Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ You Must Die ❯ Kimono Hater ( Chapter 8 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Kuramas gurl 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.25.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.25.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
*Sasha and Kurama having a glaring contest in the background*
KG: ok people, I want comments and I want them now. The only reason I'm still posting is because juju8839 asked me so nicely. I'm gonna hide it and send the chapters only to juju8839 if I don't get a comment from her. By the way, the demon that took Yumi wasn't Kuronue, sorry if you got that idea.
Hiei: empty threats
Botan: you're too sweet and kind to do that.
KG: wanna bet.
Yusuke: come on, I want some action.
KG: Sasha, Kurama, chill, my room doesn't need to get messed up any more than it already is. Kurama wins Yumi, so there, battle over.
Sasha: *whining* he started it
Kurama: stop whining.
KG: I don't own YYH. Guys, don't touch that! STOP!! That doesn't go there!!!
; "Yumi's been what?!" Kurama asked panicked.
"You heard the lady." Yusuke said while Botan started cowering. "Yumi got kidnaped, now we've gotta save the onna that's trying to kill our teammate."
"Um, guys." Botan said. "There's one other who they kidnaped." she shifted from foot to foot trying to word it just right. "They also managed to get in their grasp, um, Yukina."
Hiei glared at Botan. Kuwabara went ballistic. "What're we standing around here for!?" Kuwabara screamed. "Yukina needs our help! Let's go!"
Kuwabara ran out the door. "For once I agree with the baka." Hiei said. The group turned and looked at Hiei, then again, the demons captured his sister.
"So, bets in, how long until Kuwabara comes back without a clue to where he's going." Yusuke said throwing a pack of gum on the table. "Where can we find these people Botan?"
"Um," Botan laughed nervously.
"You idiots don't know, do you?" Kurama sneered. Everyone, excluding Hiei, looked at the fox surprised.
"Well, that's new. We have a few leads, but they're not very reliable sources." Botan said. "Our leads point to this area." Botan pulled out a large map and pointed to the area circled in red. "This is an area of high class, so we'll have to dress appropriate. Which is why," she pulled the large briefcase that she had brought and slammed it on the table. "I brought this heavy thing." she clicked it open. Inside were three suits and one kimono. "Now, each 'disguise' has been made special to fit, the shoes are in this bag." Botan patted a large bag next to her chair.
"Botan." Yusuke said.
"Yes?"
"You're one suit short and a kimono extra."
"Don't be silly. I would look strange for four guys and one girl to go waltzing down the street in that neighborhood. That's why the extra kimono is for Kurama." (*A/N please don't kill me for doing this. I've beaten myself up for doing it. I luv Kurama*)
"You're kidding right?" Kurama said glaring at Botan.
"Kurama, why would I joke about something like this? Don't think of it as cross-dressing, think of it as disguising yourself to save your love."
Kurama looked at the floor debating inside his head. "Fine." he said
"Atta boy." Botan said handing Kurama the kimono. "Now, here's yours Yusuke, and yours Hiei, and oh, you're back Kuwabara." Kuwabara was standing at the door panting. "Put this on." Botan tossed the suit to Kuwabara.
"Why?" said Kuwabara stupidly.
"You'll need it for camouflage. Unless, of course, you don't want to save Yukina, then don't put it on."
"Oh, ok then." Kuwabara took the suit then yelled into the air. "Don't worry Yukina! I'll be there soon to rescue you."
"Hnn. Baka." Hiei said before leaving to another room to change.
"Get back here shorty, no one insults me and get away with it!" Hiei slammed the door causing Botan and Kuwabara to both jump. "Aren't you going to change?" he asked Botan.
Botan smiled. "I already have." She was back in her pink kimono. "Now scoot, you've got to change too."
Yusuke and Kuwabara were first to emerge. Much to Botan's surprise, both of them had assembled their suits and tied their ties properly. Next was Hiei with a very agitated look. His tie was dangling around his neck and the top three buttons of his shirt weren't buttoned. (*A/N I have to please the Hiei fans reading ^_~*)
Botan sighed. "Hiei, you can't prance around that side of town looking like you're drunk."
"I don't prance." Hiei snorted.
"I didn't say you did. Now fix it!"
"Hnn." Hiei sat by the window and adjusted his shirt and tie the proper way, looking even more agitated.
The last to emerge was Kurama in his kimono. Yusuke and Kuwabara bust out laughing and could barely stand. Kurama shot a bone chilling glare at the two boys. They stopped. "If you say anything, so help you, I will make your death long and painful." Kurama threatened.
"That should be fun." Hiei said.
"Kurama, come here a sec." Botan said. She pulled out a green ribbon and tied Kurama's hair back with it. Botan smiled widely at the even more agitated fox. "Relax. Now we can go."
"I hate this just as much as you do." Hiei said to Kurama as they left the house.
