: (crash into window and sides of trailer)

Hiei: …guess they are high…

Shuichi: That or they're drunk… Hmm, wonder what they got into…

DE and EBD: THE BIRDS ARE SO FRIGGIN HIGH AND DRUNK!!!!!!!!!

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KK: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THE POOR BIRDS?!!! THEY'RE INNOCENT CREATURES!!!!! (goes off into a loooong lecture)

DE: O_o;; Hey, EBD told me to write it!

KK: HOW COULD YOU, EBD?!?!?!?!

EBD: DE AGREED TO IT!!!

DE: I told you that a bird flew into a giant, dirty window and probably knocked itself out!

KK: ANDK YOU DIDN'T CHECK IT?!?!?!

DE and EBD: O_O; DUCK!!!!!!!!!!

KK: (turns around) That's not a duck, that's a flock of birds!

DE: No, DUCK!!!!!!!

KK: O_o; Ooohh, you mean the other duck! O_O;; …shit…

DE, EBD, and TC: (duck)

KK: (scream)

Flock of Birds: (runs into KK)

KK: OW!!!

TC: (after birds pass) Umm…KK, are you okay?

KK: Damn, just end this thing!

DE: KK NEEDS RABIES AND TETNESS SHOTS!!!!!!!! (evil grin)

KK: OOOOO_OOOOO (runs)

DE: Teeheehee! (chases KK)

TC: Well now…

EBD: …while DE chases KK…

TC: …and tries to give her shots…

EBD: …we'll end this thing…

TC: so nice of you to join us…

EBD: …for our insane time…

TC: …and please come again..

EBD: …to read out craziness galore…

TC: And don't forget to review, please!

DE: (laughs evilly and tackles KK)

KK: Ya know, I didn't have to let you do this on your own, DE!

DE: Oh, but you did! ^_^

KK: Damn…WHY ME?!?!?!

DE: = D

TC: Anyways…

EBD: …Review!

KK: OOOOO_OOOOO NOOOOO!!!!!!

TC and EBD: o_o;;;

DE: I just want everyone to know that we started this at KK's, but it was in the last half-hour. It was some time in the second part (well, after the disclaimer part…) that we separated. Sure, I called KK, TC, and EBD for ideas, but basically, I wrote it all…not that I'm bragging, I just felt like letting y'all know…Please, review!!! We'll answer any questions you have! At least, to the best we can… >_>;;;