Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 6 ( Chapter 6 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 6

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: Don't own, don't intend to… blah blah blah))

Cece: (leans against Kurama's shoulder) Hmm… Clay Aiken…

Kurama: (taps Cece on the head) Um, Cece? Why am I getting this feeling that Clay Aiken's almost certainly reading this right now?

Cece: (snaps awake) What? He's here?

Yusuke: Sorry, Cece, but Kurama wanted to wake you up so you could start the next batch.

Cece: (pouts) You mean… Clay's not here? (sniffles, then tears up)

Yusuke: See? I told you she'd break down!

Kurama: (rubs the back of her neck) It's okay… but somewhere Clay is probably reading this.

Kuwabara: Oh, you mean that queer looking guy from "American Idol?"

Cece: (growls and jumps Kuwabara in a mad rage) WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT CLAY?!?!! (starts choking him)

Yusuke: (panicked) Where's that chocolate bar, Kurama?
Kurama: (holds a Three Musketeers bar over her head, whistling) Cece… if you let go of Kuwabara, I'll give you this candy bar.

Cece: (snaps out of it, looking up) Ooh! Three Musketeers! (grabs it happily) Thanks, Kurama! (squeezes him around his waist)

Kurama: (winces for a second) Thank God I'm a demon.

Yusuke: Yeah, well, let's start these off, okay?

(Cece nods, happily eating her candy bar)

Kurama: It appears she's back to normal.

Cece: Okay, on with the bloopers, everyone! (chomp)

Kuwabara: Uh, could someone get her off of me?

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(Episode 15 - still under the falling roof… thingy)

Hiei: And I suppose you think it'd be noble if we all died as a team.

Kuwabara: That's right!

Yusuke: Here's a thought. Let's shut up and find a way out!

Kurama: My thoughts exactly.

Director: Cut! Kurama… (shakes her head)

(Episode 6 - once again… when we first see … and hear Kurama)

Kurama: Sorry, I must withdraw from this alliance.

Hiei: What's that supposed to mean? Don't tell me you've giving up when we've come this far!

Kurama: … … … …

Hiei: Kurama?

Kurama: … … …

Gouki: (taps Kurama on the shoulder) Your line.

Kurama: (snaps out of it) Oh, sorry about that. What was my line?

Director: (shakes her head) Oh, God! Cut! Kurama, if you fall asleep on the set one more time…

Gouki: Maybe we should run.

Kurama: Agreed.

(Gouki and Kurama run offset)

Hiei: Wait for me! (runs offset as well)

(Episode 37 - Kurama gets shocked … literally)

Gama: I never told you what gave my make-up its power. It's made of my blood.

(Kurama gasps, his eyes widening)

Yusuke: Kurama! Are you okay in there?

Kurama: (wrinkles his nose) No wonder it smelled so bad.

Director: Cut!

(Episode 7 - Kurama with his mother… Aww)

Shiori: Suiichi…

Kurama: Yes, Mother?

Shiori: Why haven't you gotten a girlfriend yet?

Kurama: (laughs nervously) Mother…

Shiori: I mean, doesn't the Director make a good choice?

Duo (Director's Assistant): Ooh… looks like you might have a boyfriend.

Director: (blushes) Uh… cut! I'm sure there's a lot of girls who would love that chance.

Duo: Come on, admit it; you like him.

Director: If you want your job, you'd shut up while you're ahead.

Kurama: But I've already got "a head."

(Everyone offset starts laughing)

(Episode 38 - Just when you think Kurama's down…)

Yusuke: What is the matter with you, Kurama? Just stay down; let me take him! Are you trying to get yourself killed?

Kurama: (looks up at Yusuke, growling) Ouch.

Yusuke: Yep, he just answered my question.

Director: Cut! That was kind of out of line.

(Episode 29 - Hiei don't think that's funny…)

Hiei: Even weeds make a deadly weapon for Kurama.

