Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Apple of My Eye ❯ Naked ( Chapter 6 )

God, the Grand(e): Well once again, um… what was I gunna say? Help me out here Gandz

Gandalf: *Sigh* Silly lordess… We own nothing, not even my name!

Greebo, the Dragon: At that, let's start the party! * Turns on Aaron Carter music*

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"That is the ugliest suit I have ever seen in my life! It's freakin bright pink!" Malik exclaimed at one of the bridal magazines he was looking at. Bakura, Malik, and Yami had arrived at Solomon's, only to be taken to Pegasus's with the couple to look over bridal magazine's and things.

"That's not a suit Malik, you idiot, it's a wedding dress!" Bakura argued, rolling his eyes.

"Then why does it have pants Baka?" Malik retorted.

"You're idiots! That isn't even for sale, it's just a drawing!" Yami bellowed at the feuding two.

"Oh! I was wondering why the guy only had one eye!" Malik announced in total shock.

"Why is there a Cyclops in a wedding magazine?" Bakura asked, twirling his messy white hair in confusion. Yami shook his head.

"What about this one, it looks nice!" Yami chimed, pointing to a leather suit.

"Do you really want to see two old men in that?" Malik replied, raising a blonde eyebrow. A senile giggle could be heard in the background.

"We aren't that old Malik!" Solomon chirped, giving them a grin.

"Yeah, I never noticed. You're still as beautiful as a newly bloomed rose to me." Pegasus said sweetly as he wrapped an arm around his shorter partner.

"Stop, your making me blush!" Solomon giggled, looking to his lover's face. How he loved those blue ( I have no idea what color Pegasus's eye's are) shiny orbs that starred back at him with so much love. Pegasus bent over and placed a gentle kiss on his darling's cheek. The boys just starred back, half way grossed out, but half way amused with the strange cuteness of it all. 'I don't know how Yugi could just disregard his Grandfather like that. Pegasus and Solomon have so much love for each other.' Yami thought as he studied the couple.

"So, have you guys seen anything that looked ok?" Pegasus asked, as he glided over to the humongous mahogany colored dining room table the three where seated across from each other at.

"Well, I found this." Bakura said, as he pointed to white suit that had gold trim, and hems.

Pegasus gasped. "I like! I can tell you have great taste in clothing Bakura. Where is that available at?" He asked.

"Erm, I think it's an ad for Bob's Big Bridal Boutique." Bakura responded, as he eyed the ad.

"Oh! Great! Do you like it Solomon?"

"It's nice, I really like it! You'll look great in it!" Solomon exclaimed.

"Great, I think there's one of those on Domino Drive ( Domino city's big shopping district ) " Pegasus stated.

"Shall we go look then?" He asked the four.

"Sure." Yami said. Bakura and Yami were relived to be doing something other than looking at magazines, though Malik still seemed to be having a great time.

"We should try the cake shop on Brookson Street for your wedding cake." Malik said as he zipped up his boots.

"Yeah, and Maraca's is catering right?" Yami asked.

"Correct kiddo's." Solomon said as the five got into the limo and drove off.

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"B y the way, thank you three for helping us out, it really means a lot to us." Pegasus said with a beam.

"No problem. I am just sorry that our other halves didn't feel the same." Yami replied.

"Yeah, Marik would make a great flower girl." Malik said, snickering.

"I don't know, I say Ryou could give him a run for his money." Bakura said, smirking.

"Yeah, your right, Ryou already looks like a girl." Malik sassed. Bakura scowled.

"He is too manly- ok, your right. He's still better than Malik by about two million percent." Bakura stated a smug look on his face.

"Well duh. Ryou's cute and Marik is just a lunatic." Malik said in an obvious tone.

"Don't you go getting ideas loon #2." Bakura snarled.

"Why, he hates you remember?" Bakura gave him a look that would make an other person cower and bow down. However, this was Malik, and Marik was sure as hell a lot more terrifying, so it didn't really phase the aforementioned. Malik laughed.

"It's ok Kura, he's all yours. Besides, as I have stated before, I am NOT gay." Malik said simply.

"Actually, I was going to have Yugi be the flower girl… But he um, politely refused…" Solomon trailed off.

"Funny, because Pharaoh here said Yugi cursed the living day lights out at you two." Malik said, a little confused.

"Well, polite, more or less." Solomon said, nervously scratching the back oh his neck.

"I called Seto though, and he said he'd come to the wedding. Mokuba is our new flower girl and it only cost me five hundred dollars to get him to say yes!" Pegasus said, pleased with himself.

