Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A New Life ❯ An Unexpected Hello ( Chapter 9 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Purple Ink 
An unsuspected visitor arrives.
He is eerily familiar though....
I don't own DBZ.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 10.02.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 429 | Status: Work In Progress
An unsuspected visitor arrives.
He is eerily familiar though....
I don't own DBZ.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 10.02.2010 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 429 | Status: Work In Progress
They all stared at Bulma.
"No way!" they all said in unision. Bulma nodded.
"Yes way."
Trunks and Amy stared at Vegeta and Goku. Goku was taking the news pretty darn well. He was smiling and staring at his stomach.
Vegeta on the other hand.....
"HELL N0!! THE PRINCE DOESN'T GET PREGNANT!!" he yelled.
Amy snickered. "Vegeta, maybe if you had controlled your actions a bit better then this would have never happened."
Vegeta growled and bared his fangs at the girl. Amy put her hands up as if she was being arrested.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I was JOKING! Even Dad took it better!" she yelled, pointing at Goku. He was chuckling. Vegeta hissed.
"Whatever."
Amy frowned. "Well.... I have no idea if male pregnancies are the same as female pregnancies...." she said. "I mean, the way the child is to come out is obviously different, but are the symptoms the same?" she asked. The question was directed at Vegeta, because from everyone there, he knew most about Saiyans.
Not enough though.
"I haven't a clue, to be honest," he said. "When I was a child, there was only one pregnant male who I saw...."
"And who was it?" Goku asked curiously. Amy lifted her brow at Vegeta. "Yeah, who was it?" she asked in the same way Goku did.
Vegeta shrugged.
"A lower class. Noone made a big deal out of it, because he was a lower class warrior. Now, if it was a higher class person or the scientist Bardock, THAT would have been a big deal."
Amy was confused. ''But Vegeta, you said that my Grandpa Bardock was a lower class. Why would they make a huge deal out of him being pregnant?"
Vegeta looked at her. "Ahh, yes, he was a lower class, but an incredible scientist. If he was pregos, he would stop working, and our advancement in technology would slow down."
Amy and Trunks nodded. ''Makes sense,"
Goku looked at Vegeta. "I'm sorry Geta if you didn't want to get pregnant.... It was my idea to be on top...."
Vegeta looked at Goku. "I know I would usually kill you, but it's okay, Kakarot. Atleast you're going through this as well..."
Amy's eyes widened. "Vegeta, that was so, umm, very...."
"Peaceful?" Trunks suggested. Amy shrugged. "Yeah, like you said, you would have been chasing Dad around with a needle!"
"Well, I'm not too sure on what to say...." Bulma mumbled.
Amy giggled. "WHEN'S THE BABY SHOWER?" she squealed. Vegeta blushed.
"Amy, if you don't behave, we will not invite you to a damn baby shower!"
"So you are having one?"
"I never said we were."
"But you just said--"
"Damatte!*" Vegeta yelled at her. She frowned.
''MY GOSH VEGETA CAN YOU NOT TAKE A JOKE?" she yelled.
'NO!" he yelled back.
The two started to quarrel. Trunks and Goku sweatdropped when they saw just how ridiculous they looked when they were fighting.
"Amy..." Trunks muttered impatiently. "'Geta...." Goku said.
The two stopped quarreling.
"Well, that was..." Amy began, her voice trailing off.
"Unpleasant?" Trunks said. She sighed and nodded.
"The hell with it, I'm bored!" Vegeta said, crossing his arms.
"Vegeta, when you are pregnant, there is no time for being bored. You must spend most of your time on preparing for the baby," Amy said, though she didn't know much about the whole pregnancy thing either.
Vegeta only nodded at the younger Saiyan.
They experienced an awkward silence. Noone had an idea on how to break it. If they said anything stupid, Vegeta would start quarreling again.
"Sooo...." Trunks started, but stopped when he saw a certain figure at the door.
"What..."
"The..."
''Hell...."
They all stared at the man who had just appeared in the doorway. He was older than Vegeta and noone had ever seen him, but his appearance gave it away.
"BARDOCK???" Vegeta yelled.
"GRANDPA?" Amy screamed.
"Dad?" Goku aked, a bit more calmer than the others, but that was only because he wasn't so sure if it really was him. Trunks could only stare in disbelief.
"Do you have a man here named Kakarot?" the man asked suddenly. He looked at Goku suspisciously.
