InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Psychiatrist ❯ Brotherly Love ( Chapter 4 )

Shashomiru: o.O

Hack: O_o;;

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Hack: *slumped in chair* Sooo…. Who's our patient today…

Shashomiru: ^-^ Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru.

Shashomiru: ^.^ Yep!!

Hack: -.-; Vunedebar...

(Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru enter and sit…. far apart from each other.)

Hack: So… Which one's mine?

Shashomiru: Sesshoumaru. ;.; I want… with much desire.

Hack: ^-^ Well, if it gave you feelings, I'm in!

Sesshoumaru: I am not owned by anyone.

Inu Yasha: Why is HE here!? *crosses his arms*

Shashomiru: We're going to have an appointment, so we can try to understand both of your feelings. And maybe even understand why you both don't get along together.

Inu Yasha: Eeeehhh…

Shashomiru: ^-^ Now shall we begin?

Inu Yasha: *glares at Sesshoumaru* Lady first. *smirks*

Sesshoumaru: I hope that you are not suggesting that I am of the female species.

Shashomiru: Wait wait wait…. Female… SPECIES??? *stands up*

Hack: O.o; *grabs her* Seat...

Shashomiru: Grrr… *sits down* -.-; Ahem. Now. Let's start from the beginning.

Hack: Sesshoumaru. You are the eldest, yes?

Sesshoumaru: Correct.

Hack: Great. That's all I needed to know. Have a nice day.

Shashomiru: -.-;; Now, tell me about your past, Sesshoumaru. *whispers* *__* Fluffy-Sama…!

Sesshoumaru: I was always the main root of attention.

Inu Yasha: *stands up* YOU SEE!?

Hack: SIT.

Inu Yasha: o.o;; *sits down*

Shashomiru: Hey. We're all technically human here, can you take it easy? What kind of counseling is that, anyway?

Hack: Well, it's called "Psychological." And, as you can see, it worked.

Shashomiru: -.-;;; Please, continue, Fluffy-- o.O; --maru…

Sesshoumaru: *looks at Inu Yasha, then back at Shashomiru* I took care of myself. 

Shashomiru: How did you feel about your parents?

Sesshoumaru: I was naïve. I trusted them as my parents.

Hack: How do you feel about them, now?

Sesshoumaru: I feel like I have always found my own way.

Inu Yasha: *growls* You never credited anyone.

Sesshoumaru: Which means, I'll never credit you, little brother.

Inu Yasha: ;_; I just feel so far apart.

Shashomiru: o.o;;

Hack: ….Ooooookay, that was gay. Must be why it rhymes.

Shashomiru: -.-;;; … Inu Yasha, please continue us.

Inu Yasha: But I'm feeling emotions.

Shashomiru: Feeling emotions doesn't necessarily make you emo, Inu Yasha. Even if your hair does change color. Tell us more.

Inu Yasha: …Fine. A long, long time ago… When I was younger. I was playing along minding my own business. When suddenly…

Shashomiru: Yes??

Inu Yasha: I…

Shashomiru: YES???

Inu Yasha: I…..

Hack: *eats popcorn* ……..o.o; Oh. -_-; Sorry.

Inu Yasha: ….. ;___; I... I... I got tangled in Sesshoumaru's Fluffy!!!!!! GAAAAAAAH

Hack: o.O;; What the f---

Shashomiru: o___o;; Um… <.<;; I…

Sesshoumaru: ;___; I'm sorry. I had no idea!!!!! *holds his little brother*

Inu Yasha: *hugs him* ;.; I'm so sorry!! I love you, Sesshoumaru!!

Sesshoumaru: ;___; I love you too, baby brother!!!

Celebrity Man: And the award for the most peaceful settlement of Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru goes to: Shashomiru!!

Shashomiru: .^-^. Thank you! Thank you! I--

Hack:  Wake up.

Shashomiru: Gah!!!  o.o;; Huh? What???

Inu Yasha: o.o; Hnn?

Hack: Heh heh.

Sesshoumaru: You seemed to have wandered into a day dream.

Shashomiru: Yeah, well it was weird, anyway. So let me understand. Sesshoumaru, you feel that the only important thing in your life is yourself. And Inu Yasha, you feel as though you were never truly part of life.

Sesshoumaru: Yes.

Inu Yasha: *crosses his arms* Yeah, yeah…

Shashomiru: *writes stuff down* Hmm, I see. Well, I am going to prescribe you the Happy with a little bit of time in the playground with Chibi versions of yourself so you can work this out with each other before it gets so weird. Oh, and I'm keeping your swords. They're kind of awesome..... and we're in America.

Inu Yasha: Great…

Sesshoumaru: I am not sure if I "play."

Hack: Yeah, well you do, now. *stands up and stretches* *walks to door and pauses* *turns around* Heh heh. ^-^ Those ones were always my favorite. 

Inu Yasha: *stands up* Hey, what'd he mean by that?

Shashomiru: Hehe That's another story. ^^;

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