Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 5

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: Still don't own YYH, and still don't intend to.))

Yusuke: So, feeling any better?

Cece: (nods) Yep. I got about 7 reviews so far.

Kuwabara: What did they say, anyway?

Cece: Well, one said that I could stop picking on Kurama for a while.

Kurama: Well, I must say that she might be correct.

Kuwabara: Yeah, so, how do you plan on doing this?

Cece: Oh, don't worry; I usually have a plan…

Kurama: … when she's not eating chocolate by the mouthful.

Cece: (sings a parody of "Another One Bites the Dust") And another one gone, and another one gone, don't make me kick your butt.

Kuwabara: Ooh, lover's quarrel.

(Kurama and Cece glare at him, Cece growling)

Yusuke: Kuwabara… (rolls his eyes)

Hiei: I always knew he used his mouth more than he uses his brain.

Cece: That's what I've been saying since the show started.

(Hiei starts laughing, along with Yusuke and Kurama, who only chuckles)

Kuwabara: Up yours!

Cece: Sorry, don't wanna. (looks at Kurama longingly) However…

Kurama: Maybe later.

Yusuke: Yeah, now let's just start the bloopers.

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(Episode 32 - after Yusuke beats Chu)

Yusuke: If you idiots got something to say, then say it to my face! Or else say it to my fist!

Random Apparition: Yusuke looks gay!

Yusuke: You son of a …

(Yusuke jumps into the crowd and starts strangling the demon)

Kurama: (sweatdrops) Well, he did warn him.

Director: Cut and print! That was sweet! (sticks up her thumb and pinkie)

(Episode 32 - same scene)

Yusuke: If you idiots got something to say, then say it to my face! Or else say it to my fist!

Second Random Apparition: Kuwabara and Yukina, sitting in a tree…

Hiei: (eyebrow twitches) What … did he say?

(Hiei jumps into the crowd and kills him)

Kurama: (winces) Once again, he warned him.

Director: Cut! (writes in notebook) Note to self: keep Hiei away from any other demons… except Kurama.

Kurama: I refuse to sing the song from "The Bodyguard."

Director: (raises her eyebrow) Didn't say you had to.

(Kurama sweatdrops)

(Episode 27 - Hiei finally explains something … kinda)

Hiei: We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.

Kuwabara: You didn't have many friends growing up, did you?

Kurama: From what Yusuke said to me about you, you didn't have any.

(Hiei starts laughing)

Director: Cut! Kurama, leave the bashing to those who can.

Kurama: Sorry, but if the truth hurts…

(The Director rolls her eyes)

(Episode 17 - after Kuwabara tells them to shut up … literally)

Yusuke: Doesn't he know that he's going to get killed now?

Kurama: Perhaps he's still devising an attack.

Hiei: That could take the better part of a year.

Director: Cut! (shakes her head) Hiei, not now.

Hiei: Once again, something she didn't tell Kurama last night.

Director: (looks at Hiei evilly) I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

(Episode 17 - same scene)

Yusuke: Doesn't he know that he's going to get killed now?

Kurama: Perhaps he's still devising an attack.

Hiei: Perhaps he's just a fool.

Kuwabara: Don't make bring a can of whoop-ass over there, half-pint!

Kurama: (scratches his head) What is a can of 'whoop-ass'?

Yusuke: Oh, that's Kuwabara's way of saying that he's going to kick his butt.

Hiei: Hmph, I dare him.

Director: Cut! Hiei, Kuwabara, you shouldn't be fighting at… (sighs) Ah, the hell with it.

(Episode 32 - near the end of the episode)

Kurama: I know how this will end.

Kuwabara: They're gonna have a knife fight?

Hiei: No, you dumbass, they're going to fight to the death.

Botan: Let's not get too worried.

Kurama: Too late.

Director: Cut! Are we talking about Yusuke or Kuwabara?

Yusuke: (worriedly) Please don't say, "cut" again.

Director: Not in that sense.

Kurama: At least she didn't scream the word hot.

Hiei: Very funny.

Director: (shakes her head) Wrong episode.