"Yes, but at least you're not wearing a kimono." Kurama said. "These shoes are murder. Is the end prize really worth this torture?"
"Hnn."
They approached the neighborhood. "Now that we're here, let's split up and search the area." Botan said. She pulled out another map. "Kurama and Hiei, you search this area." She pointed to the area colored red. "Kuwabara, you take this area." She pointed to the area colored in blue. "And Yusuke, you and I will take this area." She pointed to the area colored in green.. "Everyone understand?" they all nodded. "Good, then lets get going." Botan folded up the map and put it away.
"Before we go Botan, what's the guys name that we're trying to catch?" Yusuke asked.
"Oh, did I forget to tell you? How silly of me. His name is Tealish. Now let's get going."
The tree groups set off in different directions to scout the area. Kurama still not saying anything, but looked like he was ready to kill the first person who said something to him. Not even ten minuets into searching Kurama and Hiei were approached by four boys in leather suits.
"Hey there sexy." the first one said to Kurama. "What d'you say you ditch the shorty here and we'll show you a good time."
Kurama glared at the four boys with gold glinting in his eyes. He mustered his strength to try to sound more feminine but ended up growling. "That's quite all right, I don't want your kind of fun."
The second boy grabbed Kurama's arm when he tried to walk away. "We weren't really giving you a choice onna, now come with us and no one gets hurt."
Kurama's energy flared knocking the second boy to the ground. "This chick's not normal!" the third boy said.
"No, he isn't." said the fourth boy strangely calm. "The 'shorty' as you called him, is the one that the master sent us to find." There was something different about him. He had a dark aura surrounding him. "Boys, stand down."
"Yes sir." the other tree boys said, stepping back.
The fourth boy walked up to Kurama and Hiei. "Allow me to introduce myself. The name's Mik, and I have a message from master Tealish. These goons here are my followers. We have your Yumi and your Yukina. If you want them back, come to this address." Mik gave Kurama a slip of paper. "Be there at two on the speck tomorrow afternoon if you ever want to see your onnas again. Let's move boys."
The four boys started to leave. The second boy came up to Kurama and handed him a slip of paper. "Give me a call sometime sweet cakes."
Kurama grew even more angry. His eyes started to go from green to gold and his hair started to tun silver. Hiei stepped back to avoid being the first person Yoko Kurama sees.
Sasha: Kurama makes such a pretty girl.
Kurama: ..... *glares at KG*
KG: *laughs nervously* comment please.
Yusuke: bwa ha ha ha! Kurama in a dress! That's filarious! (I made that word up a while ago.)
KG: ok people, I want comments and I want them now. The only reason I'm still posting is because juju8839 asked me so nicely. I'm gonna hide it and send the chapters only to juju8839 if I don't get a comment from her. By the way, the demon that took Yumi wasn't Kuronue, sorry if you got that idea.
Hiei: empty threats
Botan: you're too sweet and kind to do that.
KG: wanna bet.
Yusuke: come on, I want some action.
KG: Sasha, Kurama, chill, my room doesn't need to get messed up any more than it already is. Kurama wins Yumi, so there, battle over.
Sasha: *whining* he started it
Kurama: stop whining.
KG: I don't own YYH. Guys, don't touch that! STOP!! That doesn't go there!!!
; "Yumi's been what?!" Kurama asked panicked.
"You heard the lady." Yusuke said while Botan started cowering. "Yumi got kidnaped, now we've gotta save the onna that's trying to kill our teammate."
"Um, guys." Botan said. "There's one other who they kidnaped." she shifted from foot to foot trying to word it just right. "They also managed to get in their grasp, um, Yukina."
Hiei glared at Botan. Kuwabara went ballistic. "What're we standing around here for!?" Kuwabara screamed. "Yukina needs our help! Let's go!"
Kuwabara ran out the door. "For once I agree with the baka." Hiei said. The group turned and looked at Hiei, then again, the demons captured his sister.
"So, bets in, how long until Kuwabara comes back without a clue to where he's going." Yusuke said throwing a pack of gum on the table. "Where can we find these people Botan?"
"Um," Botan laughed nervously.
"You idiots don't know, do you?" Kurama sneered. Everyone, excluding Hiei, looked at the fox surprised.
"Well, that's new. We have a few leads, but they're not very reliable sources." Botan said. "Our leads point to this area." Botan pulled out a large map and pointed to the area circled in red. "This is an area of high class, so we'll have to dress appropriate. Which is why," she pulled the large briefcase that she had brought and slammed it on the table. "I brought this heavy thing." she clicked it open. Inside were three suits and one kimono. "Now, each 'disguise' has been made special to fit, the shoes are in this bag." Botan patted a large bag next to her chair.
"Botan." Yusuke said.
"Yes?"
"You're one suit short and a kimono extra."
