InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Mourning of the Bloody Valentine ❯ Taped ( Chapter 19 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A/N: Hey hey! Thanks for all the hilarious reviews! I had no idea chapter 18 was so funny to some people. But anyway that doesn't really matter...well it does to me, of course! So Kagome's drunk, Kouga's stunned and everybody else is dancing. Yes, so you finally met Naraku; how did you like him? Gothic enough for ya? I think so, seeing as I myself am a goth, so there's only so much I can tell you I guess.

Now let's get this over with, right?

Mourning of the Bloody Valentine

Chapter Nineteen : Taped

InuYasha awoke me just as the video was starting. He shook me gently, and I woke up with a start.

"InuYasha? What's going-"He turned me gently so I could see the video about to begin. It started off with a black screen; only a voice could be heard.

"Helloo," the person said suavely as the screen stayed blank, "I am in for a big scoop today everyone. Hope you enjoy what you see."

I noticed the voice sounded vaguely like Miroku's. Now that he was deceased, bless his soul, I barely remembered what he sounded like.

"So I introduce to you...Kouga and Kagura." He finished with a flourish and the black paper, or so it looked like, was removed to reveal the Kouga and Kagura bit. I bit back a knowing grin as it just showed the two talking:

"Kouga-san." Kagura greeted him with flirty smile.

"Kagura." He barely nodded to acknowledge her.

He was facing forward, hardly looking at her, his hands in his pockets. I hadn't seen this part. I snuck a glance at the previously-just-recovered-but-now-stunned-again Kouga, his mouth dropped to his knees, it seemed. I smiled evilly. InuYasha didn't smile or anything, he looked as stern as a rulebook, his face turned upward toward the screen.

The image of Kagura blushed, and slid her arms around Kouga from behind. Kouga immediately whirled around and began kissing her passionately. I don't think you need more details than that as their `fires' or whatever were lit and were now blazing happily. It seemed Miroku had put some music in the background, how sweet of him, before he had been `terminated'. I tried not to think about Miroku and Sango much, and I felt incredibly guilty I hadn't gone to the police or anything. But deep down I knew that they would blame InuYasha, seeing as he had been there at the time, was new and in love with me. I couldn't exactly pinpoint the motive though. And until I could, InuYasha was as harmless to me as a chip slathered in ranch dressing, which could do more damage to my cholesterol than my mental mind. I turned back to the tape and practically laughed out loud as I recognized the song.

Yo, VIP, Lets kick it!

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then i flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo-I dont know
Turn off the lights and i'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

DANCE!
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly,when i play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid dont play
If there was a problem
Yo,I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

I couldn't help it. This song always made me burst out in peals of laughter. And seeing them go at it with THIS music? Damn hilarious. Miroku had joked about how someday he was going to make love to Sango to this song. He was nearly killed for that comment, but I had laughed about it with him for ages. Too bad he'd never have the chance, poor guy.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in,the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point,to the point no faking I'm cooking MC'S like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when i hear a cymbol
And a hi hate with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and its time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say HI
Did you stop?
No-I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo-so i continued to A1A beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps are acting ill because they're so dull of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine-
All i heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumber the avenues packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what i mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

I giggled some more as the video came to the end and blackened just as Kouga pulled down his and Kagura's underwear, since the rest of themselves were naked already.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyric poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say 'Damn'
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while i kick my juice
If there was a problem
Yo-I'll solve it
Check out the hook while deshay revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man-let's get out of here!
Word to your mother

Ice Ice Baby Too Cold
Ice Ice Baby Too Cold Too cold

Ice Ice Baby Too Cold Too cold

Ah...Revenge was just too icy sweet. Everyone looked in shock as some typed words came up.

`Thus ended the relationship of Higurashi Kagome and Karamorita Kouga. Have a nice day!'

I blinked. Kagura ran out of the room in embarrassed tears, and Kouga, wide-mouthed, still stood there.

A/N: Okay that's enough for today, I think. 6 pages! Excellent! Okay please read and review! Thanks for everything guys! Review, review!

Ja ne.

-Katana