InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kagome's Diary ❯ Kagome's Dare ( Chapter 6 )

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Dear Diary,

Ok, so have no fear I'm going to be able to write down stuff as we play truth or dare and whatever. Sorta went down like this:

Me: I wanna write can I use my little key chain flashlight?
Inuyasha: No way, then you'll be able to see the pizza!
Me: No, because I hold my journal up and it'll shield the light away from the pizza!
Yuka: Why are you constantly writing in that diary anyway?
Me: Because... *shifts nervously* I like to get down my feelings...and this is something fun I want to look back to when I'm older...


Well, somehow I convinced them. And now we're trying to figure out who goes first...

"Wait...isn't your grandpa..." Eri begins. Oh yeah, grandpa. We all turn to look at him and low and behold he's asleep.

Should have figured as much.

"Can I go first!? Please! Please sis! Please!" I had to give in. Even if I can't really see his face in the dark I can tell his so giving me his Sota pout, which is something you just can NOT refuse!

"Sure." There are a lot of groans and moans about this, but you know, it's not so bad. I mean, though he MAY be evil lately he's been nice with the whole pizza thing and I love him.



OH. MY. GOD.

I hate Sota.

I hate him with every fiber of my being.

Every single bit of me is now devoted to despising that little ass hole from now and until the end of time, this I solemnly sweat. I cannot BELIEVE he did this to me! I thought he was going to be nice! What is WRONG with him? Why do I get the feeling that he PLANNED this!? Do you even KNOW what he did? YOU WON'T FATHOM THIS EITHER I MEAN SERIOUSLY, HE IS SOOOO EVIIILLLL!!!

Me: Who are you daring?
Sota: I choose um...you.
Me: WHAT?

Ok so at this point it's clear he's scheming. I mean the thing was that I would only do a dare if I ate a piece of pizza with onion, so how the hell is he going to manage if I can sense onions? Then I realize something very earth shattering...

SOTA IS THE REF. HE'S THE ONE WHO WILL SAY WHETHER OR NOT THE PIZZA CONTAINS ANY ONION!

I know. This is really REALLY bad.

I don't know what to do.

I mean, what would YOU do if you were in my situation? Is there anything I CAN do to wriggle my way out of this one? I'm SO not seeing a way out...

"Well, aren't you supposed to pick a piece?" Yuka asks. There's this silence.

"Are you afraid Kagome?" Hojo says. Oh yeah, hmm, it's possible I could be a little scared if...MY BROTHER AND I MADE A SPECIAL DEAL WHICH ENSURES MY SAFETY AND NOW HE'S DOING SOMETHING THAT MOST LIKELY IS THE ULTIMATE EVIL ENSURING MY UTTER EMBARRASMENT AND DEATH OF SUCH!

"Um..."

"Don't chicken out, Kagome, jeez!" Inuyasha says.

"I...wait what if Sota lies--I mean he IS daring me, I mean, he could so lie and pretend the piece as onion, how can we know for sure?"

"Oh come on, he won't lie, he's like a perfect angel!" Eri says. SHUT UP ERI WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?

"Don't chicken out, I'LL test if they're onion in it or not," says Yuka with a wink. PHEW! Saved, what do you think NOW Sota!!? HA!!

"But--"

"I think it works, now quiet." Okay, so now I have to pick a piece...hmm...well obviously I know which one had onion or not...the third one over has no onion to speak of.

Ok, I just handed it to Yuka and she's taking a bite. Oh yeah, I'm saved, everything bad I ever wrote or thought of Yuka I totally take back, she's the best friend a girl could have in fact without her, right now I could be doing a pole dance or stripping to my underwear or maybe something even worse!

"Alright, I figured it out," she says. I really appreciate her, I may not show it, but Yuka really IS the greatest.


Am I dense? I mean did you foresee what happened? Am I just severely gullible or would have Yuka's seemingly great unfaltering loyalty have fooled anyone? Am I truly brainless or would even an intellectual have been gypped as I have now? I mean seriously, CAN YOU BELEIVE...ok calm down...deep breaths...

