Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Apple of My Eye ❯ Last Time Lover ( Chapter 7 )

God, the Grand (e): Dancin smarty-pants, take it away!

Dancin Smarty Pants: Nope, my God does NOT own Yu-gi-oh, or Hikari! Nope.

Nolbz: But Dess and I are all hers! *hearts in eyes*

God: *runs*

Gandalf: Now to the point!

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A dripping Solomon waltzed into the bedroom of Pegasus wearing only a blue towel. He was searching for some pajamas to adorn himself in, but instead looked to a letter.

"Hm, wonder who it's for?" The man voiced aloud. He picked up the letter and observed the sloppy handwriting. 'Candy huh?' He thought.

"What are you looking at love?" The tall white haired man asked over Solomon's shoulder. Solomon jumped.

"Ah! OH sorry Hon didn't see you there!" Solomon exclaimed.

"Candy huh?" Pegasus stated, looking to the letter.

"Yeah… who is it?" Solomon asked, curious.

"I haven't a clue." Pegasus said, dumbfounded.

"Let's open it and see!" Solomon opened the kiss-sealed letter and read aloud its contents.

"Dear Candy,

Hey Sexy! You are so yummy, you big feisty woman you." Solomon red, giggling.

"Your taste is so sweet, I love your sugary goodness, you white chocolate morsel, you. When can I taste your sweet skin again? How many hours will I have to yearn? Oh, how I love your long blonde hair that flows to that big double D chest of yours. You and those mini skirts you wear. You make my heart a flutter and my manly parts too. Meet me Friday at our usual place?

Love,

Peggy-boo" Solomon was crying with laughter by the end of the letter, along side Pegasus.

"What is this?" The old man cried.

"I… I don't know!" Pegasus said, stifling his giggles. It was only to obvious this letter was a total fake. It's for a girl, and Pegasus is obviously gay, there's no way you could miss it.

"I wonder how it got here!" Pegasus proclaimed.

"Probably a joke played by Yami and co!" Pegasus suggested.

"We should inform them we found it."

"But first…" Pegasus grabbed his partner possessively around the waist. "You promised love." He purred, sending tingles down the older man's spine.

"Lets make it hot." Solomon breathed. He looked around the candle lit room, and found that the fire was lit. 'Perfect.' He thought.

Pegasus started licking Solomon's neck, making said man mewl.

"Oh…" He moaned, his eyes rolling behind his head. Pegasus moved his mouth up Solomon's neck.

"I want to spend the rest of my life with you." Pegasus whispered, lust dripping in his voice. He picked up Solomon and moved him to the bed, where the real fun began!

Pegasus removed the two's towels and started draping Solomon with kisses down the wrinkled man's chest.

"Oh Peggy!" The old man cried, causing Pegasus to smirk. He trailed down, until he found himself but two inches away from Solomon's member.

"I went into the jungle love, but I've found the wild snake." He whispered seductively, licking his lips.

"I love it when you talk dirty." Solomon moaned as Pegasus threw his mouth on the very erect member.

"OH, GOD!" Solomon cried. Pegasus wriggled his tongue all over Solomon.

"Oh, baby, I think I'm gonna blow!" Solomon bellowed.

"Hm… maybe I should stop then." Pegasus said softly, removing his tongue from said member.

"Noooo!" Solomon pleaded. Pegasus smirked, and returned to sucking and blowing, until Solomon screamed out.

"I'm erupting like a volcano!" And before Pegasus knew it, his face was covered in a gooey white substance.

He licked it off his lips. "Yum." He purred. Solomon giggled.

"What?" Pegasus said, crawling up towards Solomon's face, making Solomon giggle harder.

The white cream dripped off Pegasus's face, causing Solomon to shriek in laughter.

"Stop laughing, this is supposed to be sensual!" Pegasus cried, pouting.

"Sorry love, but it looks like you dunked your head in a can of ice cream!" Solomon yelped, hysterical.

