InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ haveing fun with deadly weapons ❯ the sexual revolution ( Chapter 3 )

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Today's chapter was a complete bitch to write. It's in first person. I hate writing in first person. It always comes off as juvenile when I try it. But this didn't work in third person so just go with it. It's Gina's POV

If I had any doubts they were erased by the village. It was real. It was history. I am fucking screwed. Kaede hadn't known how to open the stupid well. She had suggested I look for a man called Niku or the avierkadume. Niku apparently was responsible for so of the magic around the well, although she wouldn't cough up specifics. I probably could have gotten it out of her, but Kaede seemed like a tough old bitty and I didn't feel like putting in the effort. Besides the treasure hunt sounded like more fun.

From the sounds of it the avierkadume was a treasure well worth hunting. It is rumored to be an emerald the size of a man's fist and cut in the shape of a skull. The jewel seemed to leave trail of dead bodies and broken hearts. It had been cursed by at least a dozen witches. All for different purposes creating a very powerful if not confused jumble of spells. There had been at least one spell relating to time travel, but I would have to do my own research into how to get it to work for me.

The problem is I am not properly equipped to go on a treasure hunt. Not by a long shot, I am equipped for a BarBQ with friends, or at least I was this morning. I have a 9mm, 23 rounds, and 4 knives. This leaves me with two options, I can tear of in to the warring states era practically unarmed, or I could ask Kagome for help contacting my friends. I don't like asking for help, alright I hate asking for anything. I'm a cold heartless killer for fuck's sake; I should be able to ask someone to pass the salt. No I do without the salt, I jump for the stuff on the top shelf, I crawl a mile through the mud. I don't ask for help. Could've asked, didn't, I don't like being a bother. But, walking around the warring states era with four knives is suicidal. I would rather be a bother than a corpse. But, it would be something to tell the boy's taking on all of feudal Japan with a fist full of throwing knives. Assuming I get to tell them. Shit, they could be dead. I wish I knew what happened. Fuck fuck fuck; I have to ask her to find out.

Come on work up some courage woman. She seems nice. She defiantly won't try to kill you. She's definitely not a killer. She seems to put up with dogboy rather well, she would have to be a saint to put up with that for more than five minuets.

"Hey Kagome, can I ask you a favor?" Fuck I'm fairly sure I squeaked some where in there. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

"Sure you want me to get you some stuff from the future or something?" see she is nice.

"That would be great but what I really need is for you to send an email for me."

"O.K."

"No, she has to stay here."

"Why does she have to do what you say? It seems to me with that rosary it should be the other way around."

"Oh that's because he's a great and powerful half demon and I'm a weak stupid human." There was so much sarcasm dripping of that statement that a good sized puddle had formed on the floor. Which Inuyasha decided to step in.

"Damn right I'm powerful, compared to you humans."

"Sit, so what do you want me to bring you?"

I wrote the message in german, and in code, not that I don't think Kagome's trustworthy. It's just habit. My shopping list caused some problem. Change of clothes fine. Toothbrush fine. Carton of Marlboros No.

"Please, plllease, pllleeasse."

"I'm not going to help you kill yourself."

"How's she supposed to kill herself with a markburo?"

"They give you cancer they turn your lungs black and you suffocate."

"1 in 3 get cancer meaning 2 in 3 don't. Plllase, ppleease"

"Yeah they get emphysema or heart disease."

"What, you want to suffocate? I could just strangle you right here, and save her the trip."

"Listen dogboy, you want to be on my side. If I don't get nicotine my three favorite words are going to be fuck, shit, and sit." He gulped. I smiled an evil smile.

"Besides, I don't smoke that much, please Kagome."

"Fine, but I'm not explaining it to Shippo, and you can't let him smoke."

"Fair enough, who's Shippo?"

"He's with Sango and Miroku. They should be back soon. Should I get you some rat poison to go with the cancer sticks?"

"No I'm good. Just could you send the message first and check for a reply before you come back."

"Sure, Inuyasha, be nice."

"feh"

The half demon seemed more than a bit displeased, but I couldn't tell if that was because he didn't like me, or if it was because I was distracting them from the jewel, or if that was just his natural disposition. He was perched up on top of the hut, and I was sitting on the grass. I decided to start up a conversation, but I didn't feel like yelling. So I climbed up and sat down right next to him.