OH MY GOD WHAT AM I KIDDING I AM DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY!!! SHE ACTUALLY SAID IT HAD ONION!!! HOW LOW CAN YOU GET? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HER!!

Well in her defense at first it seemed she was juggling with the two decisions and actually considered doing the right thing to begin with but no of course she chooses the ultimately EVIL thing to do in the end, I mean seriously, what did I ever do to her? I was always nice, always such a good friend. She was all, "Well it doesn't--I mean, Sota what are you going to dare her?"

"Huh...well um...it only matters if it has onion or not."

"Well what are you going to dare her? You know...just say it."

"Well, I was going to dare her to kiss Inuyasha." Well, his dare is moot because she said "it doesn't"...have onions is what she must have meant right? AT FIRST MAYBE BUT--ARRRRRGH!!

"Oh...sorry Kagome, this puppy doesn't have an onionless quality, I could taste the crunch..." The lowness. The evil. I can't BELIEVE her. There is SO no way I'm kissing Inuyasha because SHE lied, in front of all these people, I mean come ON!

"WHAT?" Everyone stares. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything...because then people will know I can sense onion pieces...then all my future freebies will be non-existent...only--if people are always going to lie about it--then it doesn't matter does it? What am I going to do? Either way I'm screwed and will wind up doing dares just like everyone else!

"There's no onion, did you hear me?" I can't believe she said that all slow and loud as if I'm stupid or something.

"I heard you, but I think you're lying."

"Just do your stupid dare, what do you have against kissing Inuyasha anyway? It's only a stupid dare, it's not like it MEANS anything." You know what, I am SO going to dare her and she's SO making out with Sota. HA.

Course that would be gross.

And Sota might like it. Ew.

Then Buyo. HA! Buyo, that would be hilarious!

Still doesn't change the fact that I most likely will be forced to kiss Inuyasha, though.

"I agree with Kagome, you most likely lied. I never knew you to be dishonest, Yuka, and I daresay I underestimated you." Yeah, duh that was Hojo is he like annoyingly polite twenty-four/seven?

"Yeah!" And I still think Koga has the brain of a monkey. Or Koga jr. Or whatever.

"Shut up Koga..." Inuyasha seems out of it, I mean that was totally weak. Normally he'd totally scream that or punch of Koga--or Koga jr--or version 2.0 or whatever--if he bugged him. He'd probably punch anyone if they bugged him, or at least he'd snarl, that was probably the most unmenacing jerk-like thing he's ever said. I mean, his heart was not in it whatsoever. It was sort of pathetic...only more scary because that means he's acting weird. He sounds almost sickly...does the idea of me kissing him give him the desire to vomit? I know I sort of feel like I might throw up, but that's only because I'm really nervous and because I ate way too much junk food today.

"My name's not Koga! It's Roga!"

That is way dumber than Koga I must say.

"Just do it already Kagome. But before you do, what kind of kiss is it Sota?" I wish Yuka would go away and sleep or something. She is SO bugging me right now. Of course, I'll be able to get my revenge but...WHAT AM I SAYING I AM NOT KISSING INUYASHA NO ONE CAN MAKE ME!!

"Well...uh..." Sota better not make me do something stupid. I am SO serious. WAIT I'M NOT KISSING HIM AT ALL!

"Alright, there are several different types of kisses," can Yuka shut up EVER?, "we have a simple peck on the lips, peck on the cheek, or a peck in other places," Well most of us are outraged about the "peck in other places" thing...except my friends and Sota who think its extremely hilarious. They will all suffer. "of course I think the french kiss is more interesting. I mean, without a little tongue action a kiss is just pretty dull," is it just me or has it gotten a lot warmer in here? "then of course there's making out, and many other fun filled sucking extravaganzas to choose from, also there's the option of removal of clothing articles in conjunction with these..."

"WHAT?!" Koga, Inuyasha, Me, and Hojo all say this at exactly the same time. I hear my grandpa's snoring stop a moment and he snorts really loud, finally snoring again after a few moments where I am just totally TWEAKED!!!!!!!!

