Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Clubhouse Studios ❯ greetings and decisions ( Chapter 4 )

Well peeps, I'll put one of our ham-ham movie hams into this chap, you guys know about Lapis, rye? If you can see this pic of her, here it is.

If not, s'okay..... well, enjoy this next chap and review peeps.

Lunchtime hits the hams and they enjoy the meal with harmony and good company. As always, Kousi stuffs his face full of seeds and the small talk never ceases to amaze certain hams.

Jam: Lunchtime is always something out f the ordinary to me with you hams, you know that?

Taisho: Well at least things are great.

Hamtaro: Taisho, when are we going to do the drawing on the first shoot?

Taisho: Relax Hamtaro, we'll have it, The random drawing well be later.

Kururin: Hey, where's Jaja-san at?

Jam: Probably inside, I'll go get her.

Kousi: Why?

Jam: Well, I gotta hit the throne anyway, brb hams.

Kousi: Don't take too long.

Jam: Dun worry, I'm not gonna bang her behind your back... we got shoots for that....

Kousi: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Smartass.....

[Jam walks into the clubhouse throught the evacuation tunnels and heads for the "throne room" in a half scurry-half gig pace.]

Jam: Man, no more raisins.... no more raisins for me. (runs inside bathroom) Ahhhh yeah, that's the stuff.

Jaja: Man, that was a nice nap. How I love the feel of those cotton beds that Panda made. I gotta ask him to make one for me next time he visits the farm.

Kousi: Jaja-chan... Jaja-chan.... Jaja, where are you?!

Jaja: In the main room Kousi-chan.

Kousi: (runs up to Jaja) Jaja, we need to talk, now!

Jaja: But Kousi...

Kousi: Just come with me, Jaja. To my room we go.

Jaja: This better be important, sugar.

[Off to the room they go. Jam comes out of the bathroom wiping his paws with a towelette.]

Jam: Ah, I feel ten millograms lighter. I guess that's why you don't eat raisins.

All of a sudden, the clubhouse gets a visitor, a female white ham in a blue cloak with blonde hair, red earrings and turquoise eyes. The two hams lock eyes and it seems everything else doesn't exist.

???: Good afternoon.

Jam: Noonie.

???: Do you know where Taisho is?

Jam: Yes, the hams are having lunch.

???: I see. You must be a rare breed of ham, I've never seen a type like yours before.

Jam: I'm a Ra's Hamster.

???: Ra, like the sun god Ra?

Jam: Of course.

???: Such a handsome ham you are. I like handsome guys....

[??? continues on talking]

Jam: Hmmm.... such a polite ham, very cute and very sweet. Something's wrong with her, sunnies don't act this polite.... I wonder if-

???: Did you hear me?

Jam: I was lost in thought. Anyways, Jam I am, who be you?

???: Lost in thought, but still heard me. I'm Lapis, how are you?

Jam: Dynamic. You on the other hand.... you are not all okay...

Lapis: Jam-san, you are mistaken. Nothing is wrong with me, kind sir.

Jam: You cannot fool an overseer. (Approaches Lapis) So tell me Lapis, why do you wish to see Taisho?

Lapis: To rekindle greetings.

Jam: Your scent.... your scent is that of kama-salila.

Lapis: (shocked) Y...you know of such a scent?

Jam: Not only do I know of it, I know you're excreting it.... and you can't control it either.... Kama-salila has a potency lighter than a vapor, at least that how you're releasing it.

Lapis: How do you know all of this?

Jam: An overseer know much. Even a cutie like you won't be able to conceal much from me, my senses are far sharp.

Meanwhile, the hams still enjoy themselves.

Tora-kun: Does anyone else think Jam's been in the privy too long?

Taisho: Raisins will do that to you, Tora-kun. Poor guy probably has the shitz.

Hana: Yeah, but what about Kousi and Jaja?

Jaja: For the final time Kousi, I'm doing these shoots. I don't give a hoot on how much you object to this, I'm going to do this.

Kousi: Absolutely not.

Jaja: Do I look like a little kid to you, Kousi? I'm not a brat, I can make my own choices, y'know. And if you can't respect me making my own decisions, then maybe we shouldn't be how we are anymore.

Kousi: So I take it this is what you think of everything. Is this how you take my being caring for you? Why can't you see that I care?!

Jaja: Kousi.... I know you care for me shug, but I'm still going through with this. And you, as my boyham, have to respect me for that. But now.... I'm starting to think you can't do that.

Kousi: Jaja.....

Jaja: I want the point, let me hear the point, or I'm outta here.

Kousi: Jaja, I... I.... I want the first time.

Jaja: What first time?

Kousi: Our first time. You and me... together.

Jaja: You want some lovin now, huh? You think sex is gonna wash all this stuff we just scuffled about away?

Kousi: No, but it'll allow me to accept you being laid by our friends if I do you first. I can let go that way, knowing I had the first one.

Jaja: I'm not convinced.

Kousi: You're right, Jaja. 'cause we both know I'm been acting like a jerk.... even though I'm just trying to seem caring. I'm sorry if I treated you like an adolescent.

Jaja: Just when I get him figured, he does this.... I guess this is why I love this lughead of a ham. Come here, Kousi-chan..... (Kousi walks up to Jaja) Look, after this, I don't want anymore objection from you, y'hear me?

Kousi: After this, I can finally let go.

[Jaja and Kousi kiss, then fall sideways onto the bed.]

Lapis: No more, Jam, please... no more....

Jam: You're a sensitive cutie, you know that... I guess your frame reacts quickly to when its vital points get gentle pressure.

Lapis: Jam, no more. Don't tease me anymore, I can't take it any longer.

Jam: Estrus is a lovely thing.... but such a sweet and pretty sunny, it wouldn't be right to just sexually manipulate her, even if she does want it. Besides, we have shoots for this. I almost forgot, I gotta take you to the rest of the hams.

Taisho: Sorry, but you're a bit too late on that one, Jam. But I must say, you two put on one helluva show for the rest of us.

Lapis: Don't make me beg....

Taisho: Now Lapis, I trust that Jam has filled you in on what's going on...

Lapis: Sex shoots, I know.

Taisho: well the hams and I agree, you two will be in the first shoot.