Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Two Thingies of DOOM ❯ Hippie Moot ( Chapter 12 )

Chapter Twelve: Hippie Moot

[Rouge and Knuckles are alone in some clearing of the forest. Moonbeam has wandered off to find some of the other Hippies. Knuckles wanders over a fountain and gets some water.]

Rouge: Hey! Moonbeam told us not to drink that!

Knuckles: He's a hippie. What does he know?

[As Knuckles starts to drink some of the water out of a jug, Rouge runs up and tries to grab the water jug. Knuckles starts to run.]

Knuckles: Hey! I'm drinking this!

Rouge: Give me that! You're not supposed to drink that!

Knuckles: I'm not sharing it with you!

Rouge: I don't want it! I want you to drop that thing RIGHT now!

[Knuckles suddenly trips, falls, and drops the water jug. Rouge slips on the jug and lands right on top of Knuckles.]

Knuckles: Heh-heh. No one can resist the charm of Knuckles!

Rouge: (Turning bright red) Uh…my…

Knuckles: (Muffled) Your breasts are smushed right into my face! Happy day!

[Rouge tries to get up, but before she can pull herself up, a tree root grabs her and Knuckles, and starts to pull them underground.]

Rouge: I am not dieing wrapped up against Knuckles! Someone save me!

Knuckles: (Muffled) I'm going to die wrapped up against Rouge! I'm going to die happy! Plus I feel so dirty!

Rouge: No pain I can descend on you will make up for this!

Knuckles: (Muffled) I don't care! No amount pain will ever wipe this happy memory from my life!

Rouge: HELP! SOMEBODY!

[Moonbeam comes crashing through the woods and pulls Rouge and an overly excited Knuckles from between the tree's roots.]

Rouge: Thank you so very much.

Knuckles: Why in hell did you come? You ruined the happiest moment of my existence!

Moonbeam: (Obviously stoned) Yeah…huh…well…there's a Hippie Moot to go off to…

[Moonbeam carries a smirking Knuckles and one pissed off Rouge towards the Hippie Moot. When they reach the Hippie Moot place Moonbeam puts them down and starts to introduce some of the other Hippies.]

Moonbeam: Ok…He's Wave, that one's Horseradish, he's Sue, that one over there is Morning Frog, over there…

Rouge: Please shut up…my day is not going well, and I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NAMES!

Moonbeam: Yeah. We'll be busy Mooting if you need us.

[The Hippies form a tight circle. Within a few seconds the odor of marijuana fills the air. Knuckles and Rouge are standing to the side.]

Rouge: Know this Knuckles, I will kill you for what happened today.

Knuckles: What happened?

Rouge: WHAT HAPPENED?! MY BREASTS WERE SMUSHED RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!

Knuckles: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Rouge: You WHAT? FORGOT?! NO ONE FORGETS HAVING MY BREASTS SMUSHED INTO THEIR FACE!

Knuckles: Maybe you should remind me…

[Rouge is about to do so when she realizes that Knuckles is just trying to get another face full o' breast.]

Rouge: YOU BASTARD PIG YOU!

Knuckles: I find that offensive!

Rouge: I'll kill you!

[Rouge gets up and runs straight at Knuckles. Out of nowhere a Hippie arm stops Rouge's path.]

Wave: Hey little dudes! Like some weed?

Knuckles: Not really…

Wave: Tough shit, little man.

[Wave slams a huge smokin' slab o' weed in the mouths of Rouge and Knuckles. Within 21 seconds they are both stoned beyond all reason.]

Rouge: (Completely and totally under the influence) You know what? I LOVE you Knuckles!

Knuckles: Arrgh…let…me kiss…frogs?

Rouge: I'm a gonna' kiss you lover boy.

[Rouge leans over to kiss Knuckles but faints and collapses on Knuckles. The force of impact knocks Knuckles out. The scene darkens and then returns to day light. Knuckles and Rouge are…well…spooning (Unconsciously, not intentionally). Rouge wakes up and finds herself pressed up against Knuckles.]

Rouge: AHH! Please God, let us not have done it! Not done it!

Knuckles: (Just waking) Wha? Rouge why are you so close to me? Are you ready to divulge your true feelings for me?

Rouge: NO! You don't even know what "divulge" means! AND LET GO OF ME YOU PIG!

[Knuckles reluctantly loosens his grip. Rouge squirms out as fast as possible. Moonbeam walks up to them.]

Moonbeam: So…did you two enjoy your lengthy nighttime scronking session?

Rouge: HELL NO! WE DID NOT DO IT!

Knuckles: HELL YES! WE DID DO IT!

Moonbeam: I'm just messin' with you…

Rouge: Thank God…

Knuckles: (Near tears) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Moonbeam: Ah. Young love…

Rouge: Say that again and I kill you.

Moonbeam: Well yeah…anyways, I have to take you guys home.

[Knuckles and Rouge climb onto Moonbeam's shoulders. He sets off heading towards…Not Hobbiton. Yeah. Ah, no one cares by now anyways. You all just want the killing to start. We'll get there soon enough.]