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN GAME!!" Wow, I never have seen Hojo yell. Ever. That was really...scary.

"Well, it should be fun for Inuyasha." You know, Yuka so doesn't know what she's talking about. If Inuyasha even WANTED me to stick my tongue in his mouth he'd still die of embarrassment if I did it in front of all these people. Besides, he doesn't anyway, so even considering it is simply incredibly stupid. I mean, who's to say he actually wrote that stuff in this diary? There isn't any proof, sure he's been acting a little funny lately, but there still isn't any cold hard evidence to support that it was him... I really doubt it was because if he loved me he wouldn't need a dare to kiss me. Of course, I'M the once whose being dared... Whatever I have to get out of this somehow.

"Can you guys shut it already? I'm not doing it anyway!" There's this short silence when all the arguing's finally stopping. Oh great, why did Yuka just light that candle and oh god she has this firm expression on her face. Why do all my friends all look so dramatic right now anyway? It's just a stupid dare and I don't intend to embarrass myself and Inuyasha in front of my brother, them, and stupid Hojo and Roga. Also, I mean, I've hardly kissed Inuyasha before, you so can't count that time when we were trying to defeat Princess Kaguya and I had to kiss him to snap him out of his weird full demon trance thing. I kind of had to kiss him...and he was full demon at the time, plus when he returned it he was probably all dazed and doesn't even remember doing that... Which means we haven't really kissed for real yet. And I am not wasting our first REAL kiss on a dumb dare--and in a way its ANOTHER fake kiss we were forced into again--I mean are EVER going to kiss for real? Probably not, especially since he has his precious Kikyo to smooch!

"You're doing it, it's in the rules. It's only a kiss anyway, just get it over with."

"Yeah, Kagome, don't chicken out, I thought you were brave." Why are Eri and Arimi being so serious anyway? IT'S A GAME! GOD!

"Yeah, a kiss IN CONJUNCTION WITH STUPID CLOTHES COMING OFF! There is no way in HECK I am taking off anything."

"You will if Sota tells you."

"You know, Kagome is right, she shouldn't have to take off her clothes." Thank you, Inuyasha, FINALLY you help me! God, everyone else is teaming up against me, I mean what DID I ever do but be nice to them?!

"What, are you tryin' to win her approval mutt face? I don't think you'd mind her taking off a few things, would you?" Please, he'd WAY rather see Kikyo naked than me, I bet. Which is very pathetic if you think about it. I mean he body is made out of earth and clay for pity's sake.

"That's nasty, why the hell would I want Kagome to take off her clothes?" See, I knew he'd say that.

"We never said she had to, what's the dare Sota?" Yuka is SO solemn still, what is up with her? Is she trying to get me and Inuyasha to...oh god I HOPE she isn't playing match maker again, she always causes chaos in her wake when she does that...I am SO screwed...

"Well....I don't...know I..." Yeah he stammers because of the death glare I'm, giving him.


DAMN, I AM screwed! Right after I was sure I could scare Sota into doing an easier dare all my friends crowded around him and now they're all plotting behind my back in their evilly evil way. I bet right now you're wondering how I EVER could have called them FRIENDS! I know, me too, I SO don't get how I could have such cruel friends. Whatever they're planning is probably about a million times worse than what Sota's capable of, well he probably could think of really nasty things for me to do because of his playboy, but he wouldn't be willing to SAY them and blow his cover. Plus, I'm his sister he doesn't want to see me do something obscene, I'm pretty sure that would make him puke.

The only reason I'm not totally flipping right now is because I'm certain if I can't get out of it, Inuyasha will refuse to have me do something weird to him.

At least, I hope so.

