Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ Piccolo, the Fruit Loops, the fruit loops! or AAAHHH!!! ( Chapter 9 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Author: Bunni

Summary: Things have gotten very strange since Bulma and Vegeta became five-year olds...what's this? They changed again? *THUD* V/B romance with a comical twist, new inventions, and a whole lot of eye twitching. May include some Yamcha bashing.

Rating: PG-13 for adult language and possible rude humor.

Disclaimer:*ties up lawyers* Ah, there..*turns and winks at readers* Now that I have tied up the lawyers and gagged them, nothing can stand in my way of owning DBZ! Nothing! *shadows looms over her*

Giant Monster: I have come to prevent you from taking DBZ..

Bunni:*sighs and turns to sky* WHY KAMI? WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS MAKE THIS SO HARD??

*At the lookout point*

Kami: That's because you made a total fool of me in the last chapter..*sniffles* now the magical fruit loops haunt me night and day..O.o*cries into hands*

Magical fruit loops:*all over the place swatting each other with their fly swatters*

Mr. Popo:*is getting attacked by a fruit loop* AH! HELP ME! *runs around with a fruit loop on him*

*Back at Bunni*

Bunni:*sighs* I don't and shall never own, at this rate, DBZ..*sits down with monster*

Giant Monster: it's ok..*pats her on the back*

Shout out to:

DarkSerapha: WOW! *falls over from the sheer length of her review* You really outdid yourself with that review. I am so impressed. There are quite a few (more like a million..) DBZ/SM crossovers. ^^ Glad you thought it was hilarious. Since I couldn't have Goku as a silly guy no more (trying to keep promise) I have to turn to other means of amusement, which of course was Kami.

Kami:*glares*..

Bunni:^^;; eh he's still mad from the Frieza ballroom dancing scene, and the fruit loops hitting him with a fly swatter. Anyway this chapter has a fight scene! YAY! ^_^ Hopefully I won't screw up on the fight scene between Veggie and Gohan. ^^ Maybe even have Kami stumble in. The possibilities..*chuckles evilly*

Mushi-azn: Aren't we a little impatient? Aww, ok here's the fight scene you asked for. Oh, and could you send me the pic of the five-year old Vegeta? *coos* I just love that picture of him in his cape, with baby fat and bangs..*blushes* *sniffles* If only I'd know, I would have made people think he was cute in the earlier chapters when he was still five..*Android T coughs in the background* huh? oh yeah getting back on the subject, Vegeta and Gohan fight for Bulma! -_-;; well maybe not for Bulma, but that's how Vegeta sees it, and Gohan's just doing it for Bulma (and because he wants another kiss).LOL.

Tanzina: very freaky, but funny. LOL. So, so funny.

veggie-chan: Yeah be scared. SCARED I SAY! *laughs as veggie-chan runs away* ..*stops laughing* hey.. come back! I didn't mean it! *waves hands as she chases after veggie-chan* damn I lost a reviewer..-_-;;

Kuno-baby: Thank you so much! ^^

Squirrel:*Chibi-Bra stops crying and smiles at her* aww... I think Chibi-Bra likes you Squirrel! *Squirrel gulps*

Dreamer: To answer your questions, Trunks will get over the trauma.. one day, Chibi-Bra will NEVER lose her mega-wrench *gulps* much to my displeasure ~_~, Kami will have a normal dream.. when he resides in Piccolo's head. Gohan will TRY to beat the crap out of Vegeta, and Vegeta will admit that he likes her.. soon. LOL ^^.

Tweetyboo: Isn't it?

naiyana: uh, ok then ^_^

Shelley: ^^;; I know the dream was scary, but I had to put that in. Angel Piccolo, Prima Madonna Frieza (Ballet dancer), dancing fruit loops with fly swatters, well I just couldn't resist my calling. ^_~ Just be glad I don't torture Piccolo and Kami ALL the time.

