Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow ❯ Die, Ginyu Force, Die! or... *THUD* Damn, Not Again. Part Three ( Chapter 18 )

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Kids Today, Adults Tomorrow
Chapter Seventeen
Die, Ginyu Force, Die! or... *THUD* Damn, Not Again. Part Three













Dr. Briefs sighed stirring his coffee, shaking his head. That was a weeeeeird dream he had, he had admitted. The hilarious thing was that his wife had the same dream! Talk about psychic..


The cat meowed, as if reading his thoughts. Dr. Briefs smiled. "Scratch, I guess everything's working out. Though I wonder where Vegeta and Bulma are."


"Dear, those two are just off gallivanting around! Oh, I hope they get married." Mrs. Briefs sighed hopefully as she got out a tray of tea to set down on the patio table. The sun was bright and there were blue skies and beautiful streams from the fountain gave a gulp-gulp-gulp sound.


Dr. Briefs laughed at that. "Bunny, the day those two get married is the day I will sing that song you like!..That Macarena one, you know?"


Mrs. Briefs giggled like a young school girl. "That certainly would be wonderful!"


The two enjoyed the other's company, before the day left and came back. Nightfall came and the early dawn woke up. Actually it was a very loud waking up call.

Dr. Briefs yawned in his pajamas as he rubbed sleep from his eyes. There was a loud knocking outside his bedroom door. He looked down at his wife still sleeping under the covers and looked to the other side where Scratch was sleeping on his pillow. If it wasn't those two, then it must be ... A louder knock then before interrupted his thoughts.


What the..? He blankly stared at the door and just as he got out of bed and made a couple of steps towards it, it fell down to reveal..


A ten year old Vegeta!! Wearing the same pajamas as he was! (AN: O_o)


He stared, eyes bulging, mouth agape.


"OLD MAN! COME DOWN AND SAVE MY..er.." Vegeta stopped himself, thinking, 'Wait.. what does that annoying girl mean to me?' Gohan came up from behind him and tugged on the unusually pale scientist.


"Sir, sir, Bulma's sick!!" But Dr. Briefs didn't give an answer. He stared at Vegeta as realization dawned on him then shock, then horror. His eyes rolled up to the back of his head and...


*THUD*


"DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!" Vegeta cursed, kicking the wall therefore making a gigantic hole in the plaster. Vegeta didn't seem to mind. Gohan nervously poked Dr. Briefs, who laid on the floor.


"..Sir?" He picked up the old man's arm and watched as it fell limply to the floor. "Uh..oh.."


"What do you mean, 'uh-oh?' NO!" Vegeta yelled flailing his arms as he stood before Gohan, "THERE IS NO UH-OH! DO NOT SAY UH-OH! UH-OH BRINGS BAD THINGS! UH-OH IS BAD YOU HEAR ME, BOY? BAD!" By this point he had started shaking Gohan. Gohan's head came forward and backward violently as his words vibrated with each shake.


"Uh.." Shake. "Sorry" Shake. "Vegeta" Shake shake shake. "No more" Shake "uh-oh!" Then Vegeta stopped, nodding, obviously pleased.


"Good." He looked down at Dr. Briefs and picked the old man and slid him over his small shoulder. He tottered and teetered from the unbalancing and slowly made his way downstairs. Gohan slowly followed, never noticing Scratch following him.

*-*-*

"Oh boy.." Goku looked at Dr. Briefs then to Bulma, then to Vegeta, then to himself, then back to Dr. Briefs. "Uh-oh."


Vegeta's eyebrow twitched in synch with his eye. "DO NOT SAY THAT ACCURSED WORD IN MY PRESENCE, KAKAROTT! EVER!" Goku merely nodded, gulping. Vegeta was scary like Bulma sometimes.


"Vegeta, take a chill pill!" Chichi blinked, surprised at herself for using "hip" language. She shook her head, "Just wake up Bulma's dad so we can get Bulma to wake up!"


"Well, this wouldn't have happened if you just didn't drug us!"


"YOU NEEDED IT!"


"DID NOT!"


"DID TOO!"


"DID NOT!"


"TOO!"


"NOT!"


"STOP!" Goku uncharacteristically roared. Silence came. Goku was beginning to think the problem in the arguments was Vegeta, not anyone else. "We have to keep our heads, guys. Think, and no arguing."


"Great idea, Dad!" Gohan grinned, already poking Dr. Briefs to wake him up. Soon, Goku joined in on the poking. Chichi sighed heavily at the picture as they "bonded." Vegeta just rolled his eyes. What stupid idiots..

-Inside Bulma's Head-

"I am soooooo not doing this." Vegeta grumbled from the other side of the curtain. Goku and Krillain grunted in agreement, while Yamcha grinned.