OH GOD I AM SO TOAST!!! WHO AM I FUCKING KIDDING?!! AAAH STOP SWEARING!!! OH I CAN'T HELP IT THIS IS AWFUL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I SHOULD DO IT I MEAN IT'S ONLY FAIR, IT IS TRUTH OR DARE BUT WHAT IF IT'S REALLY BAD?! WHAT IF I HAVE TO STRIP AND KISS HIM OR SOMETHING ENTIRELY HORRIBLE LIKE THAT?!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You guys can't help him!!" Oh yeah! I said it before I realized, "he needs to think of his own dare!" I'm so smart!

"Says who?" Eri asks with a giggle. Oh. My. God. Evil. "You told us the rules they said nothing about that."

"You three will have to answer to me if you try to make my Kagome do something with that Inuyasha." Oh my god, I thought I could at least escape Koga in my own time, why do I have to deal with this Roga guy who’s like his fricking clone or something? This is SO not fair! At least...maybe he, Hojo, and Inuyasha can put a stop to this.

Oh no.

I just realized something.

Those two are pretty delusional, I'm sure they think I don't love Inuyasha and that means if I DO, do something really sexual they might actually be for it! Wait. No way. Hojo wouldn't, I mean, he might be annoying and psychotically too happy, but he's DEFINATELY not a perv. But still, he's not much of a fighter, doubt he'd be enough to fight against them. And Inuyasha might not like me a lot or whatever, but he still is a guy. And guys don't mind having girls doing sexual stuff to them, unless they're like totally repulsed by them. I don't think Inuyasha's repulsed by me. If he was I doubt he would have stared when he saw me naked at Togenkyo or whatever. I'm not saying he likes me all that much that way--like love or something--but he still has hormones, I don't think any guy dislikes the idea of a girl doing something sexy to him. Unless they're gay or something.

Which means...

I AM DONE FOR IT IS APPOCOLYPSE FOR KAGOME HIGARASHI WHO WILL DIE OF EMBARASSMENT BECAUSE SHE DOESN''T HAVE ENOUGH BACK BONE TO FRICKING STAND UP TO HER STUPID FRIENDS WHO ARE FRICKING EVIL!!!!!!!

"Alright, I know what I'm daring you," is what Sota announces to my horror. I feel like crawling under a rock now. And never, ever coming out. But I'll probably feel more that way after the dare. Right now I actually feel more like running away, screaming. Also barfing all over Sota seems like a nice alternative.

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I'm sorry, sometimes I can't write. This is really bad. I can't even I am numb to the feeling. I can hardly write. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Who cares about dark priestesses and evil demons, this is truly the worst. In fact, throw me in a pit of ravenous Ryokotses; death really seems like a much nicer alternative at the moment. My friends truly are the spawn of the devil. There is not one being who is equal to them in their malice. I wonder how Inuyasha is reacting, I can sort of see him in the candle light. Oh wait. He doesn't know what a pole dance is. Yes, that's right, pole dance. But it's not so bad, right? Wrong. "I don't know...I don't know how to do a fricking pole dance who do you think I am?!" Oh wait, damn that was a dumb lie. All my friends are all giggly now, some of them are a little embarrassed. Serves them right I say!

"Please, we played truth or dare at your sleepovers ALL the time, a pole dance was one of the most common dares. In fact, if I recall, YOU were the best at it."

I hate my friends sometimes. I really do. This is so cruel and unusual. It should be illegal.

I hate my life.

WHY GOD WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah a pole dance isn't so bad, especially since if Inuyasha got embarrassed he could simply look away. But unfortunately it isn't simply a pole dance. If it was, I wouldn't be numb and insane right now. I'd simply be screaming my head off with capital letters and explanation points and underlines. But I am so thoroughly upset that I have gone numb to compensate for my extreme anxiety in which my body cannot handle. Except for the why god why I don't think I will scream anymore with my writing... What's so bad about this pole dance? Okay...I feel all the bottled up anxiety coming out into my writing....

I HAVE TO FUCKING FRICKING FUCKING POLE DANCE ON FUCKING INUAYSHA GODDDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SOOO GOING INSANE!! LOOK HOW MANY CAPITAL LETTERS AND SWEAR WORDS THERE ARE!!!!! THIS JUST ISN'T NORMAL!!!!!!!!!