"Hell, I'd be a flower girl for five hundred too!" Malik exclaimed.

"Mokuba likes to wear dresses though, so it isn't like it's all that much of a stretch." Yami said with a shrug. He tried to imagine his, well not his, but Yugi in a pink dress. Yugi would look strangely cute, with a flower garland wrapped around his head, throwing flower petals everywhere. He sighed at the thought and came back to reality. He still had hope that Yugi would change his mind, but not without a lot of unknown trouble first.

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Marik, Yugi, Bakura, Nolbz, Dess, and Hikari were all sitting around at the park brainstorming. They were going to go to Ryou's house, but after a little quarrel he had with his Yami, he didn't really want to run into him for quite awhile. They were all lying in the grass enjoying the summer sun.

"Ok well, like I said, tonight, we will all stay the night at my house. We'll break up and sneak over to Yugi's and Pegasus's mansion around 9:00 p.m. to go spying. I have some extra spy gear at my house that I know we will definitely need. " Hikari told them all.

"Why in the world do you have spy gear?" Ryou asked, bewildered.

"Well, my dad's a secret agent; why else would I have it?" He asked. Ryou just gave him a weird look and turned away.

"I have an idea, let me channel Malik and get some information out of him! I know he's too stupid to know why I need it!" Marik said.

//Mally Wally!// Marik had to wait a minute for Malik's response.

/Yes M?/

//So, where are you staying tonight?//

/Why?/

//Just out of curiosity..//

/Um, I think we are all staying the night at Pegas- Hey wait! Your planning something!/ Marik just mentally laughed.

//Thank you sweetheart, talk to you later!// Marik said as he closed off the link.

"I gained some info. They're staying the night at Pegasus's mansion." Marik shrieked.

"Fine then, new plan, we all spy at Pegasus's. I have a few ideas too. We plant a fake love letter to someone from Solomon. It's brilliant. Then, we put some lip stick on and kiss some of Pegasus's shirt colors to make it look like he had a girl coming over!" Hikari announced. It was almost as if he had been planning this for months instead of just learning it that day.

"Ok then. Well, it's getting late so let's go prepare." Nolbz said as he got up followed by the others.

'It starts tonight.' Yugi thought to himself as they trampled out of the park.

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" How does it look?" Pegasus asked, as he twirled around in the white suit he was adorned in.

"Great, Solomon will really like you in it." Yami said, giving the other man a convincing smile.

"No lies?" Pegasus look a bit worried.

"Of course not, just totally fantastic." Yami said happily.

"Then I do believe we have found the winning suit." Pegasus said as he went to the changing room.

Yami was glad to be done shopping, seeing as he had been at this store for two hours all alone with Pegasus shopping for the aforementioned wedding. At last, the two could go look for the other three.

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"Damn, how long does it take ur boyfriend to pick out a damn suit! After all, they all look the same." Bakura muttered, as he drummed his fingers along the limo's window.

"He just wants to look nice for Solomon Kura, geez." Malik replied, slightly annoyed by the constant tapping of Bakura's fingers.

Solomon was laying across the seats napping, since it had only taken them about twenty minutes to pick out a suit, mostly Bakura grabbed the first white one he saw and said it would look great on him. In all actuality, the suit was somewhat horrendous, seeming as it was a white silk material, with glitter strewn all over it. Unfortunately, for him, Marik wasn't helping, because as everyone knows, he is only the King of shopping, while Malik, and Bakura couldn't pick out a fashionable outfit to save their lives.

"Feel free to stop drumming your fingers ANY time now…" Malik said, his voice drenched in irritation. Bakura blew a bubble ( a/n: He got bubblegum somehow from the Mystical Bubble Gum Fairy ) and kept drumming.

"K." He said, as his bubble popped.

"Bakura.." Malik hissed.

"Yeah Party Monster?" Bakura said, still strumming his fingers.

"STOP!" Malik hollered, making Solomon jump.

"What Fire! Where, someone call Super Yami! He'll save the day!" Solomon shrieked. Bakura and Malik just glared. Solomon then realized where he was and what was happening.

"Must be the pre-wedding jitters." He replied nervously.

"Is Yami related to Super Man?" Bakura asked, stupidity obviously taking over.

"…" His question went unanswered.

"Ryou really should put you into school after this summer is over." Malik said flatly, starring at his white haired friend. Bakura went back to drumming his fingers, and thinking.

"Hey guys, we've been looking all over for you!" Pegasus said as he crawled in the limo next to his boyfriend. He planted a quick kiss on Solomon's lips, making the old man giggle with delight.

