Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Playing House (Yes the title sucks...shut up Dx) ❯ Chapter 2-STUFF KEEPS EXPLODING!!! ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Kat: WOO! CHAPTER TWO!

Danielle: ^^ So far no one reviewed...please change that....even if it's a flame JUST REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! O_O

Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 11.14.2007 | Pages: 5 | Words: 5.1K | Visits: 249 | Status: Work In Progress

Kat: WOO!! CHAPTER TWO!!!

Danielle: AND SO FAR…no one reviewed. *sweatdrop* Ah well. We'll update anyway, since this fic is like a relaxation remedy from all the others! And just to tell yous-

Kat: ^^ Two certain long hiatus fanfics of mine WILL BE UPDATED IN A FEW DAYS. I hope I have reviewers still!

Disclaimer: Kat and Danielle do not own any of the characters present in this story, except Eve, who belongs to Kat.

Chapter Two: STUFF KEEPS EXPLODING!!!

“What the hey?” Danielle yelled.

Yugi chuckled. “Hay is for—“

Danielle poked him, hard. “Don't say it, Yugi.”

The edges of Yugi's smile sagged. “Okay.”

Kat looked wide-eyed at the door. “NANI!” she screamed, as per usual.

Hiei unsheathed the sword we haven't seen before now, or bothered to mention, because we're just twisted like that.

“WHO GOES THERE?” He roared. Motioning with his head behind him, he told Kat, “Get behind me, onna.”

Kat's eyes became sparkly orbs of dewdrops and fairydust, which we all know are just the prettier forms of garbage. “OK!” She pranced over to him. “Tra la la la la…”

Yugi sweat dropped. “If it wasn't for him, she'd probably be dead…”

Nobody was at the door. However, from the door BEHIND everyone that led into the kitchen, a giant figure emerged. A fat, fat, giant figure.

It was Bobasa.

“AHHHHH! It's hideous! Kat screamed.

"IT'S SANTA!" Danielle screamed, and she ran over to give Bobasa a hug. "Ew, your skin is all doughy..." She took a few steps backwards, stumbling a bit and coughing. Yugi took a few steps forward and caught her when she almost fell over.

“It's Babosa... ” Eve said in monotone, which a slice of insanity.

“BOBASA!!!”

“Wha'ever.”

“Hey, you never do that to me!” Yugi pouted, jealous of the fact that Danielle had run to hug a Fat, Egyptian stranger.

“WELL YOU'RE NOT FAT!” Danielle retorted, shoving him away from her.

Yugi sweat dropped. "Isn't that a good thing?" he murmured.

“Eve what are you doing in the house?” Danielle asked. “It's supposed to be for Kat and me…”

“I'm Kat's OC,” she retorted. “I go where I please.”

Kat blurted, “Then why didn't you go in the shower with Ed-“Eve's hand clamped on top of Kat's mouth.

“But you're ruining the fic!” Danielle countered. “LOOK AT THE CHILDREN!” Danielle grabbed Rebecca out of a plot hole and shoved her in front of Aeris. Rebecca sniveled.

“I lost my teddy…” she sobbed. “And Yugi was on a date with Tea! WAH!”

Danielle was too stupid to realize what people were saying about her Yugikins at the moment, but it was registering subconsciously.

“Look,” Danielle sighed and ran her hand through her hair, “just get out, okay Eve? I'll set you up on a date with Malik or something……”

The girl's eyebrows shot up.

Two minutes later, in Egypt...

Malik lifted up a tofu burger with his left hand. Isis squealed in depreciation.

"Ewwww! Gross!"(1)

"Shut up..."

"Fine." Ishizu then looked thoughtful. "I wonder how Bobasa is doing..."

"Don't know, don't care, and I'm not wearing clean underwear."

"Ewwwwwww! Grosser!”

"WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT LIKE ODION, AND I DON'T GO AROUND WEARING GIRLS PANTIES AND GIRLS BRAS!" Malik vociferated ferociously, pounding on the table.

Isis blanched. "Oh, that's true.”

The phone rang.

Ten minutes later...

“Uh, hello, am I being ignored?” Bobasa waved his hand in front of Yugi's face. Yugi didn't blink.

"Who are you?" Hiei asked as he and Bobasa both sweat dropped.

“He's really fat…” Kat mumbled. She was still posted behind Hiei. Hiei snickered at her comment.

Bobasa gave them an appealingly pitiful look. “Aw, shut up. It's hard keeping your figure when you tomb really have any duties. That's why Shadi sent me away, you know. I'm a freeloader. Anyway, the mission that Master Shadi gave me is...” Bobasa reached behind his back to grab an item, but Danielle interjected again with, "It's SANTA!" and the whole 'hey, he's doughy!' thing happened all over again.

Bobasa sweat dropped. “…Whatever. Anyway, there's a secret treasure in your house.”

"What kind of secret treasure?" inquired Yugi.

"A fuzzy one, a pretty one!" Bobasa sang, twirling his umbrella around.(2) "Ahem... I mean... yeah, a cool treasure. And plus, I'm supposed to stay here and make sure you kids aren't doing anything inappropriate for your ages."

A chorus of "AWWWWW, MAN!"s rung throughout the room.