''I-I'm Kakarot..." Goku sqeaked.
Bardock stared at him with wide eyes. "You're Kakarot.... there's no mistaking that..."
Goku stared at him. "You're my dad... you look so much like me...."
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Well, no duh Kakarot, he's you're father! Baka!"
Goku ignored Vegeta and looked at his father.
"So, you're the one who beat Frieza once and for all...." Bardock said. "You're the legendary Super Saiyan..."
Goku nodded. "I-I don't want to sound conceited, but I did.... and I am a Super Saiyan..."
Bardock turned to Amy. "She resembles you, Kakarot...." he said. Goku nodded.
"Well, yeah... she's my daughter..." Goku said, slightly smiling.
Amy looked at Bardock. "Hullo Grandpa..." she said nervously.
Bardock smiled. "Allo... what is your name exactly?"
"My name is Amy"
"....Not exactly a Saiyan name, eh?" Bardock asked Goku. Goku shook his head.
"Nope. Not really. If you arrange the letters though....'' and Goku's voice trailed off, seeing that noone really cared.
Bardock saw Vegeta and smiled. "It's the prince!" he said, smiling. He bowed. "How did you survive?"
Veegta frowned. "It is okay, you needn't bow. And I survived because when Frieza blew up our home planet, I was on a different planet."
Bardock nodded. "I get it. But what are you doing here?"
Vegeta slightly blushed when he thought of the answer.
"Well, you see, I had nowhere else to go, so I stayed with the woman. I had that child there-" he pointed at Trunks, who waved. "- And um, ahem. I'm expecting one... Kakarot is expecting one...."
Bardock looked at Goku. "Who's your mate?" he asked.
Goku looked awkwardly at Vegeta, whom was looking at him in the same fashion. ''Ummm...." Goku said, smiling. "It's, um, heheh....."
Bardock took the hint quite easily.
"Vegeta?!" he asked/yelled. Vegeta blushed even more and nodded.
"Yeah.... we kinda got each other... well.. um..."
Bardock nodded. "Well, that's, um, nice....."
The experienced that same silence. None of them were willing to break it.
Amy looked around desperatly, hoping to see something interesting to talk about. Shecouldn't find anything.
"Dakara, dono yo ni shite, ojichan o sa rete iru*?" she suddenly asked.
"Watashi wa genki shite kita, arigato*," Bardock responded.
"How long are you staying?" Goku asked, looking at Bardock.
"A month.'' Bardock replied simply.
"A month? Wow, they gave you quite a long time, dad!" Goku said.
Bardock nodded.
The silence fell upon them again, but it wasn't quite as awkward as before.
Vegeta was relaxed, comfortable. But a thought gnawed at the back of his head.
'Why isn't he saying anything like 'Who did you two hook up?' or anything like that?'
But, being Vegeta, he ignored the voice.
'Leave me alone, you idiotic voices. Bardock is nice. Nice enough to keep unkind comments to himself.'
'I was just saying, Vegeta,' the voice hissed before disappearing.
" 'Geta? You okay?" Goku asked when he heard Vegeta growling lowly.
Vegeta looked at Goku. "I'm fine, Kakarot..." he muttered. Goku nodded, trusting Vegeta.
'So is Koshou....'
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Purple Ink: Chapter 9 done! Kinda short, as usual, but it's better than nothing!
Vegeta: *cough*
Trunks: Ahem.......
Purple Ink: Oh yeah.......
*Damatte! = Just shut up!
*Dakara, dono yo ni shite, ojichan o sa rete iru? = So, how have you been Grandpa?
*Watashi wa genki shite kita, arigato. = I've been fine, thank you.
*sigh* Happy?
Amy: That's better.
Goku: Well....
Purple Ink: There isn't much to say about this chapter...
Vegeta: Except that it sucked.
Trunks: Must you be so mean, Father?
Amy: Yeah!
Goku: Geta why are you so mean?
Vegeta: Because you are all bakas!
Amy: Who's Koshou?
Purple Ink: I'm not saying.
Trunks: I'm confused...
Purple Ink: Trunks, you're always confused....
Amy: I don't blame him....
Goku: Me neither.... we're talking about why Vegeta is mean one second and the next we're asking who Koshou is.
Purple Ink: Meh.... please review this chapter! I dunno, I'm so depressed nowadays... writing makes the depression go away, but not completely....