"Hey Sugar." Solomon said seductively, licking his lips.

"I want you so bad." Pegasus purred in his lover's ear, making Solomon smirk.

"Later tonight." Solomon promised as he scooted away from Pegasus. The three boys decided it was just best to not ask anything.

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It was later now, and Yugi and pals where all geared up. It turned out Hikari had not been lying about his father being a secret agent and he had a whole room full of spy gear. They each wore black cat suits, and sunglasses that were in fact night vision goggles. They also had walky talkies, a secret motion detector toy airplane with installed spy cameras, ropes, flares, guns, and many other trinkets. Why they needed all that, Yugi didn't know, but Nolbz protested it was for the best.

"Finally, I can fulfill my dreams of working for the CIA!" Marik chirped.

"Um, I thought you wanted to take over the world?" Yugi asked confused.

"Well, I mean, my dream after that one, and also after the one where every single hot guy out there is forbidden to wear clothes." Marik said happily. He received stares and sweat drops and then they where out the door.

"Do you have the letter?" Nolbz asked Ryou, since he had been the chosen one to write it because he had such a way with words.

"Yeah, right here." Ryou said, waving a letter in his face.

"Great. You did address it to Candy right?" Nolbz asked.

"Yeah, though I do think Tea is a much better whore name." Ryou stated.

"No, Solomon is a big guy, and he likes food right? So the girl should be candy." Dess said happily, giving them all a freakishly huge smile.

"Why are we taking him again?" Ryou whispered to Yugi. Yugi just gave a small smile and shrugged.

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"Ok, so we just have to put the letter in Pegasus's room right?" Yugi asked.

"Yeah, since we sent the spy plane in, I see that it's on the second floor in the left wing. Bakura, Yami, and Malik are on the first floor watching a movie, while Solomon and Pegasus are in the bathroom, doing… something. The bathroom they are in is right next to the bedroom, so you two have to hurry. Now what you're going to have to do is get inside with out being noticed by any of Pegasus's servants, and Yami and co. who are right next to the front door. Unfortunately, that is the only way in without setting off any alarms. We need a distraction; so fortunately, we have Dess and Nolbz for that.

What's going to happen is Dess, you'll knock on the front door then run to a window, and start banging on it. Nolbz, you start banging on windows too but remember, DO NOT get seen. Ryou, Yugi, while they are banging on random windows and doors, You will both go in the front door, run up the stairs, plant the letter, and get the hell out of there. I will contact you on your ear pieces to tell you what to do next." Hikari informed them, very seriously.

"So our plan to break in is basically banging on windows huh? And what if no one looks? This is such a stupid plan." Ryou said, folding his arms inward.

"Well can you think of better?" Hikari asked, towering over Ryou intimidatingly. Ryou shook his head and went back to pouting.

"Ok, first things first. Nolbz and Dess, start banging."

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Knock

Knock

Knock

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"Hello?" Bakura said as he starred blankly outside. No one was there, except the summer wind.

"If you don't come out and show your self in two seconds, I swear to Ra I will personally pulverize you. Personally!" Bakura hollered, his voice trailing off into the distance. He stepped outside and looked around in the bushes finding absolutely nothing.

"Bakura, who was that?" Malik asked, scratching his head.

"Ding Dong Ditcher I guess. " Bakura said as he shrugged it off and closed the door.

"Who was it?" Yami asked curiously.

"Ding-"

Bang!

Bang!

"Oh my god! Bakura that is not a ding-dong ditcher! There's someone out there!" Malik shrieked, clinging onto Yami.

"Then what are we waiting for, let's go have some fun with them." Bakura said, a smirk playing across his lips.

"What if it's a murderer?" Malik shirked.

"Get off." Yami said, pushing Malik off of him.

"Sorry." Malik mumbled.

" I have a feeling I know who it is." Bakura said darkly as he grabbed the two and dragged them out the back door.

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R you and Yugi ran inside.

"Stairway!" Yugi whispered, pointing to a grand staircase. The two ran up the stairs to the second floor.

Giggles could be heard from the bathroom door.

"Hehe, oh Solomon, your sick!" Ryou cringed as he grabbed a fumed Yugi and headed into the door next to it.

"Ok, set the letter on the desk and let's go!" Ryou hissed, motioning towards the door. Yugi set the letter down and they were just about to go out the door when all of a sudden another opened.

"Oh shit! Hide!" Ryou yelped. The two ran to the closet and buried themselves in Pegasus's dirty clothes. The two boys also put lipstick on and kissed several of Pegasus's shirt's collars.