"Hey, I have a nice body." He checked himself out in the dirty mirror and growled. "Me-ow," he playfully clawed his reflection, "Yamcha, rrroww-tastic!" He howled, then got kicked. He looked behind him, rubbing his bum. "Okay who's the wise guy that kicked me?" No answer came as the guys continued to dress.


"Why did we ever agree to this?" Krillain asked, pulling on pantyhose.


"Because Bulma said so." Was the monotone reply from a dazed out Piccolo.


"Oh...right.." Krillain nodded. "Bulma said to." They all nodded in unison and were extremely boring.


(AN:......)


Bulma watched nervously as the Ginyu Force had finally come down. They looked around, sniffing curiously. One with red-skin with white hair grinned at Bulma. "Hello, hello Sheila." He gave a cat growl and a wink.


She rolled her eyes and gave a wink back to look like she actually was interested in him. He gave a bit of a flexing of his muscles and growled at her again. He was in the process of puckering up his lips as he was slapped across the head. "Ow, watch what you're doing you-I mean, Hello Cap'n Ginyu!!" He gave a big grin and didn't seem to mind the humongous bump rising out of his hair. The purple-skinned man with black hair in two opposite horns. A short midget with green skinned and plastic eyes on his forehead and another purple-skinned man sniggered. A guy with


There entered a sight that made Bulma widen her eyes and Chichi faint beside her. Everyone stared at the cross-dressing men. The men were dressed in striped pantyhose, short skirts, and tight t-shirts, colors ranging from hot pink to lime green to mellow gold with jangling gold pendants with the symbol of Mars over their chests. They wore powdery make-up, smear lipstick, high-heeled shoes with slightly torn pantyhose on them and small purses to accent each outfit.


Ginyu arched his eyebrow (or what eyebrow he had *shrugs*) as Bulma stepped up.


"Here's the deal, daddy-o. If you can beat my man-er, woman," she jerked her head in Vegeta's direction, "and her crew at dancing, then you can take us, no struggle." There was some outraged gasps, but Bulma held up her palm and then lowered it down to Ginyu's hand. "Deal?"


Ginyu smirked. It was too easy. "Deal." They shook hands. Then they looked to the cross-dressing men (even though the Ginyu Force thought they were all women). Music came on as the spotlight came on them.

Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...

They all smirked, flexed their muscles and did some fancy footwork, and then all at the same time did a pose with their hands on their hips. They all look at the Ginyu force expectantly who looked at each other.

Shake it, shake it
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah
Show 'em how to do it now

The Ginyu Force growled at Vegeta, Goku, Krillain, Yamcha, and Piccolo. Ginyu looked to Guldo, who nodded, who gave a look to Jeiyce who gave a look to Recoom, who gave a look to Reikam who nodded. The Ginyu Force straightened and marched one step all at once, and turned on their heels and did the same pose as the Z Squad. Ginyu was smirking triumphantly. Vegeta scowled.


He sent a look to everyone crossdressing. They smirked and turned on their high-heeled shoes.

Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...

*WHAM* The music was put on full-blare as Goku and Krillain got down and started breakdancing. Vegeta and Piccolo started butt-bumping each other. Yamcha just did the twist. Then the music screeched to a stop and they smirked at Ginyu Force.


Ginyu scowled as everyone looked at the Ginyu Force. Ginyu took off his cop jacket and rolled up his sleeves and the rest of the Force followed his example. He quickly snapped for the music to start.

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah
Show 'em how to do it now
Show 'em how to do it now
Let's show the world we can dance

Ginyu started doing the snake, vibrating his body as the other four started making a circle and skipped around him. Bulma sweatdropped but no one gave a comment on this type of dancing. As the music stopped so did they. The gazes of the audience turned to the flaming Z Squad.


Vegeta's eye twitched. How dare they upcome HIM! He took off his high-heeled shoes and threw them over his shoulder, narrowly missing Goku. Goku glared at the Ginyu Force and took off his high-heeled shoes as well. Noticing the trend, Piccolo and Krillain decided to join as well. Yamcha ... well, Yamcha kept the highly feminine shoes on.

Here is the go, back with the pace
My jam is live and I'm best when I don't waste time
Off the mike with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance

Vegeta did a sort of cha-cha, remarkably, and motioned for Goku and comp. to attach on him. A LINE DANCE?, Bulma thought astonished as they group cha-cha'ed and snapped their fingers after they twirled around three times.


Ginyu looked ready to burst. Well, the vein on his forehead did. Guldo practically had steam coming out of his ears, the big purple guy had a twitch in his eye, and Recoom clenched his fists. Jeiyce was too busy sending smoochies to Bulma.


