InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ haveing fun with deadly weapons ❯ scifi bullshit ( Chapter 2 )

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"*Right, funny, have the perfect stranger jump in a hole. That's pretty fucking funny.*"

Gina was not pleased on her second trip up the vines. She was grumbling to herself about respecting elders, before she caught her self. Your only 28 ,Gina, 28 is not old enough to be `elder'. But it is old enough to be crazy. Stop talking to your self you psychopath. By this point she had reached the top and people talking about her.

"Inuyasha, how did she get here?"

"How the hell am I supposed to know. I was just standing here waiting for you and one of your weird friends showed up speaking gibberish."

"She's not my friend, Inuyasha. I've never seen her before."

"So what's she doing here?"

"Are you quite finished talking about me? It seems this hole in the ground is indeed a hole in the ground and not on the way to the airport. So if you would kindly point me in the right direction this time, I'll be out of your hair."

"You didn't go through?"

"I jumped in and climbed right back up here. No latter. No shrine. No Stairs. No taxi."

"Oh, maybe I should go through with her."

"feh"

The girl was looking a bit worried. The boy seemed utterly unconcerned. Gina was looking at them as if they were both completely whacked.

"I'm sorry about this. Why don't I try to go through with you? This should work."

"OK" It was the type of "OK" you give to hostage takers while waiting for the S.W.A.T. team to get there. She looked back down the well. She wasn't looking forward to climbing those vines a third time today. She stood next to the girl for a second wondering just how stupid she really was before the both jumped in the well.

The third climb up the vines was about what she had expected. This time however she was wondering how they had managed that trick. There had been a peculiar light and then the girl had disappeared. It was a neat trick but she couldn't figure out how they had managed it. The light show was the same one from when she had fallen in the hole the first time. But where had the girl gone.

"What are you still doing here?"

"It's a hole in the ground where would I go?"

"Home"

"Sorry to disappoint you but that's a fictional place"

"Where's Kagome?"

"You mean the girl? She disappeared. That was a pretty neat trick."

"It's not a trick. She went back to her time."

"Time?"

"feh"

"Well aren't you communicative."

"You're in feudal Japan. Get it bitch."

Gina is normally an insufferably patient woman, but it had been a very long day considering her watch said it was only one o'clock and something about the punk standing there spouting nonsense and calling her a bitch set her of.

"That's complete bullshit you motherfucking asshole. Half an hour ago I was in the backwoods modern fucking Australia. It's simply not possible to travel that fucking far with out a wormhole or some sci-fi shit like that. It's a five hours in a fucking plain you dip shit. I'm not even gonna fucking start on the time travel aspect of this god damn charade."

"but it's true you are in feudal Japan." Kagome said trying to soothe the women raging at Inuyasha.

"*great the disappearing girl returns. This is a fucking joke*"

The words set her brain thinking about her day. There were definite elements of farce, and Charlie had been known to go to extreme measures to pull of a good joke. But seem big even for him. On the other hand this had to be a joke. She needed it to be a joke.

"*Charlie get the fuck out here so I can kick your fucking ass.*" She yelled into the clearing. This had to be one of his pranks "*come on Charlie I was just of a job I was gonna go have some fun*"

"*Whose Charlie?*"

"*The guy paying you*"

"*I'm not getting paid. This is for real.*"

"Would you two stop talking gibberish."

"I don't speak gibberish. That was English dogboy."

"Well it sounded like gibberish."

"And you would know with your with your degree in stupid from clown U"

"Why I ought ta"

"Sit boy"

"aargh"

"Neat trick how's it work?"

"The beads around his neck"

"So is it just you or can anyone have him flat on the ground?"

"Just me"

"Lucky you"

"Damn rosary"

"*hmmm, how do I get a sit boy collar for Charlie?*"

"aargh"

"Did I do that?"

"Well I didn't

"I thought you said it only worked for you?"

"It does only work for me. Try it again"

"Hey don't"

"Sit boy"

"do that. Ha, It didn't work."

"Try it in English"

"*Sit boy*"

"aargh"

"*Nifty* now where is Charlie hiding?"

"Listen I'm really sorry but I don't know Charlie. This isn't a joke and it is feudal Japan."

"Bullshit"

"Look around does it look like Australia?"

"No" she had to admit it was much to green to be any where near Charlie's house in town Australia.

"Listen can you hear any cars?"

"No" She couldn't hear any urban sounds. Nothing but nature sounds. She pulled out her phone. She had paid an ungodly amount of money for the guaranty that she could get a signal literally anywhere.

No signal

Fuck

No need to panic. Gina thought to herself. Your just stuck in unfamiliar territory unable to reach any of your friends who may or may not be alive anyway. That's not all that bad. Could be worse. They could be definitely dead and you could be joining them in Hell. You know your going to Hell right. Your not fit for any place else. She stopped that line of thought. She had been down there before. It was all true but she didn't need it just then. What she needed was more information.

"So how would one go about getting out of feudal Japan?"

"Well I jump in the well and end up in modern Japan. I have no ideal how to get you out."

"So I'm stuck"

"Keada might know something; she was the one who put the rosary on Inuyasha."

"So she'll probably know about the sit thing too."

"Kagome, we don't have time to baby-sit some weirdo from the future. We have jewel shards to find."

"Inuyasha she didn't just show up for tourist season. She had to be allowed to come here for a reason. Besides she can *sit* you and that's just weird."

"feh"

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