Goku: It's going to be okies *hugs*
Purple Ink: Thank you Goku *hugs back*
Vegeta: *sits there jealous*
Purple Ink: Bai bai! Until next chapter.....
"No way!" they all said in unision. Bulma nodded.
"Yes way."
Trunks and Amy stared at Vegeta and Goku. Goku was taking the news pretty darn well. He was smiling and staring at his stomach.
Vegeta on the other hand.....
"HELL N0!! THE PRINCE DOESN'T GET PREGNANT!!" he yelled.
Amy snickered. "Vegeta, maybe if you had controlled your actions a bit better then this would have never happened."
Vegeta growled and bared his fangs at the girl. Amy put her hands up as if she was being arrested.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I was JOKING! Even Dad took it better!" she yelled, pointing at Goku. He was chuckling. Vegeta hissed.
"Whatever."
Amy frowned. "Well.... I have no idea if male pregnancies are the same as female pregnancies...." she said. "I mean, the way the child is to come out is obviously different, but are the symptoms the same?" she asked. The question was directed at Vegeta, because from everyone there, he knew most about Saiyans.
Not enough though.
"I haven't a clue, to be honest," he said. "When I was a child, there was only one pregnant male who I saw...."
"And who was it?" Goku asked curiously. Amy lifted her brow at Vegeta. "Yeah, who was it?" she asked in the same way Goku did.
Vegeta shrugged.
"A lower class. Noone made a big deal out of it, because he was a lower class warrior. Now, if it was a higher class person or the scientist Bardock, THAT would have been a big deal."
Amy was confused. ''But Vegeta, you said that my Grandpa Bardock was a lower class. Why would they make a huge deal out of him being pregnant?"
Vegeta looked at her. "Ahh, yes, he was a lower class, but an incredible scientist. If he was pregos, he would stop working, and our advancement in technology would slow down."
Amy and Trunks nodded. ''Makes sense,"
Goku looked at Vegeta. "I'm sorry Geta if you didn't want to get pregnant.... It was my idea to be on top...."
Vegeta looked at Goku. "I know I would usually kill you, but it's okay, Kakarot. Atleast you're going through this as well..."
Amy's eyes widened. "Vegeta, that was so, umm, very...."
"Peaceful?" Trunks suggested. Amy shrugged. "Yeah, like you said, you would have been chasing Dad around with a needle!"
"Well, I'm not too sure on what to say...." Bulma mumbled.
Amy giggled. "WHEN'S THE BABY SHOWER?" she squealed. Vegeta blushed.
"Amy, if you don't behave, we will not invite you to a damn baby shower!"
"So you are having one?"
"I never said we were."
"But you just said--"
"Damatte!*" Vegeta yelled at her. She frowned.
''MY GOSH VEGETA CAN YOU NOT TAKE A JOKE?" she yelled.
'NO!" he yelled back.
The two started to quarrel. Trunks and Goku sweatdropped when they saw just how ridiculous they looked when they were fighting.
"Amy..." Trunks muttered impatiently. "'Geta...." Goku said.
The two stopped quarreling.
"Well, that was..." Amy began, her voice trailing off.
"Unpleasant?" Trunks said. She sighed and nodded.
"The hell with it, I'm bored!" Vegeta said, crossing his arms.
"Vegeta, when you are pregnant, there is no time for being bored. You must spend most of your time on preparing for the baby," Amy said, though she didn't know much about the whole pregnancy thing either.
Vegeta only nodded at the younger Saiyan.
They experienced an awkward silence. Noone had an idea on how to break it. If they said anything stupid, Vegeta would start quarreling again.
"Sooo...." Trunks started, but stopped when he saw a certain figure at the door.
"What..."
"The..."
''Hell...."
They all stared at the man who had just appeared in the doorway. He was older than Vegeta and noone had ever seen him, but his appearance gave it away.
"BARDOCK???" Vegeta yelled.
"GRANDPA?" Amy screamed.
"Dad?" Goku aked, a bit more calmer than the others, but that was only because he wasn't so sure if it really was him. Trunks could only stare in disbelief.
"Do you have a man here named Kakarot?" the man asked suddenly. He looked at Goku suspisciously.
''I-I'm Kakarot..." Goku sqeaked.
Bardock stared at him with wide eyes. "You're Kakarot.... there's no mistaking that..."