Hiei: Will they ever let that go?

Botan: Hmm… … … … no.

(Episode 30 - It's getting hot in herre… literally)

Kurama: He's going to attempt the darkness technique.

Botan: Darkness? What are you talking about?

Kuwabara: Oh, man. Someone wake Urameshi up!

(Yusuke snores loudly while Hiei drops to one knee and does the Spinnaroonie)

Botan: That's the attack?

(Director shakes her head)

Hiei: No, that's only the beginning. Now can you dig that …

Director/Hiei: SUCKAAA!!!!

Kuwabara: Did she eat chocolate again?

Director: (sarcastically) Gee, what was your first clue?!

Botan: Does this mean the WWE is going to sue us?

Director: Hope not.

(Episode 27 - when the crew is on the boat)

Kurama: We're not on vacation, you know.

(Kuwabara sips on a pina colada)

Kuwabara: Party! Woo! Where are all the hot chicks?

Director: They're not here, and I'm not in the partying mood… not right now, anyway.

Kuwabara: Man, must be that time of the...

Kurama: Please, let's not get started. You know how she is about that.

Director: (eyebrow twitching) About what, Kurama?

Kurama: Nothing.

Director: Good cutie Kurama…

Kurama: Do I get a treat?

Director: Only if you bark like a dog.

Kurama: The things I do for a Klondike bar.

(Episode 6 - when we first meet Kurama … again)

Hiei: And with Kurama's Forlorn Hope, we can rule the world! Isn't that right?

Kurama: Sorry. I must withdraw from this alliance.

Hiei: What's that supposed to mean?

Kurama: That means, I want out, Hiei. Is that clear enough for you?

Director: Cut! Kurama, that's not what he meant.

Kurama: Depends on whom you ask.

(Episode 34 - Ooh… Kurama looks really pissed off… and I thought that was Hiei's gig)

Kurama: Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you.

Hiei: Kurama… Are you sure you haven't gotten to the doughnuts again?

Kurama: Naturally.

Director: Cut! Kurama, if it wasn't you at the table, who was it?

Yusuke: Ooh… crème filled.

Kuwabara: Hey, give me that, Urameshi!

(Yusuke and Kuwabara fight, while Kurama, Hiei, and the Director sweatdrop)

Director: I've seriously got to stop eating those Cheetos.

(Episode 6 - when we first meet Kurama … yet again)

Hiei: And with Kurama's Forlorn Hope, we can rule the world! Isn't that right?

("Kurama" is leaning against the tree… snoring again)

Director: Kurama! I thought I told you not to fall asleep on the set!

Kurama: I'm standing right here.

Director: Well, if you're standing here, then who's that?

(Mystery person walks closer to the camera, revealing Kenshin's face)

Kenshin: Um, is this is the wrong set?

Director: You are on the wrong set, that you are.

Kenshin: That's my line.

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Kurama: That's the last time you stay up and watch Kenshin.

Cece: I can't help it! He's so sweet … and cute, too, to boot.

Yusuke: You think all bishonen are cute.

Cece: I don't think Kuwabara's cute.

Yusuke: He's not a bishonen.

Hiei: Who cares? Not many girls like him anyway.

Kuwabara: Up yours, short round!

(Cece sings "Freckles" from Rorouni Kenshin)

Kurama: Oh, yeah. Now, Cece's going to need less chocolate.

Yusuke: Well, can't you sing something to calm her down?

Kurama: Sorry, I don't have the slightest idea of what to sing. (shrugs, humming the "American Idol" theme music, which isn't that long)

Yusuke: I know one. (sings Clay Aiken's "Invincible") If I was invincible…

Cece: (stops singing) Oh, my God! Clay Aiken! (faints)

Hiei: Nice going, Detective! Now, how is she going to wake up?

Kurama: Perhaps if we were to say that Clay Aiken is probably reading this…

Yusuke: Kurama! That'll break her heart when she wakes up!

Kurama: She doesn't have to know.

Hiei: Anyway, read and review! In the meantime, we'll try to wake her up … try, anyway.