Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 8 ( Chapter 8 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers: Part 8

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: Read the first chapter; I hate repeating myself.)

Cece: Well, Part 8's here.

Kurama: (sings something from CD player) Hey, it's all right; my life has never been a bed of roses. This way's better for me…

Cece: Okay… anywho, I think Kurama's preoccupied right now.

Yusuke: Man, he's nuts.

Cece: Okay, let's get the party started… literally.

Kuwabara: (sings off-key) Get the party started…

Hiei: (shoves a sock in his mouth) Shut up while you're still alive.

Cece: Thank you, Hiei!

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(Episode 27 - the only time Kurama gets shown)

Kurama: Do you think Hiei suspects anything?

Koenma: Probably; maybe you should've gone with him.

Kurama: I believe we'll be all right. Hiei may sense something, but he'll leave Yusuke to fix it.

Ogre: This is coming from a fox demon that almost got killed… twice.

Koenma: I know that, you blue haired ninny!

Botan: (offset) HEY!!!

Director: Cut! This is seriously getting out of hand.

(Episode 42 - A declaration of love… kinda)

Kuwabara: I'm not babbling! She's my girlfriend!

Botan: Ooh, I was right! He does like you!

(Yukina blushes)

Shizuru: Oh, brother.

Director: Okay, let's make sure she doesn't turn redder than Kurama's hair.

(Episode 19 - Kurama, a Rose Whip, and some Cultivated Humans)

(Kurama throws his Rose Whip at the Cultivated Humans like in the scene, only one little problem…)

Hiei fangirl #3,980: Oh, my God! It's Hiei… and he's wearing boxers! Get him!

Hiei: Oh, no. (starts running) Kurama, watch your aim next time!!

Kurama: Sorry. (starts laughing suddenly)

Kuwabara fangirl #498: Oh, my God! Work that thing!

Kuwabara: (looks down) Uh, what happened?

Yusuke: (offset) I think we answered that age-old question; boxers or briefs.

Director: Cut! (looks at Kurama with the evil eye) Don't get any ideas… or else I'll send the fangirls in here again.

Kurama fangirl #10,873: Kurama's in here? Take me, tough guy!

Kurama: (sweatdrops at the stampede of fangirls) Oh, dear.

Hiei: (runs past Kurama) STAMPEDE!!! KURAMA, GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!!

Director: Yes, that sounds like a good plan. (blinks) Why did I almost sound like Kurama? (shrugs) Oh, well.

(Episode 42 - Shake, rattle and roll… literally)

Kurama: It's an earthquake!

Botan: Oh, really, Kurama? You think?!

Kuwabara: You think he'd tell us sooner.

Kurama: Who's supposed to have the Spirit Awareness in the team?

Kuwabara: Me.

Hiei: Then why didn't you use it, stupid?

Director: Cut! You guys… can't we all just get along?

(Silence)

Everyone even Duo: Nah!

(Episode 42 - Risho and his armor…)

Risho: It makes excellent armor… of clay.

(Risho now is dressed like Clay Aiken, his hair even styled like him. Laughter comes from the Urameshi and Masho Teams, even the demons in the crowd)

Kurama: (under his breath) If I was invisible…

Random demon: (while laughing) Risho looks like Clay Aiken!

Risho: (looks at himself) Wrong armor, fools!

Jin: Jeez, and I thought that redhead on the Urameshi Team was gay.

Kurama: I heard that.

Director: Cut!! Could someone get him his armor… before I'm tempted to sing…

?: (sings) Like a bridge over troubled water… I will ease your mind…

Females: Oh, my God! It's Clay Aiken!

Clay: Oh, no… (starts running for dear life, bodyguard close behind) STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!!

Director: Don't you think we should help him?

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: Nah.

(Episode 16 - The door choosing…)

Kurama: There are 15 doors; all but one leads to a dead end. There are no second attempts; unavoidable traps lie in the incorrect passageways. So you see… a poor choice seals our fate.

Yusuke: Okay, Mr. Sensitive, this one's all yours.

(Kuwabara opens a door, revealing…)

Fangirls: (unison) Oh, my God, it's Yusuke! Kurama's so dreamy! Hiei's so hot!

Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei: AHHHH!!!!! (run off the set)

All girls: (look at Kuwabara) AHHHHH!!!!!! (run off the set)

Director: (blinks) Uh… what just happened?