"Don't be silly. I would look strange for four guys and one girl to go waltzing down the street in that neighborhood. That's why the extra kimono is for Kurama." (*A/N please don't kill me for doing this. I've beaten myself up for doing it. I luv Kurama*)
"You're kidding right?" Kurama said glaring at Botan.
"Kurama, why would I joke about something like this? Don't think of it as cross-dressing, think of it as disguising yourself to save your love."
Kurama looked at the floor debating inside his head. "Fine." he said
"Atta boy." Botan said handing Kurama the kimono. "Now, here's yours Yusuke, and yours Hiei, and oh, you're back Kuwabara." Kuwabara was standing at the door panting. "Put this on." Botan tossed the suit to Kuwabara.
"Why?" said Kuwabara stupidly.
"You'll need it for camouflage. Unless, of course, you don't want to save Yukina, then don't put it on."
"Oh, ok then." Kuwabara took the suit then yelled into the air. "Don't worry Yukina! I'll be there soon to rescue you."
"Hnn. Baka." Hiei said before leaving to another room to change.
"Get back here shorty, no one insults me and get away with it!" Hiei slammed the door causing Botan and Kuwabara to both jump. "Aren't you going to change?" he asked Botan.
Botan smiled. "I already have." She was back in her pink kimono. "Now scoot, you've got to change too."
Yusuke and Kuwabara were first to emerge. Much to Botan's surprise, both of them had assembled their suits and tied their ties properly. Next was Hiei with a very agitated look. His tie was dangling around his neck and the top three buttons of his shirt weren't buttoned. (*A/N I have to please the Hiei fans reading ^_~*)
Botan sighed. "Hiei, you can't prance around that side of town looking like you're drunk."
"I don't prance." Hiei snorted.
"I didn't say you did. Now fix it!"
"Hnn." Hiei sat by the window and adjusted his shirt and tie the proper way, looking even more agitated.
The last to emerge was Kurama in his kimono. Yusuke and Kuwabara bust out laughing and could barely stand. Kurama shot a bone chilling glare at the two boys. They stopped. "If you say anything, so help you, I will make your death long and painful." Kurama threatened.
"That should be fun." Hiei said.
"Kurama, come here a sec." Botan said. She pulled out a green ribbon and tied Kurama's hair back with it. Botan smiled widely at the even more agitated fox. "Relax. Now we can go."
"I hate this just as much as you do." Hiei said to Kurama as they left the house.
"Yes, but at least you're not wearing a kimono." Kurama said. "These shoes are murder. Is the end prize really worth this torture?"
"Hnn."
They approached the neighborhood. "Now that we're here, let's split up and search the area." Botan said. She pulled out another map. "Kurama and Hiei, you search this area." She pointed to the area colored red. "Kuwabara, you take this area." She pointed to the area colored in blue. "And Yusuke, you and I will take this area." She pointed to the area colored in green.. "Everyone understand?" they all nodded. "Good, then lets get going." Botan folded up the map and put it away.
"Before we go Botan, what's the guys name that we're trying to catch?" Yusuke asked.
"Oh, did I forget to tell you? How silly of me. His name is Tealish. Now let's get going."
The tree groups set off in different directions to scout the area. Kurama still not saying anything, but looked like he was ready to kill the first person who said something to him. Not even ten minuets into searching Kurama and Hiei were approached by four boys in leather suits.
"Hey there sexy." the first one said to Kurama. "What d'you say you ditch the shorty here and we'll show you a good time."
Kurama glared at the four boys with gold glinting in his eyes. He mustered his strength to try to sound more feminine but ended up growling. "That's quite all right, I don't want your kind of fun."
The second boy grabbed Kurama's arm when he tried to walk away. "We weren't really giving you a choice onna, now come with us and no one gets hurt."
Kurama's energy flared knocking the second boy to the ground. "This chick's not normal!" the third boy said.
"No, he isn't." said the fourth boy strangely calm. "The 'shorty' as you called him, is the one that the master sent us to find." There was something different about him. He had a dark aura surrounding him. "Boys, stand down."
"Yes sir." the other tree boys said, stepping back.
The fourth boy walked up to Kurama and Hiei. "Allow me to introduce myself. The name's Mik, and I have a message from master Tealish. These goons here are my followers. We have your Yumi and your Yukina. If you want them back, come to this address." Mik gave Kurama a slip of paper. "Be there at two on the speck tomorrow afternoon if you ever want to see your onnas again. Let's move boys."
The four boys started to leave. The second boy came up to Kurama and handed him a slip of paper. "Give me a call sometime sweet cakes."
Kurama grew even more angry. His eyes started to go from green to gold and his hair started to tun silver. Hiei stepped back to avoid being the first person Yoko Kurama sees.
Sasha: Kurama makes such a pretty girl.
Kurama: ..... *glares at KG*
KG: *laughs nervously* comment please.
Yusuke: bwa ha ha ha! Kurama in a dress! That's filarious! (I made that word up a while ago.)