Rez: My voices are pretty screwed up @_@, but there are times when they help me. That dream for instance was inspiration given to me by Lana, a girl who has demonic powers used for gevil (good and evil combined) because she wanted to torture Kami. ^^;; Zargato is this demon who is nasty to say the least(but he helps me by putting in those scenes (like the one with Frieza and the tutu), there's also Kia, the talking car who gives free rides to Jones (my adventurous alter ego) always and they help me with the jealousy scenes ~_~;;, Zargato says he saw Leaf once and tried to have sex with her but she punched him in the gut! LOL, serves him right! and you want to know who helps me with the kawaii scenes? Baradock's clone, Lima with his mate Bean! Don't tell anyone though.. Lima and Bean would kill me if anyone else found out. -_-;; what's that? What do you mean everyone can see what I'm writing...?.. oh sh*t... *nervously laughs* Forget all you heard and read...^^;;

me(anonymous reviewer): LOL, yup!

DarkFire101: LOL, Kami's dreams are universal for us all. We all have dreams like that, only the Barbie dolls in my dream kept putting me in FRILLY PINK POOFY DRESSES WITH OVERSIZED RIBBONS! AAAAAH! *runs away from Barbie Dolls* NOO!!


*eyes bulge out* woah! 81 reviews! WOW!! *dances around* I'm sooo happy!!! Thank you everyone who reviewed!! *big grin* I will make this chapter extra funny ~_~ If I can.. LOL.
(AN: I'm sorry for the late chapter but I sort got distracted due to my other fanfic "Mother Knows Best". My sorrys! ^^;;)







Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Eight
Piccolo, the Fruit Loops, the fruit loops! or AAAHHH!!!












G ohan stared at the angry Vegeta, with energy crackling around him. He would have backed away in fear, probably even cry, but Bulma's reassurance in him gave him a new strength.


Unfortunately, it was the same for Vegeta. All he thought was, die Gohan, Die a horrible black death!!! *insert insane cackle here* To give Gohan a painful sparring.. for even LOOKING at Bulma. His Bulma! Vegeta did a double-back on those words. His Bulma? Since when was Bulma his? Wait a frickin' minute.. Gohan just looked at Bulma, then looked at Vegeta, feeling and looking much braver than when he had faced Frieza, and all because Bulma talked to him.


Ok, now his blood was boiling. Not only did the kid get a pep talk, but he also got a kiss out of the deal! HE WANTED A KISS! Vegeta smirked. Maybe Bulma would give him one if he won against the brat... hmm.. this idea appealed to the young teenaged prince. It pleased him well.


"PREpare, to DIE spAWN of KAkaROTT!" Vegeta yelled, wincing as his voice cracked in half of the words. Oh, how he hated puberty with a passion.


"Ok, Vegeta! Just one question ... will my voice be like that when I go through puberty?" Gohan innocently asked as he took to the sky. Vegeta felt veins pop out of his forehead. How dare that insolent brat insult him after he just made out with HIS woman?! The spawn of that third class shall pay! *growling inserted here*


"You dare to insult me, brat?" Vegeta growled as he got into a fighting stance. He needed to hurt the boy now! NOW, damn it!


Gohan merely blinked, and shrugged, before getting into a fighting stance as well.


"Geez, it's only a question... no need to get touchy, Veg-" Gohan was cut off, when he felt a punch against his stomach. He plummeted down to the ground, and would have smashed into the dirt, if it weren't for the fact that he could fly.


Stopping himself in time, he flew up with a war cry, giving kicks and punches faster than the speed of light. Vegeta gave a dark chuckle. This would be like taking candy from a baby, well eight year old actually. He dodged all the child's punches skillfully, diverting his head at each kick, it was all so simple and so easy.


"IS that ALL yOU gOT? Oh I GUEss I CAN't expECT mUCH for SUCH a WEakLING.." Vegeta laughed cruelly, ignoring the rising high and low of his voice.


"RAAAAHH!" Gohan half growled, half yelled as he powered up more.


"Go get 'em, Gohan!" Bulma yelled, cheering Gohan on. Vegeta felt his eye twitch and another vein pop out of his forehead. He powered up to his fullest, and pointed a ki ball at Gohan, enough to kill him, but then again Vegeta wasn't thinking straight. Goku widened his eyes, and powered up also, prepared to save Gohan at the last minute.