BUT COME ON IF YOU WERE ME WOULDN'T YOU FLIP TOO? I MEAN, DIARY, YOU'RE JUST A BOOK BUT STILL IT SO ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not too mention I can't be all bad about it and do a sucky non-heartfelt job because my friends know I can be really good at pole dancing when I want to be. Which USED to a really well kept secret until now, and I can so tell Koga--or Roga is fantasizing about it right now. So much so that HE'S NOT DEFENDING ME! I feel like screaming my head off until everyone finally goes outside because they're ears are bleeding.

Ew gross picture, but still.

This is so not acceptable, I mean they're guests in MY house, how dare they make me pole dance on the guy I secretly love who might know I secretly love him because of this stupid diary but we're too chicken to talk even though I know he most likely feels the same way and there are two ravenous other boys who like me as well present? That is just poorly thought out and MEAN!

"I am NOT pole dancing on Inuyasha."

"Yes you are."

"Am not.'

"Are"

"Not."

"ARE"

"NOT!"

"ARE INFINTIY!!"

I hate when my friends talk in unison it gives them this power that I lack, there being three of them and one of me. It really isn't fair. So am I doing the pole dance or not, right? I don't WANNA!

"Come on, Inuyasha, you want her to don't you?" Oh lord. He doesn't even KNOW what a pole dance is. Yuka, shut your stupid pie hole!

"A pole dance?"

"You're just not brave enough to let her are you...because it can be a little painful...you're just too weak to take it, aren't you?" Wait...what is Sota trying to do? Everyone else is confused by this statement, but I'm starting to think...

NO WAY. HE COULDN'T BE THAT EVIL!!! NO WAY!


Okay he's that evil. I can't believe this. Inuyasha actually is convinced a pole dance is a painful ordeal and now with his tough guy act he is just as intent at getting me to do a pole dance on him as everyone else in exception to Hojo is. Roga seems keen on the idea as well, as repetitively he has been repeating to himself that I haven't the slightest interest in "mutt face,". He's probably hoping for a good show. Oh I'LL give him a good show! *makes fist*

"Kagome, let's do this! I can't believe Sota just said I wasn't brave enough, HE SAID I WAS WEAK!! I'll show that pip squeak! I can take a pole dance!"

"Do you even know what a pole dance is?" Yuka asks all suspiciously. Great.

"Um...s-sure I do, now come on Kagome!"

What am I supposed to do? Inuyasha's cover might get blown if he keeps talking like that--then again...

"Kagome!!" he yells again.

"Fine!" Course I'm not moving, but... "Inuyasha you don't--"

"Everyone knows what a pole dance is, EVEN me." Oh my god. Does he REALLY know what it is? Who am I to say Sota didn't teach him? He has playboy, he obviously knows what a pole dance is, what if he and Inuyasha just started talking about weird stuff and Sota explained stuff to him like pole dances? Then...then...

Does he WANT me to do this?!

"Come on..." Dammit, why did I stand up, I'm going to have to put this book down...I mean I can't write for a while... I hate this...I hate walking up to him like this, and knowing he knows...

"What's a pole dance Kagome?" he whispers.

Oh my god.

WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?!!! I have to explain I have to


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< br> Can you believe Yuka snatched the diary away from me causing me to make that stupid looking line on the paper! Stupid pen! I should use pencil...

I guess I'm avoiding what happened.

Really, I'm trying to erase the memory from my mind.

It's all a blur.

I don't really remember very well what happened.

Which is so a good thing.

But now I've locked myself in my room.

Again.

It must have been really bad then...

