Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ Hmm... minty. or.. Rabid Ouji! AAAAHH! Run For Your Lives! AAHH! ( Chapter 12 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

I GOT MAJOR INSPIRATION!

Er.. sorry I just had to yell that outloud. Those kawaii pics that Mushi-azn sent me, WERE BEAUTIFUL! CUTE! KAWAII!

They gave me MAJOR INSPIRATION, alas the above exclamation! ^_^ With those pics, I'll probably like write several new chapters just on that! *everyone gasps* Yes, they were that cute. With lil' Chibi 'Geta scowling and looking superior in every pic. Right now I'll have to calm down from running around.


I mean, NAPPA HAD HAIR!


*everyone gasps again and some faint in shock*...


Yes! It shocked even me! O.o;; Hair... hair! Oh that reminds me, with hair, Veggie's was sooooo cute with his tuft of flamey hair and some of his bangs going everywhere. I mean in some of the pics he looked bored...


Aww heck he's just SOOOOOOOOO CUTE!


Android T:*eye twitches* ENOUGH! We know the guy's cute..*crosses out Trunks' name as top Woman-Stealer to be killed and puts Vegeta in the spot* Geez...now where's my ax?

Bunni:O.o;; Er.. anyway getting off the subject of Vegeta (even though he's THE CUTEST CHIBI THERE EVER LIVED..ahem..) I'll do the disclaimer:

I do not own DBZ, but if I did I'd make Vegeta a chibi forever and ever and ever and make him dress in cute little costumes and make home movies of him! *squeals in delight*

Vegeta:*backs away*...O.O

Bunni:*continues to ramble* Then I'd feed him candy, and spoil 'im and go "AWWWW!" everytime he'd pout or glare or scowl! ^___^ And even if he tried to kill me out of annoyance I'd still LOVE HIM 'CAUSE HE'S KAWAII!

Goten: Now?

Trunks: Yeah.. If I listen to anymore of this crap, I'm gonna puke..O.o;;

Goten:^__^*grins and hits button.* *lights go out and black letters on a white screen comes on*



Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Twelve
Hmm... minty. or.. Rabid Ouji! AAAAHH! Run For Your Lives! AAHH!









Vegeta stared at the pajama's set forth in front of him. He, the Great Saiyajin no Ouji, the one who conquered planets and has the power to blow this pitiful mudball into itty bitty bits..

But now..now, he was forced to wear pajama's with little teddy bears in rocket space ship and smiling suns, planets and stars on dark blue navy background on them!

Making a face, he grabbed the set of PJ's, mumbling something about "Baka third classes and their lousy pajama's..." and "hope the Onna doesn't laugh at me.." and went off to dress.






Bulma, like Vegeta, stared unbelievingly at her pajama's.


Yes there were some embarassing pictures...*coughcoughpinkdinosaurs&greenbowscough*


But no stains or anything...

Or even in an unfashionable color..


IT WAS JUST TOO SUGGESTIVE AND TIGHT!!! *wiggles eyebrows* if ya know what I mean.*nudges readers* It looked like a ten year old's pajama's by the design and size!

Bulma grumbled and muttered choice words under her breath, some were, "I hope Vegeta doesn't get any ideas.." and "..pink dinosaurs and little bows were out of fashion years ago.." and went to put on her slightly pink, tight, and a little bit sexually suggestive nightwear, making a "Don't bother me or I'll kick your ass" face while at it.




Goku rubbed his hands maliciously as he watched. Soon... very, very soon. ^___^



*Later*



Goku still stood at the corner of the hall, rubbing his hands manipulatively. In fact, he was so lost in his daydream that he never noticed someone come up behind him.



*~*Daydream*~*


Goku stood, proudly, as Vegeta and Bulma came to him, holding a baby named Trunks.

"Thank you Goku!" Bulma said as she hugged Goku. Vegeta slapped Goku on the back.

"Goku...your my best friend.. Thank you so much!" Vegeta started sniffling and hugged Goku too.

Bulma dotted her eyes with a hankerchief, holding Baby Trunks in one arm, cradling him carefully.

"Goku.. We named him after you.. Trunks Goku Briefs. We both love you!" Goku's head was spinning with happiness.

"You're like my brother!" Vegeta hugged Goku again.

"Aaaww... Thanks guys!" Goku couldn't stop grinning. "I love you too!"