(Kurama smokes a joint)

Hiei: Kurama! Not that weed!

Kurama: (high as hell) Dude… I got the munchies.

Director: (shakes her head) Remember kids, stay away from weed… even if Kurama's smoking it. Wait a minute; what am I saying? Puff puff give, Kurama!

Hiei: Pass that *bleep*!

Kuwabara: I thought this was a PG-13 clip.

Director: It is… Come on, Kurama. (in Kurama's normal voice) It's most unfair to keep it for yourself.

Kurama: Duly noted.

(Episode 18 - Hiei with an attitude… as usual)

Hiei: Are we supposed to be scared?

Kurama: Perhaps.

Hiei: Maybe he expects us to run.

Seiryu: No, Mr. Hiei, I expect you to die.

(Laughter offset)

Yusuke: Great, I suppose now what he'll want is a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.

Director: (looks at Kurama) Hello, Kurama. And, no, my name is not Pussy Galore.

Kurama: It depends on whom who ask.

Director: Kurama! (blushes beet red, throws a pillow at him)

Kurama: (the pillow hits him lightly) I was only kidding… or was I? (raises an eyebrow)

Yusuke: (in Sean Connery's voice) I must be dreaming.

Seiryu: Do you two need to be alone?

Director: No… well, (looks at Kurama seductively) Maybe…

Kurama: Good night, everyone!

(During the opening credits - Kurama as we've never seen him before)

Singer: Running in a crowd in a faceless town…

Kurama: (singing his own lyrics) Get these fangirls away from me!

Fan girl #23: Come on, Kurama! Please be the father of my children!

Kurama: (sweatdrops while running) Oh, dear.

(Kurama now runs for dear life)

Director: Cut!! I thought we got rid of all the fangirls!

Yusuke: Hmm… I wonder what it'd be like being chased by fangirls…

(Rumbling noise)

Lead fangirl: Oh, my God! It's Yusuke Urameshi! Get him, girls!

Yusuke: Oh, no… (starts running after Kurama) STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: (covered in lipstick kisses) Be careful what you wish for…

Director: You just might get it.

Hiei: How many Kuwabara fangirls were there?

Director: You might want to look behind you.

Hiei fangirl #6,543: OMG, it's Hiei! He's so dreamy!!

Hiei: Now I get the picture. Wait for me!!

(Hiei runs after everyone else)

Director: Hmm… I wish I were being chased by a certain blond haired Gundam pilot…

Duo: Not again!

Quatre: You rang?

Director: Now, I'm running… but not very fast… (slyly looks at camera) I want him to catch me… if he can.

Duo: I think I'm going to be sick.

Duo fangirl #16,432,543: OMG, it's Duo Maxwell! Be the father of my children, you stud-muffin!

Duo: I'm cured now!! Come and get me ladies!!!

Director: (after getting caught by Quatre) And just when you think you've seen it all…

(Opening credits - Who let the rose out?)

(Kurama reaches into his hair to pull out his rose, but can't find it)

Kurama: Where is that rose?

Yusuke: (digs into Kurama's hair) Let's see… seeds… weeds… (pulls out…) A watering can?

Kurama: (laughs nervously) I was wondering where that was.

Director: Cut!

Yusuke: (pulls out) Bazooka?!

Kurama: I have a permit for that.

Director: Great… now Jim Carrey is going to sue us.

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Cece: Wow! That felt great, writing that!

Kurama: I'm pleased to hear you say that, Cece. Considering that you're sitting on my back!

Yusuke: Wow! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, Kurama!

Kurama: (laughs nervously) Uh…

Hiei: Read and Review already! I think I'm going to be sick!

Cece: See y'all next time!

Kurama: Cece… please… get off my back!

Cece: I'm not that heavy!

Kurama: But I threw my back out during that last fight.

Cece: (gets off of him) Oops. Anywho, R&R.

Hiei: I just said that.

Cece: Once again… oops.