Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 3 ( Chapter 3 )

document.write(''); Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 3

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: [said by Duo from "GW"] Well, she still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho at all, and she don't intend to.))

Cece: (me) So, this is part three of my blooper marathon.

Yusuke: Man, you work fast, don't you?

Cece: When you got a billion bloopers in your head, then yes, I do. (chomps on a Three Musketeers bar)

Kurama: (shakes his head) Not again with the chocolate, Cece. Is there anything you eat besides that?

Cece: When I'm concentrating… (swallows) no.

Kuwabara: Concentrating on what?

Hiei: Hmph, at least she concentrates on something.

Kuwabara: Up yours!

Cece: In case you want to know later on, Kuwabara, it's "up your ass with a blade of grass, and up your nose with a rubber hose."

Kuwabara: TV-Y7, remember?

Cece: So? This fic is PG-13. (holds up a sign that says "PG-13" while chomping on her candy bar again)

Yusuke: Does this mean I have a love scene?

Cece: This isn't a romance… (looks at Kurama) … unfortunately.

(Kurama laughs, embarrassed)

Cece: All y'all guys and girls know what to do now. R&R.

Kuwabara: That means "read and review," right?

Hiei: Someone's been doing his homework.

Genkai: Don't make me come over there.

Yusuke: You guys better behave; she means it.

Cece: So do I; now shut up and let me concentrate.

Kuwabara: All right, all right, geez! What got her panties in a bunch?

(Cece looks at him angrily, growling)

Kurama: (sweatdrops, laughing nervously) Perhaps now would be a good time to start the bloopers.

(Genkai holds a stick, glaring at Kuwabara)

Genkai: I think so, too.

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(Episode 27 - when Kurama uses the Rose Whip Thorn Wheel)

(Kurama spins his Rose Whip around and around, accidentally severing his belt and making his pants fall down for the second time. All the demons wolf-whistle at Kurama.)

Kurama: Is that a fan girl? And why did it just get cold in here?

Hiei: You might want to look down.

Kurama: (pulls his pants up, blushing) Not again.

Genkai: (jokingly) Nice butt.

Director: I have to agree… (smacks herself) Oh, God, cut! (covers her blushing face)

Crew member who sounds like Duo from "GW": Wow, hitting on Kurama, are we?

Director: (laughs, blushing) Aw, shut up.

(Episode 16 - when Kuwabara barely beats Byakko)

Kuwabara: I have to breathe in the guy's fumes. It's filled with my Spirit Energy.

Hiei: If you call marijuana "Spirit Energy," you've got problems.

(Byakko smokes a joint)

Director: (shakes her head) Cut!

Kuwabara: Hey, man, puff, puff, give.

Hiei: (looks at the audience) Remember kids; just say no to drugs and Kuwabara.

(Yusuke and Kurama laugh, rolling on the floor)

Kuwabara: Oh, like you don't smoke weed.

(Episode 18 - when Seiryu "freezes" Byakko in his tracks)

Seiryu: (hits Byakko with Ice Dragon) Kamehameha!!!!!

Director: Cut! I think DBZ is going to sue us.

Goku: (walks on set) He knows that technique, too? Master Roshi gets around.

Director: Uh, Goku, you're on the wrong set. "DBZ" is three doors down.

Yusuke: (under his breath) If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman? (looks around for Kurama, smiling)

Kurama: (next to the Director, singing as well) If I'm alive and well, will you be there… (holds her hand) holding my hand?

Director: (sings as well, blushing beet red) I'll keep you by my side…

Everyone even Duo: With my superhuman might…

Seiryu: Kryptonite.

Hiei: What does 3 Doors Down have to do with DBZ?

(Everyone shrugs)

Goku: Don't know. Oh, well, sing everyone!

(Episode 2 - Attack of the clones … just kidding)

Koenma: Yusuke, I am your father.

Yusuke: Wait a minute. Aren't you supposed to have a black helmet?

Koenma: Oh, right.

Botan: Use the force, Yusuke. I always wanted to say that.

Director: Cut! "Star Wars," this is not.

Kurama: (jokingly) May the force be with you.

Director: Not you, too. (shakes her head)

(Episode 19 - when Yusuke fights Sazaku)

(Sazaku turns into seven identical versions of himself)

Kuwabara: (offset) It's raining men!