"Hey, let's have a group hug!" Vegeta suggested as he held out his arms. Everyone nodded in agreement and got in a circle and group hug.

It was so beautiful... so peaceful, so, so- everything he dreamed of!



*~*End Daydream*~*



Goku was staring into space with a happy-dazed expression on his face, and jumped (literally) five feet into the air, and hit his head through the ceiling when he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.

Bulma blinked. "Are you ok?"

Goku stuck his head out of the ceiling and landed back down, shaking his head of the plaster debris.

"Yeah, I think so."

"What are you doing down here?"

"Ummm..." Goku had to think of an excuse and quick. Wouldn't do if they got suspicious. O.o "Nothing..."

Bulma had a skeptical look. "Uh huh..."

Goku folded his arms protectively, and brought himself up to full height, feeling himself under extreme scruntity."Yes.. what are you doing here?"

"I-uh-um-well.." Bulma fiddled with her hands. She didn't want anyone to know that she snuck in midnight snacks, especially Goku or Vegeta. She copied Goku, and folded her arms across her chest, and brought her chin up defiantly. "Also nothing.."

Goku gave "Oh yeah right.." look, and then spoke. "This never happened.."

A brief silence before a "Deal." came and so the two went their seperate ways, never thinking again about their short interaction with each other.





Vegeta stared at the white tube. It had blue squiggly lines with bold letters in dark blue and green, and looked like something out of those Science Fiction movies where astronauts (he snorted at the primitive technology) ate the food contained in tubes. It looked like that.. was it food?

'Hmm...' Vegeta thought. 'It must be. But then again why is it in this cleaning and changing facility?' He debated whether to ask Bulma or Goku, but then again he was the Saiyajin no Ouji. His decisions were law.

And he decided this was food.

Poor, poor Vegeta. Never even got a chance. ^_~ He tried pulling off the tab, but it was screwed on tightly. He tried again, biting with his teeth. After a couple of more tries, he was about ready to blast the damn thing to the Next Dimension or wherever wasted food goes.

"DAmn tHIS CHIKYuuJIN teCHNOlogy!" Vegeta cursed. Then threw the tubular object down, and as if ironically, the top came unscrewed and rolled on the counter, coming to a stop right in front of Vegeta. Vegeta then couldn't take the anger pent up inside of him and blasted the damned top to Plastic Heaven! ^_^

After a couple more outward ventilation of anger (i.e. the destruction of the bathroom), Vegeta calmed down and looked down at the open tube, and grabbed it gently and squirted some in his mouth.

Tasting it, he widened his eyes. 'Hmm.. not bad.. not bad at all. A little minty, but not bad. Better than the crap the Onna gives me.' He chewed it around, unaware of the foam coming out of his mouth. Vegeta took his tube of minty substance (so he could snack on it later on) and left, smirking that he didn't need any help from the stupid Chikyuujins. He could do just fine by himself. ^^;;





Gohan yawned as he came down the stairs. Bulma finished the last of her chocolate cake and was now wiping her mouth and ridding of the evidence. She watched the sleep-eyed eight year old boy make his way to the sink, get a glass and fill it with water.

"Hi Gohan." Bulma greeted cheerfully.

Gohan grunted a 'hello Bulma..' and Bulma rolled her eyes and humphed in disgust.

"Saiyajins..all alike. Grunt at me, me cave woman, you cave boy. It's always the same."

Gohan blinked, still half-asleep technically, but apologized all the same. "Sorry Bulma *yawn* Just...so...tired.."

Bulma softened her eyes. "Yeah, kiddo. Maybe you should get back to bed."

"*yawn*okay, Bulma." Trudging against the floor, Gohan slowly but surely as a snail walked out.

Bulma walked out, worried the small demi-Saiyajin would collapse halfway to the stairs, but all doubts were gone in an instant when Gohan yelled and pointed at something for his bloody life.

"AAAAH!"

Looking in the direction where Gohan was pointing at and almost fell, both from shock and Gohan grabbing her legs, and hugging them, all the while pointing and still screaming at the possibly most scariest thing on Earth.


A foaming Vegeta, growling like a dog, in dorky pajama's.



Vegeta growled menacingly at Gohan, and sent his best patented Evil, Evil Glares (TM) at the small boy. How dare that little brat touch his woman! He was going to kill him. First, make him suffer through series of punching and kicking, then strangle him and rip the boy's parts one by one, and then burn them with ki blasts.