Kat whispered loudly“We gotta get him outta here!”

“He's not SO bad!” Danielle argued.

“……” `said' Hiei. “He is.”

“No, I'm not, I'm useful! And look at what I can do!” Bobasa upchucked a key.

“…That was pointless,” Kat sighed. Yugi shook his head sadly. “Yeah…”

Kat looked at Danielle, making frantic hand-movements as she explained, “Danielle, you won't be able to kiss Yugi—“ Danielle gasped, “—or any other guy for that matter with him around!”

Hiei rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “I could just take out my sword and…”

Bobasa rolled his eyes. “Kissing is not inappropriate,” he specified.

Kat looked at him hopefully. “What about making out?”

“I was a kid once too, ya know!” Bobasa countered.

Sarcasm oozed in Kat's voice as she said, "Yeah, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth!”

“Hey! I've made out with more people than you even know, so shut up!” Bobasa started sucking his thumb.

Yugi sweat dropped. “That is so totally TMI,” he said, and he decided that maybe it was time to watch Dr. Phil.

“- Aw, Kat, he's nice!” Danielle lilted. “He just wants to make sure we don't do stuff that would make this an X-rated fan fic that our parents might read one day and go,“ As Danielle demonstrated, she made her head pop off and vibrate, while her eyes bugged out, “HOLY CRAP!!!”. Then strangely, fitted back on.

“Poo.” Kat pouted.

Yugi groaned loudly, “Maaaaan…” Danielle slapped him into next week, where Danielle-from-next-week slapped him all the way back. He had two giant handprints on his head, one on each cheek.

“Hn,” Hiei agreed.

Bobasa sweat dropped. “Wow. Just how corrupt ARE you people?”

“Ooh, we're pretty corrupt,” Danielle bragged. “You should see us on our bad days.”

“But I will,” Bobasa proclaimed cheerfully, “because I'm living here!”

Kat choked on a fork. “WHAT?”

Hiei looked at her oddly. “Where did that fork come from?”

Yugi narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “And where was she keeping it…?”

“Long story,” Kat said.

“Ah,” chorused Hiei and Yugi.

Danielle giggled and Yugi goggled at her garrulous giggling.

“So!” Bobasa said, “I'll just make myself at home...”

The giant fatty-fat-kid (and no, we don't mean Chris Griffin) took out two UBERlarge suitcases and paces off down the hall with them, the earth trembling underneath his feet.

Danielle stared after him. “Well, that was weird.” The computer exploded. “NO! MY LOVE! MY ONE, TRUE LOVE!”

Yugi sweat dropped. “I thought I was your love.”

Danielle ignored him. “I TOLD YOU SMOKING WAS BAD FOR YOU!”

As if in retaliation, the remains of the computer smoked like red-hot embers. “Hey,” Kat said, “a jellybean!” She promptly picked one up and swallowed it. Hiei's eyes bulged. “Onna…”

“Well—“ Danielle suddenly remembered something important. And so did Kat.

“Hey!” Kat yelled. “That's muh room Bobasa!” She stomped off after him.

Hiei sighed wearily. “I'll go help the onna…” His eyes suddenly lit up. “GET OUTTA HER ROOM!” He chased after Hiei with alacrity. Yugi and Danielle both shrugged.

“- That's so nice,” Danielle said. Without warning she ran over to her short boyfriend and suddenly lifted him up by the collar, her eyes glowing red. “I have a bone to pick with you…” she warned.

“Gulp,” Yugi… gulped.

In Kat's room, her bed exploded. In place of Kat's bed appeared Bobasa's bed which, besides being large to accommodate his ultra-big self, was actually quite neat. :)

Bobasa threw Kat's stuff out the window. Hiei gawked; “O.O Uhhhh…onna?”

Bobasa's stuff appeared as if by magic. "I'm Mary Poppins!" he said. "Ho ho ho!"

“IT'S SANTA!” Hiei could hear Danielle scream from the living room. His eyes shifted and rolled.

Kat began sobbing. “WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!” She's got some lungs on her, eh? Well, in order to avoid becoming dear, Hiei decided to threaten the cause of all this ruckus. He drew his sword again and pointed it at Bobasa.

“Huh? What is that?” Bobasa asked. He took out tiny reading glasses and leaned forward, until he nose almost touched the tip of Hiei's sword.

Hiei was enraged! “You... baka... I'm going to! To! ...Hey, I'm hungry.” Okay, so maybe not really. Hiei shrugged, turned around and wandered off. A vase exploded.

”WHY DOES EVERYTHING KEEP EXPLODING!” Kat cried dramatically. "WHYYYYY?" Hiei continued to walk off. “GRRRRRR!”

Kat grabbed Hiei by the collar, pulled him up to her face, her eyes red and fangs bared. “Get.Him.Now.Shrimp-boy!”

“Ok—“ Shrimp started to rain from the sky… indoors. Hiei's eyes widened. “What in the name of Matt Lower…?”

(1) In Egypt, people use their right hand for eating, left hand for cleaning themselves. So eating food with your left hand would be considered gross.

(2) From that song that goes, “I want a purple kitty for my birthday mom/a fuzzy one, a pretty one.” Or something along those lines