Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ Goku, you did it again.. or.. Can I have mustard with that? ( Chapter 15 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I own not this fine anime, dutifully called DBZ. I wish I own art thou divine self!

Android T: What's with the Shakesphere?

Bunni: O.o;; The Fruit-loops are taking a break *jerks thumb to a table full of fruit-loops drinking coffee* and I just felt artistic right now.

Android T: ...riiiiight..

Bunni: O.O;;

Android T: Whatever happened to that Dan dude? You know, the guy that delivered those little nutcases?

Bunni: I'm sure he's on his way home, safe and sound..

*On a plane in the air, over the middle of Somewhere, Someplace*

Dan: NOBODY MOVE! *holds box* I've got a fruit-loop in this box, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Stewardress:*holds up hands* Sir, I've told you before, we ran out of Snappy Snappy Shrimp! I'm sorry! *starts crying*

Dan: THEN JUMP OFF A PLANE AND GET ME SOME! *shakes box at a nearby passenger*

Stewardress: *cries more and opens the door, and jumps out* ALLLRIIGGGHHTT!!

Dan: O.o;; NOW she listens to me..*sits by a passenger he frightened* *yells to the rest of the Airplane staff* WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT? I DEMAND SNAPPY SNAPPY SHRIMP NOW!

Staff:*start sobbing hysterically and run around looking for anything closely resembling Snappy Snappy Shrimp*

Dan:*turns to passenger, who's almost fainted out of his wits with fright* So, *friendly grin* isn't good help hard to find these days?

Passenger:*passes out from fear*..X.X

Dan: O.O;; *sweatdrops and pokes passenger with finger* helllllloooo? Anyone home?...

*At The S.U.W.L. in Someplace, Somewhere, USA*

Android T:..hey..isn't there a fruit loop missing?

Bunni: *looks around*...say..your right. O.O;; oh well, it'll turn up sooner or later!

Shout outs:

darkstranger380: Um... okay..

Lady Katz: O.O It's not you. It is getting weirder by the chapter, lol.

Afrodite: Sorry to disappoint you, but no, they do not get their freak on....yet.. ^.^;;

Rez: LOL, well you'll be happy to hear I definitely DID get them out of puberty..just...er...well.. you'll have to read to find out!

sakura-chan: NOOOOOO! Not my Veggie pic! *sobs* I'll do anything, ANYTHING, just leave it alone!

DarkFire101: Teach you, eh? ^_~ I'd be glad to!...um..but you'll have to wait for my book "How To Be Insane: The Bunni Girl Story" to come out first. ^^;;

Squirrel: *watches as Bra gives Squirrel an evil smile* Umm.. I dunno about you, but I'm scared..*whimpers*

Empress Sarah: Yay! You stopped T! Which means I'm safe! *sticks tongue at the chained Bra* Mwahahaha! Idiot child! Think you can outsmart both The Bunni AND the reviewers??

Chibi-Bra: *glowers* I'll get you yet Bunni! Just you wait! When you have your back turned, when no one is around, when your precious reviewers stop helping you, THAT IS WHEN I'LL STRIKE!

Trunks: *whispers* Geez, she's gone over the edge..

Bunni: No kidding..

kakrotta: Um, sure. I just need to know where your webpage thingie is. ^___^;;


Oh and I forgot to put a translator in the last chapter just in case there were some people wondering what the word means.

komanai: In Saiyago it means, "sexy creature" ^____^ Just like Vegeta to say something like that while being in a pillow fight with Bulma!

Mushi-azn will probably kill me for having this chapter out so late....*shifty eyes* I hope Bra finds me before she does...*shudders*



Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Fourteen
Goku...you did it again.. or.. Can I have mustard with that?













Shuffling of nervous feet was heard.


"Goku..what do you have to say for yourself?" A quiet voice reprimended him.


More nervous shuffling of feet was heard.


"Um.." A young childlike voice answered. "..nothing.."


"..Goku.." The voice had steel in it's base. "..why?"


"..Chichi! It wasn't supposed to be this way! I-I.. I never meant it to-"


"That's right. You didn't mean it to be but it happened anyway!" The voice was on the edge of shrieking.


Goku looked down. It wasn't supposed to be this way.


It wasn't supposed to even come out this way.


Goku looked from the floor to the sleeping ten-year olds before him. He had been wrong; it had REVERTED their ages! With trembling fingers, he looked at his huge hands.. correction.


SMALL hands.


Small TEN YEAR OLD hands.


"Don't worry he said!" Chichi growled. "Everything will be alright, he said! Well Goku, IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT NOW?"


"Um.." Chibi Goku looked down, unable to bring his eyes to meet hers.


"WELL? I'm waiting!" Chichi literally had steam coming out of her ears. Goku knew Bulma and Vegeta couldn't hear her, due to the amount of pills Chichi sneaked into their hot drinks, so any chance of help was narrow.


"..It wasn't supposed to go like this.. The plan is ruined!"


