Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho and the Holy Grail ❯ The witch and the knights of the Round Table ( Chapter 3 )

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Summary: HELLO MY READERS!!!! Did you miss me? ^_^ I'm really sorry I haven't updated for the past *counts on fingers* three weeks? Or was it four? Oh well it doesn't matter. All that matters is that its been forever AND I WANT MORE BROWNIES!!!! ^_^;;; ok the last part doesn't really matter, but its true I want more brownies ^_^. Anyway, time for my excuse, and it's a very good one so you should listen. FINALS! HW! STUDYING! MORE HW! PROJECTS! ESSAYS! PAPERS! MORE HW! MORE STUYDING! Did I mention finals and hw? ^_^;;;; im serious. The past three weeks have been a living hell school wise. But now I'm back and ready to kick some @$$. Ok I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but still! I'm back!

Kuri: You just repeated yourself baka

Ddc: shut up kuri. Oh everyone this is my muse kuri. She's kinda weird so don't mind her. Now on with the fic!

Kuri: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M WEIRD?!?!?!

*scene/stage thingy *

Ddc: OK PEOPLE!!! GET IN YOUR PLACES NOW!!!!

Yusuke: Why should we?

Kuwabara: Yeah we're on strike!

Ddc: Oh no you're not! *drags Kuwabara and Yusuke onto the stage by ears * Now you're going to work or I'm gonna make your life a living hell!

Yusuke: You already DO make our lives living hell!

Ddc: Oh that's hell? Well then, I'll make your lives living hells FROM hell!

Kuwabara: *scratches head * That doesn't make sense

Ddc: Not to you maybe but it does to everyone else. NOW PLACES! NOW!!!

Kuwabara: *raises hand * I got a question

Ddc: -_-;;; yes Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: Do I get more lines?

Ddc: MAYBE! NOW PLACES!!!

*Scene 5 *

Kuwabara, Yusuke, and random demons walking behind them: *dressed up as monks and are holding boards and are chanting * Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem *hit heads with boards * Pie Iesu domine *whap * Dona esi requiem *whap * Pie iesu domine *whap * Dona eis requiem

Random demons: A Witch! A Witch!

Kuwabara Yusuke and others: *whap *

Random demons: A witch! A witch!

Kuwabara Yusuke and others: *walking away * Pie iesu domine *whap *

Random demons: A witch! A witch! A bitch!

Ddc: *glare *

Random demons: *gulp * A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch!

Random demon # 1 : *whispers * we don't get any good lines do we?

Random demon # 2: Nope

Hiei: *dressed up as villager * We've found a witch! May we burn her?

Random demons: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

Kurama: *dressed as knight * *says in girly voice * How do you know she is a witch?

Jin: *dressed up as villager * She looks like one!

Random demons: Right! Yeah! Yeah!

Kurama: Bring her foreward

Botan: *dressed as witch * Hey I'm a witch! Burn me!

Ddc: >_< *smoke comes out of ears *

Botan: ^_^;;; hehe I mean, I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!

Kurama: Uh, but you're dressed as one.

Botan: Oh really? Well then I guess I'm a witch! Burn me!!

Ddc: >_< *flames erupt around body *

Botan: eep! I mean, They dressed me up like this!

Random demons: AUGH! WE DIDN'T!! WE DIDN'T!!

Botan: And this isn't my nose! It's a false one!

Kurama: *pulls off carrot nose thingy * whew for a second I thought you had a nose job

Ddc: *growling * kurama!

Kurama: I mean, Well?

Hiei: Well, we did do the nose

Kurama: The nose?

Hiei: And the hat, but she is a witch!

Jin: Yeah!

Random demons: We burn her! Right! YEAH! YEAH!

Kurama: Did you dress her up like this?

Hiei: No!

Jin: no!

Touya: no

Jin: Touya! How'd you get here?

Ddc: *growling * jin!

Jin: Eep! No

Hiei: No

Jina and Touya: No

Hiei: Yes

Jin: Yes

Hiei: Yes. Yeah a bit.

Touya: A bit.

Hiei and Jin: A bit

Touya: A bit

Hiei: *points at Botan's face * She has got a wart!

Botan: Eep! WHERE?!?! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Ddc: *rolls eyes *

Random demon # 36 : *coughs *

Kurama: What makes you think she is a witch?

Touya: Well she turned me into a newt!

Kurama: *raises eyebrows * a newt?

Touya: Well, I got better.

Jin: BURN HER ANYWAY!

Hiei: BURN!

Random demons: BURN HER! BURN! BURN HER!

Kurama: SHUT UP!!!

Ddc: *glare*

Kurama: I mean, quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Hiei: are there?

Jin: Ah?

Hiei: What are they?

Random demons: Tell us! Tell us!

Kurama: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

Jin: BURN!

Hiei: BURN!

Random demons: BURN THEM UP! BURN!!!

Kurama: *rolls eyes * And what do you burn apart from witches?

Hiei: MORE WITCHES!!!!

Touya: SHH!

Jin: WOOD!

Kurama: So why do witches burn

*crickets chirp *

Touya: B………because they're….made of wood?

