Bleach Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Lord of Hell ❯ Training ( Chapter 3 )

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Summery: When running from his attackers, Naruto discovers Orochimaru’s old lab. Studying Orochimaru’s work proves to be incredibly beneficial, to Naruto at least. HAREM!

Random Quote of the Day: "Ultimate Fail, is but a thing of the past for your level of fail, for you have failed so hard, the meaning of the word fail, does not fail enough to describe your fail."

Ok…Make that Two Random Quotes of the Day: "Alright men…we are on a mission to get coffee and doughnuts. The problem is…the Germens drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So now…we got to go kick their asses!" Cpl. Dixon. Call of Duty 3

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BTW: I DON’T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OTHER THINGS USED IN THIS STORY! THIS IS THE ONLY DISCLAIMER I’LL BE PUTTING UP, AND ONLY BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED TO PUT IT. DEAL WITH IT.

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After re-signing the Konoha/Suna peace treaty, they went to have dinner. They were heating calmly when Kankuro spoke, “Hokage-Sama, why did you bring Naruto-san along? I doubt he‘s a bodyguard. He doesn‘t seem to be armed.”

Sarutobi laughed, “No, no. Naruto is only ten.” The blonde started gaping in shock. “He hasn‘t had training yet, to my knowledge at least. Though with his reputation, I would be surprised if he hasn‘t learned a few things by now.” Naruto smirked, “No I brought him for another reason entirely. If he would like, he may explain why now.”

Naruto spoke indifferently, “Kazekage-Sama, I believe in cutting right to the chase, so excuse me if I don‘t waste time with the regular bullshit.” Sarutobi winced and the Kazekage smirked, “I would like to live here in Suna. I am not very well liked in Konoha because of some events beyond my control.”

The Kazekage raised an eyebrow, “Interesting?” He turned to Sarutobi, “What were these…unfortunate circumstances?” Sarutobi’s eyes travelled to Nariko for a brief second, before sliding back to his counterpart. The Kazekage’s eyes widened slightly, “Interesting. So he‘s like Nariko is he? Well, I‘m not one to refuse such an offer. Of course Naruto will be able to stay. He will live with my…family.” Everyone noticed the very slight pause before he said the last word, “However, he will be a Suna Shinobi if he stays. Is that agreeable?”

Naruto nodded at once, “Yes. They are very agreeable.” He grinned sadistically with no small amount of bloodlust, and Nariko visibly perked up when she saw her own smile mirrored on the boy.

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Sarutobi had just left, and the rest of them were finishing their dinners. When they were finished, Temari asked a question, “Are you really only ten?” She blurted out.

Naruto smiled at her, causing a light blush to appear on her face. He was about to answer when suddenly, Kankuro let out a huge burp. Normally, a burp would last barely a second, and then the person would ask to be excused. But after five seconds, Kankuro was still going strong, causing everyone, including Nariko, to sweatdrop. Finally, after a ten second burp, he finally shut his mouth. He didn’t ask to be excused. Naruto reached into a pocket and pulled out a cell-phone. All eyes were on him, “Yes, Suna Veterinary services? I would like to cancel the appointment. The pig is alive.”

Everyone but Kankuro started to laugh. Well, Nariko just hacked once, but it was the best reaction they had gotten from her all day. The Kazekage saw Kankuro wanting to beat Naruto into the ground, so he smirked, “Why don‘t you four go…bond. You will be living together from now on.” The three siblings understood the meaning; see how good he was, then start teaching him.

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The four children arrived on the training grounds. Naruto looked around, finding it to be satisfactory. “Naruto-san, prepare to get beaten, bad.” Kankuro smiled sadistically as he pulled the mummy off his shoulder. It unwrapped to reveal a second Kankuro, and then the original’s face melted off and revealed a puppet. ‘Underestimate me will ya!’ Naruto thought. He wouldn’t be able to regret that.