"Mwah.. mwah.." He blew kisses to the creeped-out Bulma, not noticing Vegeta's vicious growl at that. He got slapped over the head again by Ginyu. He gave a sheepish grin. "Sorry!" Ginyu gave a growl to show he was irritated and snapped his fingers.

Bad enough to strut my stuff
The music gives us a chance
We do more out on the floor
Grooving loose, or heart to heart
We put in motion every single part
Funky sounds, wall to wall
We're pumping booties, having us a ball y'all

They marched around, doing various poses then started doing the "Y-M-C-A" and rocking their heads violently to the music. And just as the music ended, they grabbed each other and made a small pyramid.


The Z Squad narrowed their eyes. So they wanted it rough did they? Vegeta signaled for the music to come on and unexpectantly grabbed Bulma and twirled her. The guys, not knowing what or who to take, twirled each other around. Bulma couldn't help but feel slightly weirded out because all these "men" wore skirts and tight t-shirts almost as if they were... Bulma shook her head as she danced. Nah. Couldn't be.

Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make HER TWIRL
It's your world and I'm just a SQUIRREL
Trying to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,
everybody over here everybody over there
the crowd is live and I feel this groove
Party people in the house

Bulma panted heavily as the music stopped. She looked up to see a growling Vegeta with a seductive twinkle in his eye. Just as their lips were about to meet..


"Yo, Vegeta, Some time THIS MILLENIUM?" Vegeta growled at the guffawing Ginyu and the Force behind him. Bulma looked mildly disappointed and was about to detach herself from his arms, when Vegeta held her in his iron grip.


"Don't, we'll be able to use you later." He smirked, obviously lying just to hold her close to him. Bulma felt her heart speed. Wait.. heart speed? ...what exactly was she sniffing before she came to?!


The music then started for the Ginyus. They all nodded and bopped their head to the rhythm.

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah
Show 'em how to do it now
Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah
Show 'em how to do it now
We've got the rhythm tonight
All the rest know we're the best

And to show "proof" of the last line of the song, they did a superior pose and joined hands, shaking their shoulders, making loose gold chains they had on make a tingle-tingle noise.



Vegeta whispered into her ear suddenly, "Bulma, this is the last time we're dancing. Time to set your plan into place." Bulma nodded, smirking. Vegeta smirked as well. He was so proud of his little evil chick. He snapped for the music and all went dark and the spotlight went on the Z Squad.

Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

They all kicked into the air and did a sort of shuffle, then dropped to the floor, all breakdancing again.


"Damn, they're good." Ginyu grumbled as he watched. The others numbly nodded and watched, and Jeiyce transferred his attention to Bulma, no longer interested in her, but rather that chick with the scar across her cheek and eye. She looked cute. (AN: *gag*)



Then something unexpected was when the Z Squad jumped off the floor and started strutting towards them. All mouths connected with the floor as each member of the Z squad circled each individual of the Ginyu Force. Vegeta smirked at Ginyu who was both sweating and blushing at the same time. (AN:eeeeewwww...)



Jeiyce grinned when Yamcha circled him. "Hey, baby, can I have your number?"


Yamcha blushed, and coyly said in a high voice, "Maybe.." and as he danced slipped a card with his number down Jeiyce's shirt. Jeiyce howled in a wolf fashion and winked. Yamcha just tittered girlishly, covering his mouth with his hand as he danced around Jeiyce. No one noticed that. At all.


Then, something was unexpected as a bunch of flowers dropped on the Ginyu Force.


"AAAH!" They all screamed, smoke coming off them as they melted. Slowly they all turned into a puddle, and music started, as everyone started cheering and dancing around.

Sweet Dreams are made of these,
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's lookin' for somethin'

"Wow, Bulma, how did you know that they would die when they touched flowers?"


"Elementary, my dear Krillain." Bulma got out a pipe and put it in her mouth, blowing bubbles out of it. "This is a dream, and I can make them die any way I want to. I just thought flowers was a nice touch."


Everyone cheered, despite what she said.


Yamcha was the only one crying as he was still dressed like a woman and weeped over a bunch of flowers, "My poor Jeiyce!!" He cried in his hands. "The only one that loved me!"


Everyone ignored him as usual.


"Man, that was some great dancing Vegeta!"


"Thanks Kakarott!" But this time, Goku roared.


"IT'S GOKU, DAMMIT! GOKU! RRRAAAAH!!!" He launched himself at Vegeta and the two got into a fistfight on the floor. Bulma sweatdropped, wondering how she could stop this then held her head. Somehow, she didn't feel so hot..

-Outside Bulma's Head-

"So, what you're saying is that Bulma invented an invention that reversed your ages, that you changed ages over two times already, that there have been many mishaps, and now Goku is a ten-year old along with you and Bulma, that Bulma is unconscious due to Chichi overdosing the hot cocoa with sleeping pills, that Gohan has a crush on my daughter, and that I'm SUPPOSED TO STAY CALM??" Dr. Briefs's eye started to twitch.