"GAlic....." He started but was distracted down as soon as he heard Bulma's and another person's screams. Goku turned and blinked at the sight. Gohan and Vegeta blinked also, and looked down. Bulma turned too late.


"AAAAAAHHH!" Kami screamed as he ran out of the Son household. He frantically waved his walking stick and crashed into Bulma.


"AAAHHH! Get..off...me!" Bulma growled, as she tried to shove the Namek off her, but no avail. "AH! Someone save me!" She yelled and squirmed, while kicking Kami, who tried to scramble off her.


"AHHHH!" Kami shrieked and got off her, and ran to Piccolo, clutching his cape desperately, setting down his walking stick beside him.


"Piccolo! Thank Korrin, Me, heck even Popo! You're here!! I dreamt you traded me in for talking breath mints and a tape of the most embarassing moments of Vegeta's life, then the fruit loops started swatting me with their fly swatters! They were everywhere! Everywhere, I say! Oh Piccolo, the fruit loops! THE FRUIT LOOPS!" Kami's muffled cries came from his cape. Piccolo, Gohan, Goku, Bulma, Krillian, and Vegeta sweatdropped. Chichi came screeching after him.


"WHERE IS THAT LITTLE BUG? I'LL SQAUSH HIM!" Chichi shrill voice nearly burst every alien's eardrum. She looked around frantically, before her gaze settled on Kami.


Kami didn't notice her, but kept on rambling about his dream. "And there was this ugly vulture that spoke Spanish! And then there were these Barbie dolls who wanted to take away my wrinkles! I escaped, then you were there, as an angel, but then you left me in the He-, I mean HFILhole, and then Frieza came!"


Everyone quirked an eyebrow at the old Namek's yelling, but sharpened their attention when they heard "Frieza".


"He was dressed in a frilly purple tutu *Vegeta breaks in laughing madly* and ballet slippers with a golden tiara on his head! And not only that, Piccolo, but he danced with me! And then the fruit loops came and tortured me with their fly swatters once more!" Kami was now shaking Piccolo violently, as an emphasis to his words. Piccolo's head shook back and forth roughly, allowing himself to be shaken, though it was causing some brain damage. ~_~



By this time, Gohan, Krillian, Goku (Vegeta was already laughing madly as I said before) started laughing hysterically, that they had to lean their knees into the ground to keep their balance. Chichi narrowed her eyes at them, but they still continued to laugh, Krillian banging his fists against the grass, Gohan kicking his feet in the air, and Goku was shaking his head, rolling with laughter. Bulma sniggered, not knowing what Frieza really looked like, but everything else was just so funny! Magical fruit loops, fly swatters, Barbie dolls, Piccolo as an Angel (which really cracked her up); it really was too much to keep in. After a couple of minutes laughing, Kami finally calmed down (as much as he could after a traumatic dream like that ~-~;;)


"Uh, Kami, maybe you should go back to the lookout point.." Piccolo offered, feeling unsafe and worried in his counterpart's presence.


Kami now rocked himself on his knees in front of everyone, mumbling things. "Uh...yeah the lookout point..go back to the lookout point..yeah..lookout point.." He said as his antenna twitched rather wildly.


Turning to Goku and Krillian, "I'm going to take Kami back to the Lookout Point. Krillian, could you go and carry Korrin?"


Krillian nodded, walking towards to the Son household, and three minutes later, came out with an unconcious Cat-God, who kept twitching in his sleep.


"Bye Bulma, bye Goku, bye Gohan, er.. bye Chichi." Krillian waved by with his free hand as he carried Korrin with his other. Piccolo held Kami and gave a curt nod to everyone as if to say "Sayonara, my dear friends." only in Piccolo sense that probably meant, "Later."



"Bye guys!" Bulma waved back as the two flew into the sky and disappeared from sight. All now was left was.. Gohan, Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, and Chichi. Vegeta growled because one he didn't get to finish his spar with Gohan (and possibly 'accidently' kill him)


"BOY, oUR sPAr is conTINuED."