Kankuro moved his hands slightly and the puppet rushed forward. Naruto smirked as it simply tried to punch him in the face. Naruto bent backwards at the knees and avoided the blow. Kankuro’s eyes widened slightly as his hands twitched again. The puppet turned in midair and rushed back at him. Naruto was still parallel to the ground so he put one hand on the ground and kicked, causing him to go into a one handed handstand.

Kankuro didn’t have phenomenal control over the puppet, so he couldn’t command it quickly enough. The result was Naruto’s foot burying into the puppet’s face and caving it in. Naruto put his other hand on the ground and wormed wind blades on his legs. He crossed them, then threw them toward the still immobile puppet and crossed them again, causing them to straighten again, and the puppet to split into separate pieces.

“Karasu!” Kankuro yelled in shock and pain. He had worked so hard on the puppet, and this kid who was supposedly untrained had just demolished it without even trying.

Temari was as shocked as Kankuro was, but Nariko was shivering in excitement. Shukaku started whispering to her, ‘Kill him! He smells like my Kyuu-chan! Kill him for me! Then I’ll kill that no good, two timing bitch!’ Nariko agreed, having no idea what her mother was talking about. The only thing she understood was ‘kill’ and ‘him.’

Naruto walked up to Kankuro, “Number one; Don‘t ever underestimate me. You‘ll live longer. Number two; can you teach me how to use puppets?” He asked excitedly. It would just be another weapon to add to his arsenal.

Temari stepped up, “Even if he doesn‘t you‘ll still be able to learn if you‘re that excited about it. I‘m next, and I‘m no pushover like him.” She grinned evilly, ‘Oh yeah! I’m so making you my bitch! Then I’ll force you to make me scream. And then I’ll…’ Inner Temari was screaming, but Temari shot back, ‘No way! He’s only ten!’ Inner Temari yelled, ‘LIAR! You were thinking the same thing earlier. Yeah that’s right bitch! You go nothing! And then when he tries to refuse, I’ll punish him! MWUHUHAHAHA!’ Temari squashed her inner self, thinking, ‘Am I the only insane person here? Why do I have to have a dominatrix in me?’

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In Konoha, Hinata, Ino, Anko, Kurenai, and Tenten all sneezed at exactly the same time.

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Suddenly she was pulled back as Nariko stepped forward. Temari instantly adopted a worried face. Nariko plus that particular smile usually equalled a bloodbath. She stepped up to Naruto and stopped about five feet away, “Uzumaki…” She whispered, Naruto winked at her, “Mother wants your BLOOD!” she grinned sadistically at him.

Naruto winked, “Wow! Your mom sure is kinky!” Temari and Kankuro sweatdropped. Naruto smirked, but then frowned when she looked like she was going to kill him. The cork popped out of her gourd and sand rushed out at him. Temari looked constipated, but that was because her dominatrix was worried that they’d be losing their sex toy. Kankuro was grinning sadistically.

The sand was just about to reach him when Naruto vanished from view. He appeared behind Nariko and spanked her before vanishing again. Both of her sibling’s jaws dropped. Nariko seemed unaffected by the action, although the sand picked up in speed. Naruto appeared again and the sand almost wrapped around him, but he vanished again. This time he reappeared in front of her. He trapped her arms at her sides and wrapped his around her waist, preventing her arms from moving. The gourd on her back exploded and the sand in it formed a dome around them, preventing the others from seeing.

Nariko glared at Naruto, “Mother wants your blood. She will have your BLOOD!”

“Tch, moms sure are getting lazy. She could have asked herself ya know!” Nariko glared and spikes of sand formed behind Naruto. They got close enough to actually touch his back. Naruto replied by throwing chakra into his tails, making them as hard as steel spears. The tails ripped his cloak open and positioned themselves in strategic spots, such as the heart, lungs, ears, etc. He said cheerfully, “YA might not want to be doing that Nariko-chan. You kill me I kill you.”