Sazaku fan girl: (wolf whistles at Sazaku) Hallelujah!

Director: Great, now Geri Halliwell is going to sue us.

Hiei: (shudders) Spice Girls. Eww…

Director: Wow, Hiei actually looks scared? It's snowing in hell.

Hiei: If you were forced to listen to the Spice Girls, you would be too.

Director: (in Kurama's voice) Duly noted.

(Episode 7 - on the top of the hospital)

Yusuke: I heard you had to dish out something in order for the Forlorn Hope to work. So, you know what that something is?

Kurama: Yes… (looks at the director, winking) A really cute Director.

(The Director blushes)

Shiori: (offset) My little Suiichi, he's now becoming a man.

Kurama: (blushes beet red) Mother…

Director: Cut! (giggles) Flattery, Kurama, will get you nowhere … except for a raise.

Shiori: So, when are you gonna marry my boy?

Kurama: (blushes beet red, embarrassed for the second time) Mother…

Yusuke: Hitting on the Director… that's original.

(Episode 7 - same scene)

Yusuke: I heard you had to dish out something in order for the Forlorn Hope to work. So, you know what that something is?

Kurama: Yes… (looks at Yusuke) Pizza rolls.

Yusuke: What has that got to do with the mirror?

Kurama: Uh, nothing, I was just hungry. What was my line again?

Director: Forgetting lines, another side effect of hunger.

(Hiei eats a Snickers bar, smiling)

Hiei: Don't let hunger happen to you.

(Duo holds up sign saying "Shameless Plug.")

Director: (looks at Duo) How is that a shameless plug?

Duo: Product placement and their slogan.

Director/cast: True, true.

(Episode 24 - when Yusuke knocks Miyuki through a wall)

Yusuke: If she were a she, I would treat her with discretion. So, I checked.

Kuwabara/Botan: What?

Yusuke: She is not a woman but a man.

Kuwabara: So, what does that make Kurama? (starts laughing)

Kurama: (offset) That is not funny.

Director: Cut! Kuwabara, get your mind out of the gutter! You know Kurama doesn't swing that way!

Kuwabara: Neither do I.

Director: (sarcastically) Uh-huh. Right, Kuwabara, and I'm the Queen of the Nile.

(Kurama starts dancing like an Egyptian in front of the Director, making her roll her eyes.)

Director: Kurama… My name's not Cleopatra. Keep guessing.

Kurama: Uh, Celeste?

Director: No.

Kurama: Rachel?

Director: Nice try, but no.

(Episode 27 - after the guys beat up the demons)

Kuwabara: Everybody, make sure you don't leave me.

Hiei: (looks at Kurama) What is he, our mother?

Kurama: No, my mother's way better looking.

Director: Cut! You guys; this is not family day!

Genkai: (looks at Kurama) Young man, you just said your mother looked good.

Kurama: So?

Genkai: Do you have any idea what that means?

Kurama: (thinks for a second) Oh, no.

Kuwabara: (pretends to be Kurama's mother) So, son, what are you doing after the show?

Kurama: Kuwabara!

(Kurama's real mother laughs offset with the Director)

Shiori: Why, Suiichi, I didn't know you cared.

Kurama: (panicked look on his face) Mother…

Director: (sweatdrops) Kurama, babe, we're just teasing.

Kurama: I'm going to … quietly … walk away… (runs offset)

Director: (shouts to Kurama) We were just teasing!

(Episode 27 - when the guys are in the hotel room, drinking … something)

Kuwabara: Careful, you guys; those fancy guys might be trying to poison us.

Kurama: (picks up a coffee cup) Does that make any sense, Kuwabara?

Yusuke: (talks in his sleep) Kuwabara's a dumbass… (snores)

Hiei: That's what I've been telling him for months now!

Director: Cut! Hiei, I know I'm gonna regret saying this, but … you're right.

Hiei: (claps at the Director) Thank you!

(Episode 6 - when we first see Kurama … again)

Hiei: And with Kurama's Forlorn Hope, we can rule the world! Isn't that right?

(Kurama is nowhere to be found)

Director: Where's Kurama? Don't tell me he's at the doughnut table… again.

Kurama: (walks in the studio) McDonald's anyone?

