Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Two Thingies of DOOM ❯ The Black Gate is Opened…then Closed ( Chapter 7 )
Aside from the Black Gate being opened, Sauron gets really ticked off at his bumbling wizard ally, Mario.
Non Anime: Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.03.2004 | Updated On: 11.11.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 973 | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed
Chapter Seven: The Black Gate is Opened…then Closed
[Sonic, Tails, and Omochao have crossed the Dead Marshes (spooky music) and are right on the edge of Mordor. In front of them lies the Black Gate, the main entrance to Mordor. Currently, it's closed.]
Sonic: This is the way in?
Tails: Thousands of guards, hundreds of massive battle trolls, two massive towery guarding posts…looks like fun.
Omochao: Be careful not to let anyone see you!
Sonic: And we get in how?
[As if responding to Sonic's voice, the massive gate begins to open. In fact, a small battalion of troops is entering Mordor.]
Troop Commander: Hut! Hut! Hike! Blue 42!
Sonic: We have a chance! Let's go!
Omochao: No! Don't go! There is a better way in!
Tails: If there's a better way in, why are we here?
Omochao: Well, the new way will lead you to more gory deaths…I mean is much safer!
Sonic: Are you sure?
Omochao: I think so…
Tails: YOU "THINK" SO?
Omochao: Umm…
[The Black Gate closes.]
Sonic: Oh. Just great! Just great!
Tails: The other way had better be good!
Omochao: If it still exists…
Sonic: IF IT STILL EXISTS? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "IF IT STILL EXISTS"?
Omochao: It might have been destroyed a while ago…
Sonic: What an idiot! I might as well drop dead now!
Omochao: Yes. Do that! RIGHT NOW! DROP DEAD AND GIVE OMOCHAO THE PRECIOUSSS!!
[Silence.]
Sonic: Damn, you're scaring me.
Tails: He's turning me on!
[Silence. Sonic and Omochao turn around and glare at Tails.]
Tails: What? I didn't say anything.
Sonic: You've been acting weirder than usual…
[The camera pans off to Orthanc, lair of the Blue Wizard Mario. Mario is standing on top of Orthanc, talking to Sauron somehow.]
Mario: My-a armies will-a crush-a the Rohan. Soon-a they will-a all DIE!
Sauron: (As creepy as creepy can get) YES! DESTROY THE ROHAN! MY ARMIES WILL SOON BE READY TO MARCH!
Mario: Yes! Middle-a-Earth cannot-a survive-a the union of-a these TWO-A THINGIES OF-A DOOM!
Sauron: (Creepy as usual) BLOCKHEAD! TWO TOWERS! THEY'RE CALLED TOWERS! I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!
Mario: Say-a what?
Sauron: (Creepy) IGNORE THE LAST SENTENCE I SAID! I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION! THAT LAST STATEMENT WAS MUTTERED UNDER MY BREATH!
Mario: O-a-k. We-a soon shall-a rule Middle-Earth, TOGETHER!
Sauron: (The usual…) WE SURE WILL! AFTER I KILL YOU! DISREGARD THAT LAST SENTENCE!
Mario: As-a you-a command!