She growled, “I will not cease to exist! I will kill you!” She screamed at him.

He smirked at her and pecked her on the lips, “Aww, I love you too!” he smirked at her expression. She was almost frothing at the mouth. ‘Kit. Let me speak!’ Kyuubi said to him.

Naruto spoke, but it came out in a feminine tone, bewildering Nariko and Shukaku. “Now Shukaku-chan, I know you weren‘t trying to kill my container and mate were you?”

Shukaku gasped and threw Nariko into the backseat, “Kyuu-chan! Is it really you?” She asked in a delighted tone, “What are you doing in the fleshbag?”

Kyuubi smirked through Naruto, “well I got bored, Shinigami got summoned, I‘m in here now…blah blah blah.”

“Shinigami-Sama? The fleshbag‘s can summon them?!” Shukaku seemed alarmed.

“Yep. Anyway, why are you turning the girl insane? Can‘t you just let her kill in peace?” Kyuubi asked curiously.

Shukaku smirked, “You know me. I love messing with the fleshbags! But I’ll stop if she promises to keep killing for me. Enough about that though.” Her container’s hand lashed out and grabbed Naruto’s body by the neck. Both of their lips connected with a moan.

Naruto was yelling, ‘DAMMIT! Why do you get to kiss her?’ Kyuubi just ignored him.

Nariko was incredibly confused, ‘Mother? What are you doing? What happened to killing?’ Shukaku thought back, ‘I’m kissing my Kyuu-chan!’ Nariko was still confused, ‘But what about killing the fleshbag? I thought you wanted him dead!’ Shukaku growled, ‘I changed my mind. Now shut up and leave me alone.’

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After their little fight, Nariko had become terrified of Naruto. Not only had he gotten through her sand shield with ease, but he had touched her and her mother did nothing. She was terrified of him, and tried to keep as far as possible from him. The next day, the three siblings and Naruto went to the Kazekage’s office. Nariko stayed as far from Naruto as she could when they reported.

Naruto would normally have been disrespectful, but he would have to be careful with this man. The Kazekage seemed to have a perpetual smirk on his face, since that was the only expression shown in the meeting, “Good morning. Yesterday, I had several of my Jounin examine your fights Naruto. You obviously have much more talent then Sandiame-Dono thought. You not only beat Kankuro, but you destroyed his puppet and upon ending the fight, requested training in puppetry. Is this correct?”

“Hai…Kazekage-Sama.” Naruto replied.

“Your request will be granted, though not for a while. All of my children have already been taught chakra control along with plenty of the village‘s techniques, and you most likely have horrible control do to being a demon container like Nariko.” Everyone, including Nariko for some reason, went bug-eyed and stared at Naruto.

Naruto frowned inwardly, ‘Hmmm…bastard doesn’t seem likely to keep a secret.’ when he spoke, he was unable to keep all of the resentment from showing, “An effective analysis, though incorrect. I have excellent control for my age, although I must use the control exercises all everyday too keep that control, due to Kyuubi’s chakra leaking into me through the seal.”

“Hold on!” One of the Jounin in the room exclaimed, “Are you saying that you have the most powerful of the Bijuu sealed into you?!”

Kazekage’s smirk looked rather bloodthirsty, “That is correct, isn‘t it Naruto-kun.” It was more of a statement then a question. Naruto nodded, prompting the Kazekage to continue, “Regardless of what he has in him, the first thing that you will train in each morning shall be chakra control, along with the other three.” He said and nodded his head at his children.

Naruto smiled, “Alright, that‘ll do some good for all four of us. Nariko really needs to stop wasting so much energy with her attacks. What will we be doing after that?”

The Kazekage explained, “After that, you shall be working with Baki here-” A tanned, severe looking man stepped forward and bowed, “-on the wind Jutsu of Sunagakure. Baki will also start teaching you Kenjutsu, so you will have swords made for you.

