Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Kryponite ❯ Disclaimer ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer:

Don't you just looooove the disclaimer? As usual, I do not own the song, Kryptonite. 3 Doors Down does. I also do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. (I sound like a stupid ATM machine… Wahhh! @ _ @ )

Naruto: It's about time you got your head out of the YuGiOh fics and into the Naruto ones! Your nickname IS SasukeIchiha after all. What the heck are you doin' writing Yugioh fics?

SasukeIchiha: Be quiet, you. Now where was I… Oh yes. Here are the lyrics for Kryptonite:

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind

I left my body lyin' somewhere in the sands of time

But I watch the world float to the dark side of the moon

I feel like there's nothing I can do, yeah…

I watch the world float to the dark side of the moon

After all, I knew it had to be somethin' to do with you

I really don't mind what happens now and then

As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?

If I'm alive and well, will you be there a-holdin' my hand?

I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind

Kryptonite…

You call strong, you call me weak, but still your secrets I will keep

You took for granted all the times I never let you down

You stumbled in and bumped your head, if not for me, then you'd be dead

I picked you up and put you back on solid ground

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?

If I'm alive and well, will you be there a-holdin' my hand?

I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind

Kryptonite…

(in tune to the verses, not the chorus)

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?

If I'm alive and well, will you be there, holdin' my hand?

I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind

Kryptonite… Yeah!

(Chorus)

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?

If I'm alive and well, will you be there a-holdin' my hand?

I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman mind

Kryptonite…

There you go! Perdy and bootiful! The pairing is Sasuke x Naruto, and I think my writing will take it from there!

Naruto: Ok, first you're writing YuGiOh fics, and now you're talking nonsense. What's a bootiful anyways? And what the hell is a perdy? Huh?