Vegeta nodded. "Exactly, old man. Now you're getting it!"


"...oh. That's what I thought. Now if you excuse me, I have to go to the lab next door to scream my bloody guts out."


"But what about Bulma??" Gohan asked worriedly. Vegeta fed him a glare. 'Remember Vegeta... when he falls asleep, it's his misfortunate and your luck!' He started grinning evilly. Gohan, deciding he was unsafe at the moment, hid behind his mother.


"Oh, yes, Bulma." Dr. Briefs hurriedly went to a large item covered with a white cloth. "It's a proto-type, and I'm not sure if it will work or not but I have been working on it for a long time now and I think that it might be ready. Did you know that it was originally only planned for Veg-"


"OH JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Chichi yelled. Dr. Briefs gulped, feeling scared, and unveiled his greatest invention. Vegeta, Gohan, and Goku gasped while Chichi blinked.


"Behold.. THE REJUVENATION TANK! My greatest invention ever next to the Capsule Corp Toaster!"


"I don't get it." Chichi said finally after she stared at it for a couple of seconds. "Bulma's supposed to get better by laying inside an indoor vertical jacuzzi?"


Everyone slapped their heads as Dr. Briefs blinked and looked at the Rejuvenation Tank sideways. "You know, it does look sort of like a vertical indoor jacuzzi..." He mused.


"I am living with idiots.." Vegeta muttered under his breath, having no clue what a jacuzzi was.



TBC...???

...*We see Bra and Trunks look around in a jungle for Bunni*

Chibi-Bra: SHE'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE! *looks around in a bush*
Trunks: I am so going to..*growl* *tears apart a tree* WELL, MOM BETTER NOT DIE!
Bunni: *behind the torn-apart tree*..eep.
Chibi-Bra and Trunks:...
Bunni: *waves 'hi' meekly* Hello guys! How's it going? *nervous giggle* Nice weather isn't it? Yeah, the tropical rain forest is my *breathes in deeply* kind of place! *beats chest, grinning*
Chibi-Bra and Trunks: *turn to each other and grin evilly*..*turn to Bunni with the same grin*
Bunni: O.O;; ...guys?..*nervous laugh* I was only joking about Bulma dying! NOO! AAAAAH! SOMEONE SAVE ME!
*then someone from the tree does a George of the Jungle imitation and swings from a vine* AIIYIYAIAIAIAIA!! *picks Bunni up and swings her to a high branch*
Bunni:...who THE HELL ARE YOU??!
Yue Lover: I am a representitive of the reviewers of this story. I have come to save you from THEM! *shakily points at the scowling Bra and Trunks*
Bunni: Well, I sort of was expecting T to save me.
Yue Lover: *still shakily pointing at them* oh the guy that looks like Trunks? *turns her head to Bunni but still shakily points at Bra and Trunks* He said something about Rainbow Frogs and love.
Bunni:...Well, that figures.

*Somewhere in Nevada*
Android T: *shakes guy* JUST TELL ME WHERE THOSE FROGS ARE AND NO ONE GETS HURT! *growl* We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice.
Guy: *speaks French* Aide! Cette aberration de violet haired me terrorise! Police! Quelqu'un! Aide!
Android T; *still shaking him* So, you won't go the easy way, eh? *stops shaking him* Fine! THE HARD WAY THEN! *shakes him more*
Guy: Mes cerveaux! Ils ont envie de la gelée!!

*In the Rainforest*
Bunni: I wonder why Bra and Trunks don't just fly up and beat me up. O.O;;
Chibi-Bra: *yells* THANKS FOR THE IDEA! *flies up*
Yue Lover: *glares at Bunni*
Bunni:..what? I'm just trying to be helpful! ^^;;
Chibi-Bra: *holds out hands just as she is about to strangle Bunni* Now to kill you of-
*scene freezes and turns blue*


Will the madness ever stop? WHO IS THIS FRENCH GUY?? WHERE IS THE RAINBOW FROG? *cough* wait, no, I'm supposed to be talking about the story. Er, sorry! Will Bulma ever be the same again? What about Vegeta? Now that everyone is at the Briefs' what chaos will ensue?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ...ah, who cares!?! I don't get paid enough! * the Dragonball Z announcer waves hand and stomps off*

Translation:
Aide! Cette aberration de violet haired me terrorise! Police! Quelqu'un! Aide!: Help! This of purple haired man terrorizes me! Police! Someone! Help!
Mes cerveaux! Ils ont envie de la gelée!!: My brains! They feel like jelly!




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