Chichi popped into action before Gohan could even reply the Saiyajin no Ouji's cracked voiced comment. "Oh no you aren't. It's time for Gohan to finish his late night studies then it's off to bed for ALL of you." That tone was not to be argued with but Vegeta argued with it anyway. The poor fool. *shakes head sadly*


"WhAT? KakaROTT tELL YOur baKA maTE to SHUT UP or-" *WHAP* *THUD* Vegeta was on the ground in less than three seconds flat. Gohan, Bulma, and Goku looked at Chichi in fear as she heavily breathed, her chest heaving, and her eye twitching like mad.


"Don't...argue..with...me...ever...again..'KAY?" She said through gritted teeth. Everyone gave a quick nod.


"Good!" Chichi chirped as she went inside, almost as if she never had the outburst before. Goku and Gohan picked up Vegeta (Goku picked him by the shoulders and Gohan by the feet) with Bulma shaking her head, too involved in her own thoughts.


Yup, she was stuck with Three Saiyajins, one that seemed to be too quiet *coughGokucough*, another, who seemed to be acting weirder and weirder (or was he that way when he was 14?) *gagVegetacough*, and the last one who seemed to feel for her (though she doesn't exactly know) *chokecoughGohanduhcough* and an impulsive, ready-to-hit anyone mother who was probably the strongest human female on the planet equiped with a frying pan *her mother finally gave Bunni some cough syrup which she also gagged on O.o;;* Bulma gave a heavy sigh.



-_-;; This was going to be one long night.



Goku, oblivious to Bulma's train of thought, was busy plotting romance. ^_^ If ya know what I mean. *nudges readers* He sighed as he carried Vegeta inside. At this rate, Trunks'll never be born.. then again, he smirked mischieviously, as a plan formed in his mind... maybe Trunks will..




TBC..




AN:Oh what does Goku have up his sleeve? *looks at cupid outfit and grins* What'll happen next? Will Vegeta and Bulma have a kiss scene soon? And what about little Gohan? Will I ever stop tormenting Kami? *sweatdrop* anyway, the next chapter soon to come, ^^;; and I promise it'll be as funny as heck. *eyes Frieza in ballerina costume who looks like he's gonna hit her* erm..I meant HFIL..*Frieza gives a nod and walks away* Phew!



Chibi-Bra:*growls and eye twitches*...you made me mad..
Bunni:...eep..*gulps and backs into a wall, desperately looking for an exit*
Chibi-Bra: Not only was this chapter lacking mommy and daddy romance, it also lacked comedy, any real point and it made me mad to top it all off!
Bunni:er...*sweatdrops* sorry?
Chibi-Bra:*grins evily* Not good enough. Oh Daddy! *starts crying crocodile tears* That Rabbit-eared lady hurt me! WAA!! *cries into hands*
Vegeta:*eye twitches and powers up advancing towards Bunni*..You shall pay Usagijin!
Bunni: AAAAH! *runs away with Vegeta running after her* HELLLLLPP!!!
Android T:*in the bathroom and flushes toilet same time as Bunni screams* Huh? What was that? *shrugs* ah well whatever it was it probably wasn't important.. ^^ *washes hands*
Bunni:*three minutes later comes in with arm and leg in a white casts, neck in a brace and a black eye and wobbles on a cane* Eh, due to certain circumstances, I shall post up the next chapter by next week if not earlier. *looks nervously at Chibi-Bra* She's pure evil! Eviler than I am! O.o And that's saying something..
Chibi-Bra:*grins satisfiedly* I know..

O.O I got hurt! OUCHIES! *cries* I need reviews as my medicine *Hint, Hint* LOL, seriously I loved everyone's review @_@ it was more than I ever expected! 81 reviews! *dances around some more* I feel soo happy. Now review otherwise the fruit loops will return with their fly swatters and torture you!

Kami: THE FRUIT LOOPS! AAAH! *runs around yelling about the fruit loops*

Bunni:O.o;; uh.. yeah..*sweatdrop* the fruit loops *says in dramatic whisper*