Naruto interrupted, “If I may, I would like to make my own blade.” The Kazekage looked pensive, before nodding.

“After a year, we shall add puppetry to the schedule, taught by Chiyo here.” Kankuro swayed slightly, and had a near orgasmic look on his face. The Kazekage smirked at his son’s reaction, “Then… after that…I suppose you could teach each other. All of you will be at the training ground by six, where your senseis’ shall figure out which elemental affinity you all have. Dismissed.”

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A week had passed since that meeting in the Kazekage’s office, and all four could be proud to say that they were improving greatly. Nariko kept saying that she just wanted more ways to spill blood, and no one doubted her. Naruto had changed his wardrobe, deciding to keep the full body cloak for long-distance travel. He instead had a blue leather trench jacket made which had intricate gold designs on it. He bought himself some black cargo pants, and kept his combat boots. He also bought a black, tank top shaped, armored vest, at the Kazekage’s insistence, since it wouldn’t do for the village women to be fainting from blood loss after seeing a ten year old. Finally, he spiked his hair. Needless to say, there were many fainting spells anyway.

The first thing they had done was find their element. Baki had arrived carrying four blank cards in hand. Upon being questioned, he revealed that they were chakra element cards. He explained, “All you need to do is pump a bit of chakra into the cards, and all will be revealed.”

Kankuro had complained, “Man, we already did this thing. Why do all of us need to do it?”

Surprisingly, it was Naruto who answered, “The nature of your chakra changes. You could have wind one day and a year later, it could become water. Not only that, but through training, you can become so skilled with a particular element that the nature of your chakra will forcibly change, leaving you with two affinities.”

Baki said, “Naruto-kun is correct, you should listen to him.”

“Of course, Naruto-kun is correct!” Temari said immediately, and then blushed.

Naruto smirked slightly, ‘Ok, I know that you’re doing something! Fist Hinata and now Temari! What the hell?’ He could feel Kyuu-chan smirking, ‘Well, Temari is a different case, but with Hinata, I just channelled a tiny bit of my chakra into her. My chakra tend to bring out the worst in people if they aren’t desensitised to it, hence her reaction. With Temari, that’s all you. You’re a hanyou now, meaning that you excrete pheromones. It’s making her, for lack of a better explanation, think with her cunt. I would think that Nariko is affected as well, but with her we may never know.’

‘Awesome!’ he thought happily. He watched as Temari walked up to get a card. She channelled chakra into it, causing it to glow, before a mini tornado appeared over the card. Then Kankuro went up, his card bleeding water out of it. Then Nariko took a card, which spewed a cloud of dust from it that formed into a small rock. Naruto stepped up and took a card, his evil smirked sending a shiver down Baki’s spine. He channelled chakra, and the rest of his companions were amazed as a tornado appeared, before fire started forming, creating a flaming tornado. It wasn’t done yet though, the tornado disappeared, and a cloud of dust shot up combining into a flaming lava ball, then the ball cooled as a tsunami covered it.

Baki was on his ass from shock, “You have four of the major elements! How? How is that possible?”

Temari was bug-eyed; while Kankuro was trying his best to seem indifferent, and failing miserably. Nariko would have been perfectly indifferent, if it wasn’t for the fact that she was twitching. Naruto grinned at them, “Wind is my natural, and the other three are from Kyuubi.”

Nariko spoke hesitantly, mostly because it was to Naruto, “Why do I have only one element then?”

“Shukaku was the weakest of the Bijuu. She only has earth.” Nariko nodded.

“Well!” Baki said, back in Jounin mode, “Lets get started shall we?”

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A week had already passed, and it was time to too make swords. All four, plus Baki and Chiyo, were in Suna’s weapon-smithy. Baki spoke, “Alright! Listen up; to make yourself a sword, you must first know which type of sword you want! Do you want a Zanbato? Or is a katana more your thing? Either way, there are plenty of sample weapons here! Take one and see which one feels right to you! Now!”

