InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inu Ending (Wacky Style) ❯ The Shopping Spree and Interuptions ( Chapter 3 )

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Hi, this is the ending continued, yet again!!!

Kagome's Grandpa: Come on, kiss her already!
Inuyasha: *blush* Well...Kagome might not want me to--
Sesshomaru: (throws fists down in rage) No!
Everyone: (looks at Sesshomaru)
Sesshomaru: (frozen) Uh...I mean... (crosses arms trying to look cool and collected and unconcerned)...whatever...
EVeryone: (turns back to Inuyasha and Kagome)
Kagome's Grandpa: Don't worry about the rest, just get on with it boy, I'm going to miss jeopordy...
Kagome: Grandpa!!
Kagome's Grandpa: What? Come on, smooch smooch and we're outta here.
Kagome's mom and Sota: GRANDPA!!
Kagome's Grandpa: What? Come on, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: .... (thinking) Why am I not doing anything?
Sesshomaru: (thinking) Why is he not doing anything?
Kagome's Grandpa: (thinking) Why is he not doing anything?
Kagome's Mom: (thinking) Why is he not doing anything?
Sota: (thinking) Why is he not doing anything?
Everyone else: (thinking) Why is he not doing anything?
Kagome: ... (thinking) Guess, I'll do it. I hope he kisses back! Or I'll look bad...(quickly leaps at Inuyasha kissing him.

Inuyasha and Kagome: (pull apart, smiling)
Kikyo: Is it too late for me to object?
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Misty: Ooh!! Feraligator skin boots, how much are they?
Clerk: Oh, I'm sure you can't afford them.
Misty: Um...take a look at what I'm wearing. (stand back, letting the clerk take a look at all the giant jewels on ehr jewelry and the pleated ninetails fur skirt she's wearing)
Clerk: Well...it's 2,000.
Misty: No problem. (hands clerk credit card)
Clerk: (takes it) Are you sure?
Misty: Never been more positive about something in my life. Why wouldn't I be sure?
Clerk: Okay... (swipes card through credit card reader)
Ash: Come on, Misty! Let's go to the videogames!!! Heh, heh!!
Misty: Don't you want to buy pokemon? You could some real powerful ones.
Ash: How dare you even mention it! I catch my own pokemon!
Clerk: Will there be anything for the boy?
Ash: Yeah right, clothes are dumb.
Misty: Yeah, but I'm sick of your fashion EMERGENCY outfit! So, here, I'm buying this too. (hands clerk and outfit for Ash)
Clerk: Alright.
Ash: Phh, whatever.
Misty: (hands him outfit) Go change.
Ash: (quickly changes and walks out, looking very unhappy, in a cowboy suit) No way.
Misty: (laughs hysterically) It's an improvement.
Ash: Yeah right!
Misty: You're wearing it, and that's final. I'm not buying you anything more!
Ash: That's not YOUR card. You sound like my mom. It's not as if we can't afford to buy me something else! Besides, I can just wear my old outfit.
Misty: I threw it away.
Ash: WHAT?! (runs to trash can)
Misty: No, out there. (points out at garbage truck)
Ash: No!!! (runs to window)
Garbage truck: (drives off)
Ash: You!
Misty: Ohmigosh, we'll just buy you a different outfit.
Ash: At a DIFFERENT store. (storms out)
Clerk: Whoa, is he always like that?
Misty: (shrugs) Yeah.
Clerk: Poor you, if I had a little brother like that--
Misty: (angrily) No...
Clerk: oh...boyfriend.
Misty: *Blush smily* No!
Clerk: Sorry...cousin?
Misty: NO!
Clerk: I give up...
Misty: (leaves, fuming)
Clerk: Oh...friend...I get it...geez., she so OBVIOUSLY has a crush on him...
Misty's voice: I HEARD THAT!
Clerk: (mocking Misty in high pitched voice) I heard that!
Misty: Heard that too!
Clerk: Huh...witch.
Misty: I ALSO heard that!
Clerk: Go away so I can mumble angrily about you to myself!!!
At another store..
Ash: (walks out of changing room, wearing the exact same outfit as his original) Ah...that's better.
Misty: I'll never understand you... (hands clerk credit card)
Misty and Ash: (moments later, walk out of store)
Ash: To the videogames!!
Misty: Let's buy MORE stores out!! Uh...butler... (rings bell)
Butler: (drives up in huge truck, that's bed is filled with all kinds of junk)
Misty: We have more stuff. (walks up to truck and dumps stuff into back) Remember to stay close by in case we get more.
Ash: Of COURSE we'll get more!
Misty: Oh..right, I mean, because we'll defiunately be getting more.
Misty and Ash: (walk along)
Butler: I can't beleive I'm working for kids... *grumble, grumble* (continued driving along behind them slowly)
Tons of cars behind him: (BEEEEP!!! BEEEP!!! BEEP!!!)
Angry drivers: Move faster, IDIOT!!! What the HECK are you doing?!
Butler: *sigh*
At the end of the day...
Ash and Misty: (walk into the living room) Hey Brock.
Misty: (whisltes) Come on, butler!
Bulter: (pushes giant box in, struggling, pants and stops)
Misty: Come on, open it.
Bulter: (glares at her, and openes the box revealiung a gigantic silver Television)
Misty and Ash: Our new tv)
Brock: Whoa!! How'd you buy that with only 100 dollars?
Misty: We actually got a great deal on it, we new we didn't need to, but we did anyway.
Ash: Yeah 50% off.
Brock: Wow...and who are you?
Butler: (panting, can't talk)
Brock: Oh, you must be the guy from the store. Thanks for moving it in for us. (gives him a quarter)
Butler: *grumbles*
Misty: Go get the other stuff.
Brock: What?
Misty: We got more things.
Ash: Yeah, stuff for you too.
Brock: Whoa?! You had money left OVER?! You guys didn't...use over the limit...did you?
Ash: Don't be silly, Brock, we couldn't.
Brock: Right.
Bulter: How can I carry EVERYTHING in?
Misty: Just the stuff we got for Brock.
Butler: (get's in truck and backs up to the front door, dumps all the stuff in the house)
Brock: (eyes widen, squeaks, frozen) Holy macoroni.
Ash: I know, look at all the cool stuff we got you.

Brock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Back at Naraku's...
Kikyo: Inuyasha, I haven't the faintest idea why your doing this, but now that Naraku is here, I will kill him. Then, I will bring you to hell with me.
Inuyasha: Kikyo--
Kikyo: You owe me your life, nothing less Inuyasha!!! You're coming with me!!! You love me!! Not Kagome!!! No anyone else!
To be continued...