Duo: Looks like they got scared… of Kuwabara… not that I blame the ladies.

Director: (shocked) Duo Maxwell!

Duo: Well, wouldn't you be?

Director: Point taken.

(Episode 18 - It's getting cold in herre…)

Yusuke: He's going to turn the room into a hockey rink!

Kuwabara: Not just the room! Man, I wish I had my jacket back!

Kurama: (slides on the ice) This looks fun.

(Seiryu and Hiei stop fighting, looking at Kurama with sweatdrops)

Director: Oh, dear. This could take a while.

(Episode 47 - Yoko's power)

Kuwabara: Where's all that weird energy coming from?

Hiei: It's all Kurama, down to the last drop.

Kuwabara: (sips some coffee) Maxwell House… good to the last drop.

Duo: (holds up sign) Again, shameless plug.

Director: Kuwabara… that was so lame… never mind.

(Episode 42 - Bad move, Yusuke…)

Yusuke: Since when did you fill out in all the right places? (pokes her butt)

Keiko: YUSUKE, YOU JERK!!! (slaps him twice… hard)

Botan: Bad move, Yusuke…

Kurama: (from behind Botan) Indeed.

Director: Cut! Kurama… you're not even in this scene.

Kurama: (snaps his fingers) Darn.

(Episode 48 - Shishi's fan club… somehow gets a little ugly)

Shishi fangirl #7,453,362: (looks at Kuwabara) You hurt one hair on his pretty head, and we'll kick your rear!

Shishi fangirl #76: No one wants to kiss you!

(Kuwabara walks up to Shishi and pops him upside his head, sending the Shishi fangirls all over him)

Shishi fangirl #3: We warned you!

Kurama: Perhaps we should assist him, Hiei.

Kurama and Hiei: Nah!

Director: Cut! Duo, you have the EMS on speed dial?

Duo: On it.

(Episode 46 - Just when you think it gets better…)

(Makintaro crushes a steaming sphere, which turns him into…)

Koga from "Inuyasha": Huh? How'd I get here?

Random female demon: Oh, my God! He's so dreamy!

Koga: (blushes) That's nice and all, but… where am I?

Director: Cut! Koga, the "Inuyasha" set is down the hall.

Koga: Thanks! (runs off in a flash)

Director: Okay…

Duo: Somehow I know that guy.

(Episode 47 - Koto vs. the Kurama fangirls… FIGHT! To all the Kurama fans out there…)

Koto: I think I just witnessed my biggest fantasy! Cutie ears, a dreamy tail… who is this love god?

Kurama fangirl in the audience: Hey! You're not trying to steal my Kurama away, are you?

Koto: Your Kurama? I saw him first!

Kurama fangirl: No, I did!

(Dust cloud filled with Koto and the fangirls, leaving the others sweat dropping)

Hiei: Amazing… all those girls for Kurama…

Yoko: You handle this, Shuichi! (turns back into Kurama)

Kurama: Hey! Oh, man…

Director: Cut! Everyone, take the fight outside!

(Dust cloud moves outside)

Director: Good.

(Episode 29 - Attack of the fangirls… dedicated to all Kurama fangirls out there)

Roto: We all do what we must; I hope you didn't, say, get attached to one of them.

Kurama fangirl: You touch one hair on Kurama's head, and we'll kick you butt!

Kurama fangirl #9,800 (insert your name here): Just one!

Roto: All right then. (touches his face with the blade thingy)

Kurama fangirl (your name): That's it! Come here, you little…!

(Large groups of Kurama fangirls run out onto the stage and starts beating up Roto. Kurama only stands there… embarrassed.)

Kurama: (tries to talk to them civilly) Ladies, ladies… you should let me take care of this.

(Your name): (pops Roto in the lip) How dare you try to hurt Kurama!

Kurama: (blushes) Oh, dear.

Director: Cut! Kurama, there's no hope; just let them beat him up.

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Cece: The last two were to all the Kurama nuts out there.

Yusuke: Including this girl right here…

Cece: Watch it, Yusuke! Anywho, keep the ideas coming!

Kurama: And any chocolate… PLEASE don't give it to Cece!

Cece: Say something, Shuichi Minamino?

Kurama: No, ma'am.

Hiei: Read and Review. All ideas will be read and taken into consideration.

Kuwabara: (muffled) And make sure they're good.

Cece: (knocks Kuwabara out with an iron skillet) Anywho, see you around!