A wall that was behind him opened into an archway. Inside the room, there where weapons of every kind. Staffs, swords, shuriken! Everything they could imagine was in the room. Naruto smiled, “Finally! Now I can find me a sword!”

He ran off, like a child in a candy shop! He went to the swords and picked a plain standard O-katana up. It was still in it’s sheathe. He tossed it from hand to hand, testing its weight. Then he gripped the hilt and pulled the sheathe off with his other hand. The others saw him doing it, and he appeared to be going in slow motion, then, with a blinding flash of light, the wall had a vertical slash on it and he was sheathing the sword behind his back. The looked shocked, that took some skill.

“Where did you learn that?” Temari asked him.

Naruto grinned at her, “I found an old katana lying around, and Kyuubi taught me some techniques when I went into the mindscape, and I practiced them on the outside world.”

“What is a mindscape?” Kankuro asked.

Nariko answered, “A different dimension in your mind where you have complete control, unless you’re like me, then we share the control.” She fell silent again.

Naruto nodded, “That was correct. However, the katana was thrown away for a reason. I managed to practice with it for around six months and then it broke.” He smiled at the katana in his hand, “Well…that’s one. Now for a bigger sword…” They blanched, hoping that he didn’t turn out to be sword crazy.

They watched as he went to the standard Zanbato stockpile and hefted up a blade in one hand. They all looked slightly shocked. He stared at it for a second before tossing it over his head, muttering, “Too big.” He picked up another one, and repeated as he said, “Too small.” The next ones were, “Too wide.”, “Too unbalanced”, and “Too…no…just no.” They all sweatdropped at his actions. Finally he picked one up that he help for longer then the other. He smiled, “Alright, I‘m all set with my template swords. Time to make the real ones.”

“Uh…we haven‘t chosen yet Naruto-kun.” He smiled nervously and chuckled, rubbing his head. He waited for the other four to choose. Nariko got a standard Zanbato like Naruto, and surprised even herself when she was able to lift the dummy blade easily. Temari, despite saying that she didn’t like swords, chose a blade anyway. Well…it was a blade, but not a sword. It was a simple looking scythe. Kankuro got twin blades with chains on them. (A/N: can anyone tell me what type of swords the Blades of Chaos are? (From God of War.) I tried looking for the name, but came up short. Either way, just search for Blades of Chaos)

“Alright, now that you have chosen those plain blades as the moulds for your real blades, you shall be creating your own blades. Do to the fact that you will always need to service them, we have decided to teach you the art of crafting swords. Each blade shall be yours and yours alone.” Chiyo started, “You will be taught by the best in the city, so be on your best behavior, and you better learn quickly, we don‘t have time for you to get used to the weapons without killing yourselves.”

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The swords that they made, which were only completed a month later, were spectacular. Naruto’s two blades were works of art. His katana was made from pure platinum. It was sharper then nearly any sword in Suna, the only one capable of beating it in sharpness being a blade of wind, which was Baki‘s specialty. It had a blue sheathe and a gold hilt. His Zanbato was a large, one-edged blade. Its hilt was…what looked like a red motorcycle handle. Then side that wasn’t sharp had an elevation near the hilt and one at the very end of the blade. These elevations had two small holes on each side facing each other. There were two rubies placed in the top holes, while the bottom ones were more like tubes. On the side of the swords near the hilt, there were runes and intricate designs done in white on a red background. They were named Yamato and Red Queen respectively.

Nariko’s blade was a wicked looking Zanbato. It looked dull, but when you touched the edge, you were liable to get a finger ripped off. Other then that, it seemed like a perfectly normal Zanbato. Temari’s scythe looked anything but. It looked more like a staff with a reaper’s head with an open mouth on opposite sides of the staff, one on top and one on the bottom. Kankuro’s swords looked exactly like his template blades, except that they were made of gold and had blue markings on them.