Chichi sighed heavily. "You should of known the risks, Goku. But like always, you took the risky side!.." She looked away and massaged her temples. "Kami, why did you give me such a husband?"


Goku rubbed his head sheepishly. "Aww.. come on Chi, it's going to work out! Think of it this way.. there won't be any teenage hankie pankie.."


"Well that's ONE plus out of the situation.."


Vegeta stirred mumbling something uncoherent. Chichi and Goku froze, but warmed as soon as Vegeta stopped stirring and instead of waking up, snuggled to Bulma.


"Who would have thought Vegeta was a snuggler?"


Chichi struggled to keep in her laughter at Goku's incredulous comment. "Come on Go-chan. We gotta think."


"On what? How to reverse the ages?"


"No. On how to calm them both down when they find out that their ten again.. We'll be lucky if Vegeta won't blow up the house by accident.."


"Good idea." Without another word, the two went downstairs, illuminated in the early morning's light. "Chichi?.."


"Yes, Go-chan?"


"Can we have breakfast first?"


A laugh was his response. "Sure." Chichi couldn't help but marvel her husband's appetite at such a serious time. "Your stomach sure gets hungry at the strangest times.."


"Just what I was thinking." Goku laughed and took her hand in his small one.


(AN: *sniff* I never liked Chichi that much, but like this I think I can actually grow to like her! That's for all the G/CC lovers out there! ^_~)







Vegeta stirred as he heard voices. Straining his hearing, he heard no noise then shifted back into sleep. Probably just his imagination. He snuggled into the warm softness. What a nice pillow..so warm..so soft... soo.. mmmm.. it smelled nice too.

Wait..smelled nice? He sniffed more. It smelled.. good, that's for sure. But there was something humanly and feminine about it.

HUMANLY? FEMININE?

Blinking one eye open, he saw creamy soft skin, and stared. He allowed his eyesight to go upwards and saw a sleeping ten-year old Bulma, clenching some of his hair. He opened his mouth.

His scream made Chichi and Goku cringe and Gohan to wake up in the next room, but magically not wake Bulma. "WHAT THE FUCK???!!!"










Goku and Chichi winced. Oh boy..they were in for it..


"Aww... just when I was going to put mustard on the eggs.." Goku muttered disappointed. Chichi patted her ten year old husband's shoulder and the two went upstairs.


"You know, we should install an elevator to save the trouble of going up and down the stairs.." Chichi said thoughtfully as the were on the twentieth step.


"Hmm.. good idea Chi.."


"Hey, wasn't their bed downstairs?"


"....oh yeah.." And the two sleepy-eyed couple went down the stairs.







Gohan mumbled in his sleep but Vegeta's scream awoke him. What the..? He trudged out of bed, not wanting to miss any excitement, and the chance to see Bulma again. He blinked as he reached the guestroom and screamed.


"VEGETA'S TEN!!!" Gohan pointed at the growling ten year old Saiyajin no Ouji, who was currently powering up to vicious levels.

"AAAHHH!! DADDY, HE'S GONNA HURT ME!!!" He ran away as Vegeta flew after him.


"COME BACK HERE BRAT!! I KNOW YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!"


And all through this, Bulma slept silently, dreaming only a dream that would make a bunny (coughwho?cough *evil grin*) laugh maliciously.




TBC..?



AN: Yes, not much of a chapter, but believe me, ^_~ The next chapter is fabo! Along with another dream (Bulma's), psychadelic action, and explanations. I know most of you hate me because I dragged on with this, but trust me, the ending to this fanfic is one you should NOT miss! Hehe *giggles evilly* Dare I say it..? Grammy nominee worthy! ^_______^ I'm so bad..



Chibi-Bra:*restrained in chains* *sour face* Grr... blast you and your reviewer friends!
Bunni:*ignores her as she reclines in chair* yeah, yeah, yeah.. save it for Goku the Supreme Judge.
Chibi-Bra: O.o;; you know, after this disappointing chapter they'll be more than happy to let me out so I can whip you into shape again!
Bunni:*shudders* Whatever! The Reviewers love me! ^___^ This chapter won't change their minds..
Chibi-Bra:..or will it? You have to ask yourself that.
Bunni: I knew I shouldn't have let you read "Possession" by Android18..*growls* Now your playing mind games with me!
Trunks: She is Daddy's Little Girl, after all. Remember that. *holds injuries* Blast that android of yours..
Bunni: ^__^ He has a mind of his own, that T.
Android T:*sharpening ax while glaring at Trunks* grr.. talking to my woman.. stupid Trunks..
Trunks: O.o;; *squirms three more inches away from Android T* ok...
Bunni: ^___^ Ah, family love is so precious ain't it? *looks at the bandaged Trunks, the homicidal Android T, and the growling Bra, chained to the wall* ^___^ Yes, so very precious.
All except Bunni: O.o;;
Chibi-Bra: What the hell is she sniffing?



Please review, as it makes the next chapter (Bulma's dream!) appear more funny. ^__~ If you thought Kami's dream was somethin', just wait til' you see Bulma's!