InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Psychiatrist ❯ Miroku's Story ( Chapter 3 )

Shashomiru: Carrots and potatoes.

Hack: We just ate.

Shashomiru: ^^ More story!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shashomiru: ^-^ Next customer, please enter.

(Miroku enters.)

Shashomiru: Hello, Miroku. *stands up and bows*

Miroku: *also bows*

Shashomiru: Please, take a seat in our "Happy Couch of Fun".

Miroku: *sits* ^_^ I am very pleased to be here today.

Shashomiru: ^-^ As am I. *thinks* >.> Hopefully this one will go smoothly…^-^ Now, please, tell me your reasons for being here.

Miroku: Well, my reason for being here is because of my obsession with girls.

Shashomiru: *shifts slightly* Do tell the story.

Miroku: You see, ever since I realized about this thing placed within my palm… I've needed a girl to bear my child. ^_^ Girls are very irresistible to me.

Shashomiru: ^^; I see… *writes things down*

Miroku: I can't help but need a little grab from one. What do you think it is?

Shashomiru: Hmm… *writes again* I think that you are very much in your mind about this ideal. In your mind about your ability to do something about it all in plenty of time. So, in regards to your need for a girl to bear your child, you tend to get a little "touchy" at times.

Miroku: Ahh, yes it makes perfect sense. *stands up*

Shashomiru: Yes.

Miroku: *walks up to her*

Shashomiru: o___o; Um… Is there something you need from me?

Miroku: *takes her hands*

Shashomiru: o.o 

Miroku: My dear, understanding lady… Will you bear my child?

Shashomiru: o.o;; I, uum…

Miroku: *smirks* You're such a lovely young lady.

Shashomiru: *stands up* A-am I?

Miroku: Of course. And you're right. I do need somebody and fast. You seem ripe for the picking, eh? We can start with placing ourselves at the "Happy Couch of "FUN"". 

Shashomiru: *gasps* Ahem!

Hack: *walks in randomly* Hey, do we got any-- o_______________o ^-^;; Ohhhh So the tables have turned. 

Miroku: ^_^ 

Hack: You realize I have to act on this, now, right? *clenches his gloved fist*

Miroku: ^_^ *stands motionless*

Hack: A'ight, I think you get it. *jumps at him*

Miroku: ^_^ *shields with his staff*

Hack: *grabs his staff and twists it*

Shashomiru: O.o;;

Miroku: *twists back and flips Hack onto his back*

Hack: OI!! Uhhhgh….

Miroku: *pins him with his staff* ^_^ Don't you know? Never challenge a monk.

Hack: You're right….. Monkeys are too easy. *trips him*

Miroku: O___O GAH!!! *lands on top of Hack* Uhhhgh….

Hack: *grunt* >____< I win.

Shashomiru: *stands above them* ^-^ Much obliged, Hack.

Hack: *looks to her* I can see.... so much from here.

Shashomiru: O____O *prods at him with her boot*

Hack: HEY! *squirms around*

Miroku: o___o I wanna see.

Shashomiru: ^-^ Thank you and have a nice day.

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Shashomiru: ^-^ Yep! Please review!!