They were all on the training field, waiting for Baki and Chiyo. After about five minutes, their instructors arrived. “Alright, before we start teaching you how to actually use those blades, let’s see what those puppies can do.”

Naruto almost squealed like a schoolgirl. He sprang up to Baki and drew his Zanbato from his back. He held it in both hands and swung down at Baki, who had drawn his own blade just in time to block the strike. “Whoa, chill Naruto! Baka this isn‘t a spar! I want to see what you can do with the swords, not have you attack me with them!”

“Aw that’s no fun!” Naruto pouted, “Well my sword Red Queen has two special abilities. You see the motorcycle handle? That isn‘t just for decoration. If I spin the handle clockwise, this happens…” He twisted the handle and swung the sword. Out of the bottom holes on the sword, a liquid gushed out. Then it caught fire and a wall of flames burned everything in its bath. Baki and Chiyo clapped, while Temari was spouting off about how awesome he was. He grinned, “Best part is…these runes make it so the liquid never runs out! Now, if you spin the handle counter-clockwise…” He grinned sadistically and did so, causing the blunt side of the sword to become a chakra blade.

“SO AWESOME!” A red faced Temari shouted.

He grinned and blew her a kiss and wink, causing her to start becoming decidedly ‘Hinata-ish.’ Well, at least how she would have been if Naruto hadn’t brought her in. “My Yamato has no special ability per say, but the style that Kyuubi will continue teaching me will make it a fearsome weapon.”

Temari bound up with her staff/scythe. “Mine is a chakra scythe like Naruto-kuns’.” She demonstrated, causing the reaper heads to turn purple and release a purple blade from each mouth.

Nariko stepped up looking bored, though when didn’t she look bored? Oh yeah! When Naruto was within two feet of her! Then she looked terrified! She swung the large blade once, before using one of her hands to slap the very bottom of the hilt while the sword faced up. The top half of the blade split off, before she caught the other blade and swung a couple times. Finally, she combined them again and slapped the flat side of the sword. One of the spikes that seemed to jut from the rest of the blade split off and she caught it, revealing that it was connected to a chain. She swung that around a few times before swinging it one last time, causing a huge dust cyclone to form around her and then launch in every direction.

Kankuro simply did the last part of Nariko’s show, but instead of chains, his were connected to his wrist with chakra.

Baki clapped, “Very good. All of you! I‘m sure Kazekage-Sama will be extremely impressed. Naruto, I assume Kyuubi will be training you instead of me or Chiyo.” Naruto nodded. “Good, that’s one less brat to be responsible over.” He grinned at the sliver haired kid.

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Four years had passed since Naruto had come to Suna. Originally, Naruto had planned on leaving after two years, much like he had done with Konoha. But he had underestimated the strength he would have been able to gain from the second strongest village. Naruto was now an accomplished swordsman, thanks to his Kyuu-chan, he was incredibly proficient in the art of wind Jutsu, thanks to Baki and Temari, and he was excellent in puppet techniques, thanks to Chiyo and Kankuro.

It took him four years to reach his level of skill, and Naruto had finally exhausted Suna’s resources. He would be leaving in a few weeks, having never planned to stay anyway. He was good, but no where near good enough to take a village like Konoha by himself. For that he needed comrades, and lots of them. He had many comrades in Suna. Temari was an even more fanatical servant/sex toy then Hinata! If Naruto told her to suck, she’d be on her knees before he finished the word.

Nariko had surprised him. After she got over her extreme fear of him, she was almost able to match him in strength without either of them drawing on their demons. She also went back to her bloodthirsty self after about a year, and the villagers once again feared the wrath of Shukaku. Said demon had become silent…well not really, but she stopped trying to drive her insane, and let Nariko decide who to kill. Nariko, after being stuck with killing for the demon nearly every day for four years, kept giving Shukaku tributes weekly, although she knew Shukaku wasn’t really her mother. He wasn’t close to the girl by any means, but she had a grudging respect for him. He would always piss her off. He remembered this one time when she had told him that he was such a pain in the ass. Naruto had replied with a hungry tone, “I‘m not a pain in the ass! But I will be if you bend over!” That had been the first and last time anyone had ever seen the stoic girl blush. She might have been clueless and hadn’t even gone through puberty yet, but she knew what he had meant.