"Run Gohan! Run!" Bulma heard herself yell. Gohan hadn't moved, then Bulma pushed him up the stairs, was when he popped in action.

"RABID OUJI! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIVES! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I'LL COME BACK WITH HELP, BULMA! AAAAAAAAHH!!!"

Vegeta blinked after Gohan, then looked back at Bulma, and smirked, strolling predatarily.

"WELL, weLL, if IT ISn't-" He was cut off by a lamp hitting him sqaure in the forehead. Vegeta blinked. The lamp hadn't hurt him of course, but the fact that Bulma had attacked him kind of stung at him.

"HEY, oNNA! waTCH-" Vegeta was cut off by a book about Africa (and the size of it too) being thrown at him. Growling, he blasted as it came within three inches of his face.

"Onna, WHAt the HeLL ArE yOU-" He ducked a calculator and a couple of pencils. Where were all these school supplies coming from?

Bulma shrieked. "Stay back! Or I'll use this.." Her hands groped for another object and pulled out a...pen? "This..this pen!?" She looked down at the writing utensil in confusion but then put up masked her face with confidence and asureness as she pulled her chin up stubbornly, glaring at Vegeta, poking the pen into the air threateningly.

Vegeta, at the moment was caught off-gaurd. Damn that woman was beautiful! But he snapped out of it before he could get another nosebleed.

"WoMAN-" But alas, again our dear Veggie was interrupted.

"Bulma, put down the pen.." Goku walked in slowly, and eyed Vegeta suspiciously, arching his eyebrow in confusion. Bulma bit her lip, quickly looking at Goku but turning her gaze at Vegeta, backing away with every step Vegeta took towards her.

"Bulma.." Goku repeated. "Put DOWN," emphasizing 'down' and made a downwards motion with his palms, as he looked worridly at the pen. Hey, you can poke someone's eye out with that thing, not to mention the inkiness and stinging afterwards. O.o;;, "The Pen.. put it down.. that's it.. put it down. Good Bulma."

Slowly dropping the pen to the ground, she ran behind Goku, and peeked out curiously at Vegeta. Vegeta growled more, foam spitting out from his mouth just several inches away from Goku.

"KaKAROtt, whAT is THE MEAnINg oF tHIs?" Vegeta demanded, still not aware of the foam practically flying out of his mouth.

"Well, Vegeta.. you're-uh- rabid." Goku tried to get the words out of his mouth as he stared openly at Vegeta. The foam now was dripping off his face and creating a small pile at the Saiyajin no Ouji's feet.

"WHaT the HELL doES tHAt mEAN?!"

"It means you're slightly animalistic and contagious with rabies right now, Vegetable Head! YOU'RE FOAMING, FOR KAMI'S SAKE!" Bulma screeched at him. Vegeta and Goku winced, and simultaneously rubbed their ears.

'Foaming?' Vegeta thought as he reached a hand to his mouth and felt the soft foam there, and blinked. "Baka! I don't have rabies! I just..well..foam.. O.o;; er... well.. well I don't have rabies!" Vegeta muttered trying to convince everyone including himself.

Both Bulma and Goku had the looks, "Oh suuuuuuuure..."

Vegeta felt hungry again, and took out his tubular treat (^__^ Like way cool man!) and squirted more minty fresh gel inside his mouth. Both Bulma and Goku's jaws dropped to the floor with a

*THUD*

^_^ Vegeta ignored them and continued to chew his gooey meal, making more foam come out.

"What?"

O.O "Have you been putting that in your mouth, Vegeta?" Goku asked quietly.

"..WHat's IT to yOU, KAKAroTT?"

"Just answer, Chibi 'Geta." Bulma snapped.

"Humph. YES, I HAve. So whAT?"

"WELL THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE FOAMING!!" Bulma's head grew eight times as big as she yelled at him.

Vegeta blinked and looked at the tube. "You mean this tubey thingie of food is making me foam?"

"You-you actually thought TOOTHPASTE was FOOD?!" Bulma's eye twitched as she stared unbelievingly at the foaming teenager.

Vegeta grunted and put more toothpaste in his mouth. "Thaf's whab it's cawwed? Hmm.. thisf, toofpaste tafes binty.." The foam came out of his mouth uncontrollably, and all the two bystanders could do was watch in horror and shock.





TBC...