Let's see, I remember some of it:

Yuka: I'll take that. *grabs diary from me*
Me: Fine whatever, but I could do the stupid pole dance with my dumb journal
Eri: It's not like you need it for survival.
Me: Yeah, well it's not like I'm going to do a good job on the dance! *sticks out tongue* (I know childish but this whole THING is immature)
Arimi: Oh but remember our rule? If you do it badly we'll keep making you do it over and over until you put some spunk into it. It has to be sexy and you have to do your best or it doesn't make the cut. You might as well just get it over with in one try.
Inuyasha: Sexy? What's she talking about Kagome?
Me: Exactly, it's not what you think--
Yuka: I'm putting on some music, and if you don't start quickly then you'll have to do it more than once!
Me: But--
Sota: You have to do it for a while, we'll tell you when to stop.
Me: Hey--
Arimi: Don't worry, we'll be fair judges, we won't make you redo it unless it actually isn't good, we won't lie.
Yuka: But it really does have to be your best. We know your best.
Me: Inuyasha you don't want to do th--
Yuka: It's a dare, just like you said, you, "...HAVE TO DO IT, I'm SERIOUS..."
(I know she quoted me, can you believe that?)
Me: I--
Eri: Stand really straight, Inuyasha ,with your arms tight at your sides, just like that. It's going to be hard for her to do it on you because you’re bulkier than a pole, but just think pole.
Arimi: Hit it Yuka.
(and she used my stereo with out asking, she is SO going to pay!)

Anyway, she was saying that I needed to start right when the song started up with the beat and everything. Oh I wish I could have just gotten out of there. I should've, I really should’ve. In order to do I good job, I knew I'd have to close my eyes and pretend Inuyasha was just the tall lamp we always used when we dared each other in the past. So I did that, closed my eyes, taking deep breaths trying to calm myself... Only the worst song came on. Not like a bad song that you don't like to dance to...which would have been good only they would probably make me redo it if I did badly, but then again Inuyasha probably wouldn't have let me do it again... It was the worst song in the manner that it was that song you can't help but dance to when it comes on.

It's that one song from America. I used to love it, but now I think I hate it. Right when I heard Gwen Stefani's voice I nearly barfed. Not because she sounds bad (she's amazing actually) but because I knew what song it was. And that song was the type of song that would allow me to get into the unconscious zone I was attempting to achieve, where I'd just dance without my brain working--but right when the song came I realized that it was a really bad idea to get into "the zone" because then I wouldn't know what I was doing. Only it was too late. My eyes were closed by the time she had sung, "what an amazing time, what a family..." with the sad sounding piano in the back. By the time she was singing, "now it's only me" I was gone. Well, I wasn't totally gone. I was half gone.

Then the base boosted, hard, infectious beat started with Gwen Stefani’s "tick tock, tick tock," hardly hearable within the ocean of synth, but I felt my body moving in perfect sink with her added vocal beat of "tick tock" and that's all I really remember. Every time I recall something else I can feel my skin burning and my life deteriorating. I think it's obvious what I must have done, though. I pole danced. Better than ever before, I know because it was all a blur and my mind had nothing to do with it. Therefore, it must have been a sight. But I don't care how good it was! So what, I gave Hojo and Roga a show, and my friends a jaw-dropping performance; I totally embarrassed myself! How can I ever recover from this? I kept going for a long time too! To know that I thrust my pelvis into, rolled my body on, massaged with my breasts onto Inuyasha is the most mortifying thing I have ever faced. And I have sworn to never leave my room. It's apocalypse outside anyway. We're all going to die soon anyway. So I'm staying in my room. SO THERE.

Oh no, and I keep remembering more! It's really the worst thing. I don't recommend this to anyone, I think I'll die an early death because of the shame and stress (plus I'll never leave my room, so I probably will starve, but its apocalypse anyway and mom's not cooking so that was bound to happen...)! The end was the worst and I remember it most vividly. It was finally when I got my brain back! You know how I snapped out of the spell Gwen's "What You Waiting For" put on me? Shortly after I straddled Inuyasha's left side and slid my right leg over the front of him I felt something that made me sure that he wasn't a pole like my mind had tricked me into believing and I finally opened my eyes! I don't even want to write it down...it's just--maybe I'm wrong--I can't write it down if it could be incorrect (plus its the type of thing I've never written before). I mean, god, I hope I'm wrong! I have to be don't I? I mean Inuyasha wasn’t...

...getting a hard on was he?