InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ To Hoodwink a Homosexual ( Chapter 25 )

Title: To Hoodwink a Homosexual

Community: inucomedyclub

Theme: Dress Up

Place Earned: none (3 entries, only winner was announced)

Genre: Comedy

Rating: PG-13

Word count: 299

Warnings: possibly offensive content

 

**Warnings and Info**

AU

This story has been accused of being homophobic and even of “thinly veiled gay-bashing.” I completely don't see it that way and had no intention of doing anything of the sort. I do not have any personal prejudices against homosexuals.

Know that two people left ICC because our Mod refused to take down the fic (the comm has a general no censorship policy).

If you think you may be offended, please just skip this story and move on to the next one. I don't want any comments or flames telling me you were offended. You have officially been given fair warning.

 

 

To Hoodwink a Homosexual

 

“Shall I answer the doorbell, sweetness?” Miroku teased.

 

“Go for it, cupcake. You look better as a chick than I do anyway.”

 

Actually, Inuyasha thought he looked damn good in women's clothing. Both of them wore ankle-length formal kimono, decorated in pink and yellow floral patterns. Eyeliner and lipstick adorned their faces. They were cross-dressing this evening because Kagome's poofster cousin Jakotsu was coming over, and both of them were on girlfriend's orders to show him a good time. They were so whipped it wasn't funny.

 

Unfortunately, Jakotsu's idea of a good time involved going to male strip clubs, swooning, and grabbing the asses of his escorts. Miroku liked to grope women, not be felt up by men! Tonight they would give the flirtatious homosexual a scare he would never forget.

 

“Hey!” Jakotsu exclaimed when the door opened. “There are my beautiful bo—huh? What are you guys wearing?!” Receiving only severe glares from the other males, Jakotsu smirked. “Oh, I see how it is. You thought you'd repulse me if you dressed up like women. But you forget that no matter what you wear, you always have these!” he exclaimed, lifting the two kimonos and baring the front of each man to the waist. His eyes bulged out of his skull, jaw dropping and quivering in horror.

 

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!”

 

Jakotsu bolted out the door, shrieking as he ran down the street. Inuyasha and Miroku burst out laughing, literally rolling on the floor until they got their mirth under control.

 

“Man, where did you get these?” Inuyasha asked, slipping off the skin-tight imitation of the female lower body that covered his loins. “It looks so real. I almost wanna take it to bed and fuck it.”

 

“EBay, dude. They were originally from the set of The Silence of the Lambs.”