InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ Buzzin' at the Cast Party ( Chapter 23 )

Title: Buzzin' at the Cast Party

Community: Iyhedonism

Theme: You Named Your Girlie Bits What?!

Place Earned: none

Genre: Comedy

Rating: R

Word count: 200 (perfect drabble)

Warnings: sexual humor

 

 

Buzzin' at the Cast Party

 

The scene: four buzzed women enjoying themselves in a private room at the Inuyasha cast party.

 

“Come on, Sango! Tell us!”

 

“Well, I'm kind of a boob person, so I call my girlie bits `the Washing Machine.' Turn the knobs and my pants get all wet and squishy.”

 

“That's a good one,” Kagome replied. “My mom calls hers `Planet Amazonia.' No men allowed! Hey, Yura!”

 

“What?” the scantily dressed youkai grumped, removing her headphones.

 

“What do you call your girlie parts?”

 

“How about `Killer Queen?' Guaranteed to blow your mind. Anytime!” Yura sang.

 

“Huh?” Sango wondered.

 

“She likes weird American music. What about you, Kikyou?”

 

“All vaginas are gateways to hell. Men lose their souls when they enter, and from them emerge the most horrible demons known to existence—children!”

 

“Aw, now what would your younger sister say to that?”

 

“Kaede's an old bat!” Yura chimed in. “Her cooch should be called `Death Valley.' Very old and hasn't seen a drop of moisture in years. What about you, Kagome?”

 

“Ok, I've got one. This is a message to all the men listening on the other side of the door. You shall all bow down in supplication before `The Great Vagina-sama!'”

 

A/N - *bows down* All hail The Great Vagina-sama! Sorry if this seems hackneyed. I loved all of these names and couldn't bring myself to leave any of them out! And for those who don't know, “Killer Queen” is a song by Queen.