"What the hell do you want, bitch?"

"Nothing much, just some conversation."

"feh"

"You mean to say you're not the least bit curious about the bitch from the future."

"Did you just call yourself a bitch?"

"If the shoe fits"

"When did we start talking about feet?"

"It's an expression dogboy. I was trying to say that as long as I am a bitch, and we both know I am there's no point in trying to deny it."

"You are weird; Kagome always sits me for calling her a bitch."

"I would sit you for calling her a bitch too; she's a nice person not a bitch in the least. Honestly Inuyasha, She's spending the rest of her Sunday afternoon shopping for a person she just found. That is not something a bitch would do, and I should know I'm a bitch."

"But wouldn't sitting Inuyasha on Kagome's behave make you a good person too."

I jumped, and pulled a knife. Looking around I didn't see anything but trees. Then I looked down. There was a monk. I put the knife away. Holy men aren't a threat, right?

"When did you get here Miroku?"

"Not long ago, who is your lovely companion?"

I looked around; the stupid monk was talking about me.

"Some stupid bitch from Kagome's time." Thus earning himself a whack on the back of the head.

"I'm not stupid, dogboy." I jumped down from the roof.

"Nor am I lovely, monk, but flattery will get you everywhere. My name is Gina."

"It's a pleasure to meet you Gina, I am Miroku, and this lovely creature is Sango." he said indicating a girl to his left.

"Where is Kagome?"

"Well as I came here quite by accident, she offered to get me a few things from the future."

"Oh are you a friend of Kagome's?" The girl asked.

"Nope, I just met her out by the damned hole in the ground. She couldn't get it to open up for me, so she offered to get my stuff so I could look for a way out of here. Speaking of which; yo, dogboy, go see if Kagome's back yet."

"Why should I do anything for you?"

"If you don't I'll sit you straight to hell" The sight of my evil grin set him running.

"You can sit Inuyasha?" The Monk seemed amazed.

"I have to say it in English but yeah I say the word he hit's the ground."

"Lucky you" sango said with a smile

"I suppose" I smiled at her as if we were friends sharing a joke. Suddenly my hands were being held and the monk was makeing eyes at me. I nearly droped him. I don't do touching.

"Would you consider bearing my children?"

"Not a chance I hell"

"Just slap him if he tries anything." this Sango girl sounded she had some experience with the honey voiced monk.

"You mean that was a pick up line?"

"Of course, that monk is a damned pervert."

"Miroku that was pathetic, I've heard better lines from drunken privates so young they're scarcely out of diapers. You need some better material man. That's worse than 'how you doin?' Has that line ever worked?" Miroku was starring at me as if I had grown a second head. Sango looked both pleased and disturbed.

"Well has it?"

Miroku pulled himself together rather quickly, "a gentleman never tells."

"Ah, that would be a no then."

"It is not a no, it's a non answer. But what's wrong with the line?"

"Who in there right mind would want to be saddled with a munchkin. When a life of casual sex and meaningless relationships is so much more gratifying?"

"Would you happen to be in one of these meaningless relationships right now?" Miroku asked, catching on at an admirable rate.

"No, but give it a month and I sure we could come up with some thing better."

"Better than meaningless sex?"

The monk seemed incredulous. I smiled my evil smile.

"Amigos con benifactos" I said knowing he wouldn't speak Spanish.

"What does that mean?" Miroku seemed very interested.

"It's Spanish for friends with benefits."

"Benefits?" the monk asked hopefully

"Casual sex"

"And this is better than a meaningless relationship?"

"Definitely, the great thing about friends is there's no hard feelings if next week you go find the love of your life, because your just friends, and there's no guilt about using the other person for sex because he's using you as much as your using him. The whole thing ends up as an exchange a favors between friends."

"I see that does sound like a good ideal. Sango we are friends aren't we."

"Don't even think about it monk."

"And this is common?" Sango asked, she seemed a bit horrified by how utterly unromantic it sounded. Well it is unromantic.

"It's not uncommon"

"What if there's a child?"

"Why would you want to have a kid with a friend?"

"Isn't that one of the usual consequence of benefits?"

"Kagome skipped the sexual revolution, didn't she?"

"The sexual revolution?"

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