Bunni:*w ide eyes* O.O Well there's something you don't see everyday.
Chibi-Bra:*comes with lipstick all over her face and in an oversized dress and big heels* Yeah! Why do you always pick on Daddy?
Trunks:*sniggers at Bra*
Bunni:..'Cause.. well.. I just do! ^_^ Anyway no more updating.. I need a break. O.o;; and more chibi-Veggie pics! *coughcoughsendmesomecough*
Chibi-Bra:*gets out mega-wrench* Oh no you don't! You're gonna write or else!
Bunni:O.o;;;..umm..*thinks hard* *points at Trunks* Look! He's laughing at you! Get 'im, Bra! ^__^
Chibi-Bra: WHAT??!! *growls demonically and turns on her heel to face Trunks*..
Trunks: ..eep.. *flies away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Android T:*watches happily* ^___^ My dream has come true! *gets out streamers and fireworks* Happy Die Trunks Day! Wahoo!
Bunni: *stares at Bra chasing the screaming Trunks* I feel bad for that..*looks at party cake* Wahoo! Hand me the Kill Trunks Knife! ^_^ I just love chocolate.
Trunks: YOU MONSTERS! *continues screaming* SOMEONE HELP ME!
Chibi-Bra: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE BROTHER! *swings mega wrench at everyone in her way*

*a shadow watches from the couch*

Krillain:*hugs burrito* This is why I escape to Mexico..O.o;; *skips off*

Shout out:

Rez: ^_^ Ah yes, the Cat's Eye... *shakes head* I went there once.. I got so many smarty-arty insults, that I never went there again. O.o;; I couldn't understand half of the insults anyway. Lima and Beans mentioned a cool duo by the name of Katrina and Talla, though I was so lost in the amazingly LONG WORDS they were using to describe coffee. O.o;; so many words..

About The Plan: Well.. Goku has a lot up his sleeve, so don't get too assumative now. ^_^

TigerQueen: Ok, ok I updated.. O.o;; satisfied?

veggie-chan: You're physic aren't you? That's PROBABLY going to happen.. O.o;; *pokes her* physic person! ^___^ Don't tell anyone else though. It'll ruin the next chapter.

Tigerz_Angel: ^_____^ Aww... That's *sniffle* the laughingliest review I've received ever! ^_~

Squirrel:*watches as Goku stands gaurd, with Squirrel lounging lazily* Well that's one way to beat 'em.

Hyperbole: There are some V/G yaoi people reading this story..and they love it even though it's B/V..O.O;; I find that interesting, ^_^ But I'm glad there's such diversity. If it was only B/V people reading, I'd puke. LOL, I promise never ever to write such an ucky (the Frieza massaging Goku scene) scene ever again! ^_~ It grossed me out seriously. I'd have to say yes, poor poor Piccolo, because in my other story he's like going insane and stuff because Goku keeps singing. O.o;; Thanks for all those reviews! ^____^ They made me want to write! Wahoo!

Mushi-azn:..more..send...more! *grabs and shakes Mushi-azn violently* I MUST SEE MORE CHIBI VEGETA PICS! MOOOOOOOOORE!!

Mushi-azn:*slightly scared* Uhhh.. uhh.. uhh. O.O

Bunni:*shakes her more violently* MOOOORE! *bonks Mushi-azn* ^_~ You have such awesome payment plans.. are there anymore I should find out about?

Android18: O.O how ironic.. I know a skeleton named Bob named Bob the Skeleton who insults me every chance he gets.. O.o;; he was my ex-muse, and still a little bitter about me firing him. Anyways, yes school is an overdone excuse, but what am I supposed to say? That I got an illness that makes me write awful chapters and have to stay away from the keyboard for two weeks until I get better? Hmm.. not a bad excuse! ^_^ Not bad at all.



Next Time: Bedtime! ^__^ Will the weirdness stop, will there finally be romance, will The Plan actually work? What will happen? I can't take the pressure! *jumps out of a window* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Android T:*comes in* *clears throat* Ahem, due to technical deficulties beyond our control, we ask you to review to revive our dear author Bunni, for she is in the hospital because she ate rotton fish and carrots. *shakes head sadly* And that made her clinically insane..*walks off the stage*

Review please! ^_^ Otherwise our Bunni shall stay in the Funny Farm. O.o;; *nibbles on her pills* MMMM.. lemony.. ^_^;;