Director: Cut! Everyone, take five! Lunch break! (hugs Kurama tightly) You sweetheart! You brought lunch!

Kurama: (chokes) A little looser on the grip, please?

Kuwabara: I'm lovin' it.

Duo: (holds up sign again) Once again, shameless plug.

Director: And what's so bad about that?

Duo: Nothing, the good thing is we get free McDonald's food now.

Everyone: I'm lovin' it!

(Episode 7 - when Yusuke meets Kurama … kind of)

Yusuke: One of them's here. If they try to fight me, I'll be meat on a stick.

(Some people walk out of the way so Yusuke could see…)

Yusuke: There! It's Kurama! (looks again, confused) What's with the getup?

(Kurama walks towards Yusuke, wearing something like "Rorouni Kenshin" [AN: Don't own, either.])

Kurama: (stops just short of him) Don't worry, I have no intention of fighting you, nor do I intend to flee. In fact, I need to ask of you a favor.

Yusuke: Uh, Kurama?

Kurama: Yes?

Yusuke: What happened to your clothes?

Kurama: (looks down) Oh, no. Not this again.

Director: Cut! Who stole his clothes ... again?

(Kuwabara whistles innocently offset)

Director: Geez! If I had known that Kurama was gonna wear that, I'd have worn a kimono. But guys, seriously, let's get Kurama out of that!

(Episode 7 - same scene)

Yusuke: One of them's here. If they try to fight me, I'll be meat on a stick.

(Some people walk out of the way so Yusuke could see…)

Yusuke: There! It's Kurama!

(Kurama walks towards Yusuke but slips on a banana peel.)

Kurama: Ouch.

Director: Cut! Kurama, are you sure you don't need a medic?

Kurama: I'm certain. Thank you for the gesture.

(Episode 7 - same scene … again)

Kurama: (stops just short of him) Don't worry, I have no intention of fighting you, nor do I intend to flee. In fact, I need to ask of you a favor.

Yusuke: Are you crazy?

Kurama: (twitches his eyebrow) Do I look crazy? Seriously, Yusuke, you're overreacting … as usual.

Director: Cut! Kurama … (shakes her head)

(Episode "Legendary Bandit: Yoko Kurama" [AN: Forgot the number, sorry] - when Kurama turns into his Yoko form … or tries to)

(Out of the smoke comes…)

Yusuke: Kurama, what the hell happened to your hair?

"Yoko": Who's Kurama? I'm Inuyasha, you dumbass!

Director: Cut! Inuyasha, you're on the wrong set.

Inuyasha: Great. That's the last time I let Kagome read the map.

Kagome: Inuyasha, sit boy!

(Inuyasha falls flat on his face; Kagome drags him by his arm)

Inuyasha: One of these days, Kagome… one of these days…

Director: "Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser?"

Inuyasha: Yeah, that. (being dragged off the set)

(Episode of Yoko's first appearance - same scene)

(Out of the smoke comes…)

Kurama fan girl: Oh, my God! It's Yoko Kurama! He's so hot! Get him, girls!

Yoko: (sweatdrops) Oh, no.

(Yoko starts running like a bat out of hell, trying to get away from the fan girls.)

Director: Cut! Security, get the fan girls out of here!

Security Guard #1: Oh, girls. I got pictures of Kurama naked outside.

(The girls run outside while the guards lock the doors. Kurama turns back into his normal form)

Kurama: I can't believe it. You've got pictures of me?

Shiori: (shows the dreaded baby pictures to the Director) And this is Suiichi when he was only a month old.

Kurama: (blushes beet red, shaking his head) Mother…

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Cece: Wow, part three's over.

Yusuke: Yeah, I just hope there's going to be more reviews than ever.

Cece: Aww… thanks, Yusuke! (looks around) Where's Kurama?

(Kurama starts break dancing on the carpet)

Cece: (shakes her head, blushing) Oh, man, a fox demon that knows how to break dance.

Kuwabara: That's just scary.

Cece: Well, so is your singing.

Hiei: (nods his head) I agree to the girl's words.

Yusuke: Okay, everybody! R&R here, thanks for reading, and be sure to keep Cece here on your Author Alert for more antics by us, the YYH cast!

Cece: (holds up a sign saying "Shameless Plug") Thanks for shamelessly plugging this fanfic. But listen to Yusuke; R&R!