Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Who's Shuichi? ❯ chapter 17- coming up roses ( Chapter 17 )

Disclaimers: don't own YYH…must I say more?

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A/N: This isn't the last chapter of this fic BUT! What I'm gonna do is just as YYH have `chapters/sagas' eg: chapter black, I'm gonna have some myself but also in a way it's like an essay except it'll more fun.

Here's the `essay' formation

Qu: who's Shuichi? (intro) --- > For ----> against ---- > conclusion

And another big clue is Mina's report project.

Many apologies if this chapter is….uh….shite #sweatdrops#

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What the hell?? Here I am, dodging from brutal assaults that are coming from a humanoid freak and I'm surrounded with pretty fricken FLOWERS!! - This is the last time I take a midnight trip to grandma's so-called `secret garden'.

"T-th-this is new Ami…where did you learn that realllllllly neat trick??" I was trying to stall but as fate would have it - she's hell bent on killing me. Even if it means smashing a few windows in the process.

"It's not a magic trick sweetie…..I was created that way by my glorious master Youko Kurama" she hissed just as her `flesh' melted off of her arms to reveal spindly thorns that looked bloody razor sharp!

"Youko….Kurama?....who's he? Why did he….make you…?" Obviously I hadn't grasped this mad-scientist scenario.

Ami guffawed after nearly slicing the table in half with me under it in hiding. That was close!

"Simple ningen! #sniggers# surely you've realised who he is….or is the fact that he's merely testing your worth?" she sauntered towards me - roots an' all. Feeling the thorny vines take hold of my wrists I began to wriggle which only made it worse.

Why didn't I listen to Kurama!?? Did you also know that I'm being hoisted into the air?

A few roses were left splayed on the ceramic flooring as I tried to grab a shovel or something whilst I was in mid air. Dam where does he keep his tools?? #looks around# this isn't good…I heard weed kills but this! This is an understatement!!

Not to mention stupid.

"My worth? Give me a break freak! My English teacher does that to me anyways! Hence the DT bonanzas? Now what the hell do you want me for? If it's about me spreading those `frigid' rumours - oh wait, I didn't do that…I just accidentally poured sulphuric acid on your project and I swear -"

"SHUT UP!!"

"Yessum"

"Stupid motor mouth this isn't about you being a klutz! Or a pyromaniac…"

"Oi, you can call me a pyromaniac all you want, but a klutz!? That's a bit below the belt…or stem in your case… now you tell me what your darling master really wants with me. I know for a dam fact that it's not just for bloody courtship!"

"I don't know!…maybe he loves a girl with a bit of flesh"

#face faults# "Great. A womaniser…lovely….just lovely"

I think I'm pissing her off I mean, not only am I starting to get white-man's finger (according to medical books, it's when your fingers go numb) but I don't think she likes being compare to something beautiful and fragile.

Ah great, she's slashed one of my thighs right open! How cliché is that???

I mean, she could have poisoned me o-or tore my limbs off but nooooooooooo it's the hacking song all over again!!

"When the clock strikes one, I'll be able to consume your body and use it as my own. Just think #chuckles# you'll be eaten alive by a strand of your hair….ironic don't you think? My master is a brilliant geneticist #sighs#."

This girl/plant/whatever is creepy…but does that make me like her because she derives from me? Must be from her father's side `cause those crazy genes do NOT come from me!

Well, maybe a little.

I muttered under my breath.

"Here I thought I was dealing with a psychopathic girlfriend…how wrong I was…"

Suddenly the lunar-powered clock chimed. One o'clock it said #gulps# well…uh I guess it's lights out for me.

The next thing I knew……I had blacked out.

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A/N: as I've said before this is NOT the last chapter - not only would it be crappy but look, it leaves BIG holes like….what happened next? Did she survive? Will she ever find out Kurama's secret?