But that wasn’t enough. Everyone else was mostly loyal. Kankuro was to a fault, and wouldn’t betray his village no matter what. Baki…he had hoped to be able to sway the strong Jounin somewhat, but he knew it would be impossible. The man hated Naruto because Naruto could kick his ass. Not only was Naruto able to form a wind blade that didn’t dissipate after one hit, but he could beat Baki with the most rusted up piece of shit in the village, while Baki himself used the best katana ANBU could be assigned.

The man was obviously egotistical. Naruto had a sneaking suspicion that he would have tried to kill Nariko if Nariko didn’t have Shukaku. The man wanted to be the best, and Nariko could out-kill him easily even if she didn‘t use her sand. There was no way Naruto would be able to use him in his plans.

Other then Temari and Nariko, he doubted that any of the people in Suna would help him. It would be easy to convince both of them. He would simply order Temari and offering to help Nariko destroy Suna would get the redhead on the wagon easily.

But now wasn’t the time for those thoughts. He would gain comrades soon enough. Now was the time for sleep. He stripped bare and lay in his four-poster. It was an ebony bed with blood-red comforters. He lay face up and quickly fell asleep. Little did he know that he would be waking much sooner then expected.

BANG! Naruto sat up straight and a glowing, floating, red blade appeared next to him. This was the summoned sword that Naruto could make. It was a blade of pure chakra that had a one hit limit. Whatever it hit, being enemy or the surroundings, it broke with the sound of glass shattering. These blades were usually weak as hell. It would take three hits to kill a human, even if the blade hit a fatal spot, unless he created them from youki, at which point it would be a one-hit-kill. The only thing that they were good for was a surprise defence. He would create six blades simultaneously and they would spin around him in a protective barrier. They were also good for a surprise attack, but the enemy had to be still for it to work. The blades would disappear from around him and surround the opponent and would quickly skewer them.

He relaxed slightly when he saw it was only Nariko, who had opened the door with a band. He sighed and vanished the blade. He looked at Nariko and was about to ask her what she wanted when his brain nearly shut down. Nariko was standing there, completely naked, and staring at him hungrily with what Naruto called her ‘Shukaku eyes.’ (You know! Yellow eye with five diamonds in it.) Not only that, but he was sure that she would need bigger bras, since he would be damned if her tits weren’t suddenly D cups.

He heard Kyuubi giggle, ‘Well, looks like she finally hit puberty! Have fun Naruto-kun!’

Nariko stared at him before her body melted into sand, which floated over to him, and reformed the sexy redhead. Not only that, but her hand had grabbed his cock and had lined him up with her slit, “Naruto-kuuuuuuunnnn!!!! Time To plaaaaaaaaay!” She sang in a sing-song voice. Suddenly, her gourd, which he realised hadn’t been strapped to her, and had in fact been simply floating behind the girl, turned to sand as well.

The sand turned into a beautiful, naked, and incredibly well-endowed brunette. Naruto recognized Shukaku’s voice instantly, “I hope you weren‘t going to start the party without me!” She pouted. (Pic in yahoo-group! Under Eva Angelina!)

Naruto smirked as Shukaku threw her right leg over his face and then positioned her crotch over his mouth. It was going to be a wild night.

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A/N: HAHAHAHA! I’m so evil! Sorry guys! But you’ll have to wait for the next chapter for a lemon! I’ve never done a cliff hanger, and this was the mother of all cliff-hangers! Don’t worry the lemon will be the first thing in the next chapter. Sayonara!