Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 7 ( Chapter 7 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 7

By: Cece Williams

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Cece: Wow! Lucky seven!

Kurama: Seven's your lucky number?

Cece: Not as bad as my mom, hers is 13.

(Kurama sweatdrops)

Yusuke: This set of bloopers might be a little short.

Hiei: She had to write this in a few hours.

Cece: Can I help it if I have to go to sleep in a few hours?

Kurama: Duly noted. Anyway, here are the bloopers.

Yusuke: R&R.

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(Opening credits - Kurama "whippin' it good")

(Kurama uses his Rose Whip to beat up some random demons, but accidentally cuts his clothes from his knees down off)

Kurama: (blushes) Somehow my Rose Whip has a mind of its own.

Director: Cut! (looks at Kurama's new attire) Not literally.

(Episode 74 - Aww… looks like Kurama wants to go solo…)

Kurama: Just listen. It's too quiet.

(Crickets chirp)

Botan: What about the crickets?

Director: Cut! (smacks a hand to her forehead) Oh, boy; this is going to be a long day.

(Episode 71 - Genkai doing what she does best)

Genkai: But I need to rescue Kaitou first.

Kuwabara: Oh, right, the bookworm. I forgot about him.

Hiei: Like you forget about everything?

(Laughter from Yusuke, Kurama, Kido, and Yana, who is lying on the floor, laughing)

Director: Cut! (shakes her head) You guys just won't do.

(Episode 43 - Kurama and Kuwabara playing cards)

Kuwabara: Kurama, what are our chances?

Kurama: (pulls a card from Kuwabara's hand, smiling) Gin!

(Hiei laughs under his breath)

Director: (laughs as well) Cut! Kurama… (shakes her head) That's not your line.

Kurama: I know that, but I beat Kuwabara… again.

Kuwabara: What's that supposed to mean?

Hiei: He's better at cards than you are. What did you think Kurama knows how to do, gardening?

Kurama: I bet I could beat the Director at poker.

Director: Later, fox-boy! You have a deal!

(Ten minutes later…)

Director: Aww… okay, you got me. Lucky fox.

(Kurama smiles broadly)

(Episode 43 - same scene)

Kuwabara: So, Kurama, what's your chance?

Kurama: How do you mean?

Kuwabara: Well, with the Director looking good over there and all…

Kurama: (blushes) Kuwabara!

Director: Cut! Kuwabara, get your mind out of the gutter!

Hiei: That's the hard part.

(Episode 43 - again, same scene)

Kuwabara: So, Kurama, what do you think is our chance? Two more rounds and we get to go home.

Kurama: (takes a card from the deck) I play the Celtic Guardian in attack mode.

(Laughter offset)

Director: Cut! "Yu-Gi-Oh!" this is not.

Yami from "Yu-Gi-Oh!": (walks on the set and takes his card) That's where you went to.

(Yami leaves the group)

Entire cast: What's up with that?

(Episode 37 - Wonder where Kurama had that Rose Whip…)

Gama: Now you die, demon traitor.

(Gama heads for Kurama and is about to hit him when…)

Kurama: Rose Whip!

(Kurama shakes his hips from side to side. The other demons start wolf-whistling and catcalling Kurama, who at this point starts to blush.)

Yusuke: (holds a $20 bill in his hand) I know this is supposed to be PG-13, but what the hell…

Duo: (offset) Man, will he ever learn?

Director: Cut! (tries to stop laughing) Kurama, where did you put that thing?

Kurama: (winces as he tries to move) You don't want to know.

(Episode 37 - same scene)

(Scene goes as planned, only one problem…)

Kurama: Rose Whip!
(Kurama moves his head in every direction, slashing Gama. The Rose Whip is in his mouth.)

Duo: (offset) Man, that's disturbing!

Yusuke: Kurama! Are you okay?

Kurama: (muffled) Get this thing out of my mouth!

(Koto walks up to Kurama and takes it out.)

Kurama: Thank you.

Director: Cut! Kurama… I swear; you need help.

Kuwabara: That's what I've been telling him for seven months!

(Episode 46 - Yoko rears his really cute head…)

Urashima: Yoko? You mean the legendary bandit Yoko?

Yoko: Oh, really? You think?

(Laughter offset)

Director: Cut! Yoko, hun, I know I told your human side this before…

Yoko: What, that he needs help?

Director: Exactly. (looks at Duo teasingly) Just like a certain Gundam pilot I happen to know…

Duo: Hey!

Director: Just kidding.

Duo: If you're joking, that's cruel, but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse. (blinks in confusion) Why do I get that feeling I said that before?

Director: (rolls her eyes) "Endless Waltz," Duo.

(Episode 48 - The spooky Cape of No Return…)

Shishi: Where he is, I don't know or care.

Director: Well, I want to know. Cartoon Network would have my head if he were dead.

(Meanwhile…)

Kuwabara: (on the set of "Gundam Wing") Where's that little punk?

Quatre: Whom exactly are you calling a punk?

(Back in the studio…)

Director: Uh, where is he?

(Kurama points to a door, which opens, an unusually frustrated Quatre dragging an unconscious Kuwabara to the chair)

Duo: Man, you finally snapped.

Quatre: I think I need to lie down.

Director: Okay, everyone take five! Let's go to Mickey D's!

Everyone except Kuwabara: I'm lovin' it!

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Cece: Sorry it's so short…

Kurama: As you can see, Cece here has hit a little snag.

Hiei: I hardly see a "snag" when the author gets a writer's block.

Cece: I need some ideas… any episode I need to re-watch… any weird things that should happen… anything, but nothing rated R or NC-17; the parents would eat me alive.

Yusuke: Thank God you don't know my mom.

Cece: Thank God my mom's not reading this right now…

Kurama: And to think one day…

Cece: We could be more than that…

(Kurama sweatdrops while the rest of the cast starts catcalling them)

Yusuke: Just R&R already! Geez!