Goku stared at him. "You're my dad... you look so much like me...."
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Well, no duh Kakarot, he's you're father! Baka!"
Goku ignored Vegeta and looked at his father.
"So, you're the one who beat Frieza once and for all...." Bardock said. "You're the legendary Super Saiyan..."
Goku nodded. "I-I don't want to sound conceited, but I did.... and I am a Super Saiyan..."
Bardock turned to Amy. "She resembles you, Kakarot...." he said. Goku nodded.
"Well, yeah... she's my daughter..." Goku said, slightly smiling.
Amy looked at Bardock. "Hullo Grandpa..." she said nervously.
Bardock smiled. "Allo... what is your name exactly?"
"My name is Amy"
"....Not exactly a Saiyan name, eh?" Bardock asked Goku. Goku shook his head.
"Nope. Not really. If you arrange the letters though....'' and Goku's voice trailed off, seeing that noone really cared.
Bardock saw Vegeta and smiled. "It's the prince!" he said, smiling. He bowed. "How did you survive?"
Veegta frowned. "It is okay, you needn't bow. And I survived because when Frieza blew up our home planet, I was on a different planet."
Bardock nodded. "I get it. But what are you doing here?"
Vegeta slightly blushed when he thought of the answer.
"Well, you see, I had nowhere else to go, so I stayed with the woman. I had that child there-" he pointed at Trunks, who waved. "- And um, ahem. I'm expecting one... Kakarot is expecting one...."
Bardock looked at Goku. "Who's your mate?" he asked.
Goku looked awkwardly at Vegeta, whom was looking at him in the same fashion. ''Ummm...." Goku said, smiling. "It's, um, heheh....."
Bardock took the hint quite easily.
"Vegeta?!" he asked/yelled. Vegeta blushed even more and nodded.
"Yeah.... we kinda got each other... well.. um..."
Bardock nodded. "Well, that's, um, nice....."
The experienced that same silence. None of them were willing to break it.
Amy looked around desperatly, hoping to see something interesting to talk about. Shecouldn't find anything.
"Dakara, dono yo ni shite, ojichan o sa rete iru*?" she suddenly asked.
"Watashi wa genki shite kita, arigato*," Bardock responded.
"How long are you staying?" Goku asked, looking at Bardock.
"A month.'' Bardock replied simply.
"A month? Wow, they gave you quite a long time, dad!" Goku said.
Bardock nodded.
The silence fell upon them again, but it wasn't quite as awkward as before.
Vegeta was relaxed, comfortable. But a thought gnawed at the back of his head.
'Why isn't he saying anything like 'Who did you two hook up?' or anything like that?'
But, being Vegeta, he ignored the voice.
'Leave me alone, you idiotic voices. Bardock is nice. Nice enough to keep unkind comments to himself.'
'I was just saying, Vegeta,' the voice hissed before disappearing.
" 'Geta? You okay?" Goku asked when he heard Vegeta growling lowly.
Vegeta looked at Goku. "I'm fine, Kakarot..." he muttered. Goku nodded, trusting Vegeta.
'So is Koshou....'
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Purple Ink: Chapter 9 done! Kinda short, as usual, but it's better than nothing!
Vegeta: *cough*
Trunks: Ahem.......
Purple Ink: Oh yeah.......
*Damatte! = Just shut up!
*Dakara, dono yo ni shite, ojichan o sa rete iru? = So, how have you been Grandpa?
*Watashi wa genki shite kita, arigato. = I've been fine, thank you.
*sigh* Happy?
Amy: That's better.
Goku: Well....
Purple Ink: There isn't much to say about this chapter...
Vegeta: Except that it sucked.
Trunks: Must you be so mean, Father?
Amy: Yeah!
Goku: Geta why are you so mean?
Vegeta: Because you are all bakas!
Amy: Who's Koshou?
Purple Ink: I'm not saying.
Trunks: I'm confused...
Purple Ink: Trunks, you're always confused....
Amy: I don't blame him....
Goku: Me neither.... we're talking about why Vegeta is mean one second and the next we're asking who Koshou is.
Purple Ink: Meh.... please review this chapter! I dunno, I'm so depressed nowadays... writing makes the depression go away, but not completely....
Goku: It's going to be okies *hugs*
Purple Ink: Thank you Goku *hugs back*
Vegeta: *sits there jealous*
Purple Ink: Bai bai! Until next chapter.....