A man woman dressed in a maids uniform walked in the door and looked around.

"Hm, I could've sworn I heard footsteps in here. All well." She said as she walked out of the room. Yugi and Ryou released there breathes.

"We got to go, I think I just heard the tub emptying!" Yugi whispered as the two struggled out of the closet and ran to the top of the stairwell unseen.

"Damn! I swear we where this close to finding those kids." Malik exclaimed as he walked though the front door, side by side with Bakura and Yami.

"Oh no!" Ryou whispered, as the two retreated up the stairs and into a random room.

"Did you just hear running Bakura?" Yami asked, glancing to the stairway.

"Yeah, I did Pharaoh. Something's not right." He said as he trampled up the marble steps. Malik followed.

"What do you think it is?" Malik asked, worried.

"I think we have a few trespassers on our hands." Bakura hissed threateningly, opening up doors to find a sign of intruders.

"Yugi, what are we going to do! Bakura will find us!" We have to go out the window!" Ryou whispered fearfully, walking slowly to the window.

"Ryou, what are we supposed to do, jump?" Yugi asked, sarcasm dripping.

"Look! There's a tree branch and it looks sturdy enough to hold us!" Ryou whispered happily, as he opened the window. Footsteps could be heard out the door.

"Come on Yugi, it's our only chance!" Ryou said as he practically pulled the smaller teen out window onto the branch.

The door burst open.

"I found you!" Bakura hollered as he ran into the room.

"Shit, Malik, they got away!" He exclaimed, trampling over to the open window. He glanced out and saw six figures running off into the distance. One of them had spiky multi-colored hair.

"That's what I thought." Bakura hissed, watching said six running.

"What you find um?" Malik asked, scampering to the window. His eyes widened as he saw the get-a ways running.

"Marik!" He screamed as loud his lungs could go.

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"What do you think they where doing?" Yami asked curiously as the three sat talking outside in the grass.

"Revenge. They did something. I can feel it." Bakura said, his words trailing off as he looked up to the moon.

"Should we tell Pegasus?" Malik questioned.

"No, we will leave this problem to ourselves to handle, don't ruin their happiness." Yami said sternly.

"Yeah, lets wait until morning to see what they did first. Then, we kill um." Bakura said happily, shredding pieces of grass.

"Or, we could just scold them or something." Yami said, thinking Bakura's statement was a bit rash.

"We could do that too, but I still think murder would be more fun." Bakura said simply.

"Like you could kill Ryou!" Malik exclaimed.

"….." Bakura couldn't think of a good thing to say, so instead he death glared Malik and pounced him.

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Go d: It's a miracle, I am finally done. I originally had intentions of putting it on Friday, which where put off, and then I decided Sunday, which was put off. But now, it comes! Wow, and it's even long for once which is kinda good besides the fact that it's just a weird chapter..

Gandalf: Yeah, it lacks humor..

God: Lol, and sorry the break in was somewhat uneventful, I just kinda wanted to get to the point. Well, all well next chapter will be much more funny and other stuff! Also, next chapter is another very cute Solly- Wolly and Pegasus lemon! Yay! ^_^

Gandalf: Yeah, since everyone just loves them to pieces, why not add another ^_^

God: My thoughts exactly Gand-Man!

Gandalf: I am sooooo glad spring break is next week.

God: Me too, I am way tired of school. *cringe*

Greebo: I could go for you!

God: Yes, because the teachers wouldn't totally freak out when a huge green, pink polka-dotted dragon was in my seat.

Greebo: I know! That's why I could go!

God: -_-;; Sometimes Greebz, I just don't feel like I am getting to you….

Greebo: Why is there something in the way?

Gandalf: 0_o Just a fat skull nothing gets past.

Greebo: Then someone should tell it to go on a diet! ^_^

God and Gandz: …..

Greebo: What!

God: Nothing… *cough* Anyways, now to everyone's favorite part where we all go around in a circle and tell everyone a little about ourselves!

Greebo: Hi, I am Greebo, and I am an alcoholic.

Gandalf: -_-;; Ok, on to our one mystical and very scandalous reviewer!

God: Hiya DemonandGoddess! *waves* Sorry for breaking up Yugi/ Yami, but no worries, things will get better, a promise is a promise ^^! Thank you for reviewing kidd-o and here's your update!

Gandalf: Mhm! Well later days, and we hope you all have nice lives till next chapter anyways!

God: Buh-bye!

Greebo: And we love feedback, so review if you want of course!!

Gandalf: Later days!