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Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 4

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: I don't own YYH and I don't intend to.))

Cece (me): If I did, however, I could give Kurama a better outfit.

(Kurama laughs nervously and sweatdrops)

Yusuke: Wow! How many reviews did you get?

Cece: Uh, I think about 20 or so… (chomps on a Reese's cup)

Kurama: (shakes his head) Oh, dear. The last time we let her near chocolate, she wrote a blooper about me in my boxers.

Cece: But it was funny, Kurama-kun! And the girls liked it, too!

Kuwabara: What girls?

(Cece points to all the girls outside her window, holding up signs for Kurama)

Cece: Those girls.

Yusuke: Where's my love scene?

Cece: Yusuke, this isn't a romance. (looks at Kurama, a glint in her eyes) But if you want it that way…

(While some of the cast catcalls them, Kurama blushes deeply)

Cece: Anyway, I promised myself not to embarrass Kurama anymore … much. So, on with the bloopers! (chomps on another Reese's)

Yusuke: Yeah, and R&R afterwards!

Kurama: (sweatdrops) And please don't let her have any more chocolate!

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(Episode 26 - when Toguro walks off with Kurama and Hiei on a rooftop)

Kurama: What is our chance?

Hiei: (smirks uncharacteristically at Kurama) What, of you and the Director…

Kurama: (shocked) Hiei! Not while we're on the set!

Director: CUT!! Hiei, get your mind out of the gutter! (blushes) Although Kurama and I might be doing something afterwards…

(Kurama blushes madly)

(Episode 7 - Kurama on a hot tin roof… literally)

Atsuko: (from inside the apartment) What about Keiko? I thought she was your girlfriend!

Yusuke: (also from inside) You've gotta be nuts!

Kurama: (smirks from outside) Sounds like Yusuke's in trouble. Should I help him? … … Nah.

Director: Cut! (laughs into her hand) Kurama, that was cold!

Kurama: No… (holds up a bag of ice) this is cold.

(The Director shakes her head as the cast anime faints)

Kurama: What? Was my joke that bad?

(Episode 2 - when Yusuke talks to Keiko)
Yusuke: (sits on the bed on top of the blankets) I'm only a soul. Just walk out a while; I have to go back very soon.

Keiko: (eyes closed) Yusuke…

Yusuke: Now, listen to me…

Keiko: You're heavy.

Kuwabara: (offset) In what way, Keiko?

Director: Cut! Kuwabara… (looks at him evilly, her eyebrow twitching) There might be one less Spirit Detective on the set if you keep on.

Kurama: (shudders) I hate it when she's angry.

(Episode 2 - when "Yusuke" tells Keiko the 4-11)

(Yusuke grabs Keiko's chest [AN: Which does happen in the Japanese, btw])

Keiko: Yusuke, you pervert! (tries to slap him but misses)

"Yusuke": Ha ha, you missed, Keiko!

Director: Cut! Uh, Keiko, he's right in front of you.

Keiko: Oh, I forgot.

(Episode 2 - after the slap from Keiko, which took twenty takes)

"Yusuke": Anyway, listen to me carefully. I want to tell you; I'm sure to come back! Trust me and wait for me! Keep my body in good condition … and don't feed me any of Kuwabara's cooking!

Kuwabara: (takes over for a minute) What about my cooking?

"Yusuke": (takes back over) Shut up, Kuwabara!

Keiko: Uh, Yusuke, why are you talking to yourself?

Director: Cut! (sighs, rubbing her temples) Uh, Kurama, dear.

Kurama: Yes?

Director: Could you be an angel and get me some aspirin?

Kurama: Yes, of course. But why do you need it, if I may ask?

Director: (sighs) This is going to be a long day.

(Episode 27 - after the other demons got killed)

Kuwabara: Yusuke just said "Grandma" in his sleep. That's what he usually calls Genkai. Wait! Maybe that masked guy is Genkai!

Genkai: Oh, really. You think?

(Kurama and Hiei start laughing)

Director: Cut! (pops a few aspirins) Ugh, now I need some water.

(Episode 29 - when Roto fights Kurama… or tries to, anyway)

(Roto starts slashing at Kurama, who keeps ducking away, until Kurama throws a pebble at him, which misses him.)

Roto: Ha ha, Kurama! You missed me!

(A large boulder drops on his head, crushing him)

Kurama: (smiles evilly) I didn't miss that time.

Director: Cut! Kurama, why did you do that?

Kurama: Because he was staring at you lustfully.

Director: (shudders) Well, thanks, but let's get this scene right.

(Episode 26 - when Kurama helps Kuwabara out… kinda.)

Kurama: Do you realize the danger you'll be in?

Kuwabara: Yeah.

Kurama: Hiei cannot prepare you for the viciousness of the fights. Your weakness and his honor make him go easy on you. I will not.

Kuwabara: Okay, then. Toughen me up!

Kurama: As you wish. Here goes!

(Kurama jumps over Kuwabara's head and beats him repeatedly with a rose bush.)

Director: Cut! Kurama, what was that for?

Kurama: (sets the rose bush down) Payback for all of the times he called me gay.

Director: Okay, I'll let that slide.

(Episode 21 - three guys on the stairs … letting some other stairs fall)

(Hiei throws his sword into the rock while Kurama's Rose Whip wraps around the sword.)

Kurama: Needless to say, hold on tight.

(Kuwabara and Hiei both hold on to Kurama)

Kurama: Ow! I'm still injured from Genbu, you know!

Hiei: Kuwabara! Could you lose some weight?

(All three are hanging by the Rose Whip)

Director: Cut! I'm serious, Kurama; you're seeing the medic. You two let go of him; in case you've forgotten, you guys are hanging over a lot of space.

(Kuwabara and Hiei let go of Kurama)

Kurama: Thank you.

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(Cece starts tearing up)

Yusuke: Aww, what did we do?

Kurama: It wasn't us; all of a sudden, fanfiction.net took off her story and now she has to put it on mediaminer. (holds the shaking authoress) It's going to be okay.

Hiei: How dare they let good talent go to waste!

Cece: (sniffles) And I had some good reviews, too! (cries softly)

Kurama: That and because of this, she has a writer's block.

Kuwabara: Oh, they are seriously ticking me off.

Kurama: Please, Kuwabara, calm yourself. (holds the authoress in his arms) She's upset enough as it is.

Hiei: There better be people reviewing this chapter.

Yusuke: Yeah, seeing Cece crying is bad enough without any reviews. Come on, you guys, cheer the girl up and review!