Kurama: Good! Hehe.

Random demons: Oh yeah. Oh.

Kurama: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Hiei: build a bridge out of her!

Kurama: Ah but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

Hiei: Oh, yeah.

Random demons: Oh yeah. True. Uhh…..

Kurama: *getting annoyed * Does wood sink in water?

Hiei: No. No.

Jin: No, it floats! It floats!

Hiei: THROW HER INTO THE POND!!

Random demons: THE POND! THROWN HER INTO THE POND!

Kurama: *rolls eyes * What also floats in water?

Hiei: BREAD!

Jin: APPLES!

Touya: Uh, very small rocks!

Hiei: DEAD BODIES!

Ddc: *looks through script * ok that's not here but it's ok.

Hiei: CIDER!

Jin: GRAVY!!

Hiei: CHERRIES!!!

Jin: MUD!

Touya: CHURCHES!!! CHURCHES!!!

Jin: LEAD! LEAD!!!

Yusuke: *nondramatic entrance * A duck!

Random demons: oooooo

Kurama: Exactly! So, logically….

Hiei: If…she…weighs….the same as a duck….she's a witch!

Kurama: And therefore?

*crickets chirp again *

Jin: A WITCH!

Hiei: A WITCH!!

Random demons: A WITCH! A WITCH!

Kuwabara: *dressed as villager * Here is a duck! Use this duck!

Koenma: *dressed as duck in toddler form * This is so humiliating

Ddc: >_<

Koenma: I mean, quack quack quack

Kurama: We shall use my largest scales

Random demons: Ohh! Ohh! BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!! BURN HER! BURN HER! BURN HER! BURN HER! Ahhh

Kurama: Right. Remove the supports!

Scales: *whop * *clunk * creak *

Yusuke: man these scales are noisy.

Botan and Koenma: *scales balance out each other *

Yusuke: Man Koenma's fat.

Ddc: YUSUKE!!!!!

Yusuke: Eep! *shuts up *

Random demons: A WITCH! A WITCH! A WITCH!

Botan: It's a fair cop.

Touya: BURN HER!!

Random demons: BURN HER! BURN HER! BURN! BURN!

Kurama: *to yusuke * Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Yusuke: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

Kurama: *gets on knee * My liege!

Yusuke: Good sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table?

Kurama: My liege! I would be honored!

Yusuke: What is your name?

Kurama: Breadaville! I mean, breedaverof?

Ddc: >_<

Kurama: Oh I got it! Bedevere! Bedevere, my liege!

Yusuke: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.

*scene dwindles away *

Ddc: Ok that was tolerable. BUT KURAMA!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR NAME?!?!

Kurama: ^_^;; I knew it was something I like that starts with a B

Yusuke: What do you like that starts with a b?

Kurama: *counts off fingers * bread, breed, bed, and boat!

Yusuke: Breed?!?!?!

Kurama: Yup! ^_^

Yusuke: Hentai.

Kurama: And proud of it!

Ddc: OK ENOUGH!!! We wasted enough time already. On to the next scene!

Kuwabara: I BARELY HAD ANY LINES!!!

Ddc: Live with it.

*Scene 6 *

Kurama: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped

Yusuke: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Kurama: Oh, certainly, sir.

Hiei: Look, my liege!

*cardboard box house with sign saying "Camelot" *

*trumpets *

Yusuke: Camelot!

Jin: Camelot!

Hiei: Camelot!

Kuwabara: It's only a model

Yusuke: Sh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride…to.. Camelot!

*inside Camelot *

Shishiwakamaru, Reisho, Toguro, Chu, Rinku, Bakken, Uri Urishima, Bui, Karasu, Suzaku: *singing *

We're knights of the round table

We dance when e'er we're able

We do routines and chorus scenes

With footwork impeccable

We dine well here in Camelot

We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

*start dancing *

We're knights of the Round Table.

Our shows are formidable.

But many times we're given rhymes

That are quite unsingable

We're opera mad in Camelot

We sing from the diaphram a lot

*in dungeon *

Kuronue: *in cell * Clap clap clap clap

*back in hall *

*tap dancing *

In war we're tough and able

Quite indefatigable

Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in Camelot

Bui: I have to push the pram a lot!

*back outside *

Yusuke: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place.

Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Jin: Right, Right.

*scene dwindles away *

Ddc: THAT WAS PERFECT!!!!!!! For once.

Everyone: YAY WE DID GOOD!!!

Ddc: WELL!! YOU DID WELL!

Hiei: Same thing.

Yusuke: Break? Doughnut break? Yes?

Ddc: Fine. That's a wrap up people. Until tomorrow that is!

Yusuke: YAY!!! DOUGHNUTS!!!!!

Kurama: ^_^;;;; ok I'm goin home. See ya people.

Hiei: Yeah me too.

Everyone: *leaves *

Yusuke: *munching on doughnut * Hey where'd everyone go?

Darkdemonchild: Hehehehehehehehehehehe burn her burn her!!!! ^_^;;;; that was fun! I gotta watch this movie again I haven't seen it in a while! Well, you know the rules. Reviews=updates. So review! Please? ^_^ ja!