InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Psychiatrist ❯ Brotherly Love 2 ^^ ( Chapter 6 )

Shashomiru: Yaaay!! Updates, wee yaay, yeah, okay.

 

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Hack: Now, who we got today?

 

Shashomiru: ^-^ The Brothers

 

Hack: Ah…yes… Ina Squasha and Sesshoumoomoo.

 

(They enter, holding hands, strangely enough, and sit on the couch close together.)

 

Hack: o.O;;

 

Shashomiru: ^-^ Okay, now. So, how has it been going since our last visit, boys?

 

Ina Yasha: Wooonderfuuull…

 

Hack: *shudders* >.<;;

 

Shashomiru: <.< *nudges him* ^.^ Well, that is very good to hear, Ina—

 

Hack: Squasha.

 

Shashomiru: And what about you Sesshoumoomoo—I mean, --maru?

 

Sesshoumaru: I am equally content, Ms. Shashomiru.

 

Shashomiru: Very good!! *writes stuff down on clipboard* So, the treatment has worked, has it not?

 

Inu Yasha: Oh yes… The pills work sooo wonderfully. Sesshoumaru and me have fallen in love.

 

Shashomiru: ^^ Eheheheh… wait, what pills?

 

Hack: Define love, minx.

 

Sesshoumaru: *Sesshoumaru blushed* IN love…

 

Shashomiru: o.O Excuse me?

 

Inu Yasha: Oh, yes. Sesshoumaru and me are having such wonderfully romantic times together, now…

 

Sesshoumaru: WONDERFUL. *word echoes*

 

Hack: <.< >__> <_<;

 

Shashomiru: ….*grabs Hack's clipboard and looks at it*

 

Hack: <_< Geez, think you could ask before you… *mumble grumble*

 

Shashomiru: ….Boys, would you mind letting me see that bottle of whatever it is you have...?

 

Ina Yasha: ^^ Why, of couuurse. *hands her bottle*

 

Shashomiru: *she looks at it, her eyes widen and she throws clipboard into Hack* YOU DUMBASS. YOU PRESCRIBED THEM SOMETHING "ELSE", NOT ANTI-DEPRESANTS!!!

 

Hack: lol Yeah, I know, isn't it great?

 

Shashomiru: THEY'RE GAY NOW. They're a GAY FAMILY!!!

 

Hack: Yep. Best thing I ever thought up. *leans back in chair*

 

Shashomiru: ARGH

 

Hack: o______o Hey, remember what your Therapist said!!

 

Shashomiru: >.< I AM my Therapist!!!

 

Hack: ACK!!!

 

Ina Yasha: Pleeease, please, can we get along? The treatment was heavenly. Do not fret.

 

Sesshoumaru: I love you, Ina Yasha.

 

Ina Yasha: *.* I love you too, Sesshoumoomoo.

 

Shashomiru: *pauses*

 

Hack: Hey, relax! 

 

Shashomiru: *cough cough* >.< ……. .o___o. O___O ohh…

 

Hack: Yeeeaah, feel better now?

 

Shashomiru: Yeah. I know what's going on here. 

 

Hack: …Yeah.

 

Shashomiru: *stares at him* You should at least throw Miroku in the mix for good measure.

 

Hack: ...*stands up* 

 

Shashomiru: o__o Where are you going?

 

Hack: I'm gonna get some coffee.

 

Shashomiru: But why?

 

Hack: <.<;; I'll tell you when you're older.

 

Shashomiru: o__o …

 

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Shashomiru: What a fantastic read 20 years later. SESHOUMOOMOO. REVIEWS WOULD BE GREAT