"You're being very naughty angel; do you know what happens to bad boys?" Pegasus asked licking his lips once again. (a/n and we are stopping there!)

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Solomon, Pegasus, Yami, Bakura, and Malik were sitting at the table eating breakfast the next morning. The sun was once again shining brightly, making another nice day!

"I fucking hate the sun." Bakura groaned as he slammed his head on the table.

"Tables manners." Pegasus kindly reminded. Bakura flipped him off and went back to groaning.

"It's the love shack, just a little ol' place where we can get together!" Malik sang happily. Bakura gave him murderous eyes before shoving some close to raw meat in his mouth.

"Not a morning person I'm guessing." Solomon proclaimed before taking a bite of his hash browns.

So, Yami. We found your little joke." Pegasus said, starring to Yami.

"Joke?" Yami asked, confused.

"Your letter." He said, throwing an envelope at them.

"Candy?" Malik muttered.

"Oh, right, joke, hah, letter…" Yami trailed off.

"Well, Solomon and I have some errands to run, your welcome to come along, or you can stay." Pegasus informed, rising from the table.

"Thanks but we'll stay." Yami said politely, giving Pegasus a cheery smile. Solomon and Pegasus then left the dining room.

Malik ripped open the letter and the three read it silently.

"They sneak into the house and this is what they came up with?" Malik exclaimed.

"Ryou obviously wrote it, I'd know his pretty little curvy letters anywhere." Bakura said smugly.

"No kidding, who else is stupid enough to think of something like Peggy-poo?" Yami retorted, receiving a kick form the white haired spirit across from him.

"Ok, did you guys totally miss that Marik was with them?" Malik replied.

"Can Malik actually read and write?" Bakura replied know-it-all style.

"How else would he shop?" Malik said knowingly.

"Oh yeah, I forgot, he did get the invitation to be the sixth member of those queer eye guys huh? The fag five or something…" Bakura responded. Malik nodded.

"I say we go inform our friends of the finding." Malik said with a smirk, receiving nods from Yami and Bakura.

"Who where the other kids though?"

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Yugi, Ryou, and the others were all sleeping at Hikari's house, when all of a sudden; there was a ringing sound from the door. Yugi rubbed his face, smearing the black refugee lines he had on his face the previous night. He yawned and stumbled towards the door.

"Thanks Yug." Hikari mumbled, before wriggling to his other side.

Yugi turned the doorknob and found three Egyptians posing once again. He gasped and yelled for Ryou and Marik.

"What's a matter Yugi?" Yami cooed. Marik and Ryou ran towards the door and gasped, too.

"Erm, hey Malik." Marik said cheerfully.

"Oh Marik! What the hell is this?" Malik demanded as he stuck an envelope in his face. Marik read the letters on the paper.

"I don't know your girl friend?" Marik said clueless. Malik rolled his eyes.

"No you dolt! It's a fake letter for Pegasus. I know we didn't write it!" Bakura shouted.

"Golly gosh Bakura, take a chill pill! We have no idea what you're talking about!" Ryou said innocently.

"Don't talk to me." Bakura spat, Ryou awestricken.

"White haired pansy." Ryou muttered.

"Um, Ry-guy, you have white hair too." Malik pointed out.

"Well, it doesn't keep him from being a pansy." Ryou sassed, pouting. Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Anyways, we know what you're up to." Bakura hissed, glaring at Yugi. Who was biting his lower lip?

"We haven't done anything guys. All we're doing is staying the night at our new friend's house." Yugi announced.

"Liar." Yami said flatly.

"Your one to talk." Yugi retorted.

"I have never lied to you!" Yami wailed, flailing his arms.

"Liar."

"Yugi! I swear if you weren't my Hikari, I-d, I-d, I-d…"

"You'd what?" Yugi uttered.

"I-d, uh, do something really really bad that would really suck for you!" He announced, going into a pout.

"Anyways, we know what you're doing, we know you wrote it. By the way, what ever you're planning, just stop, because we are going to find out and squash it." Bakura spat, stepping on a poor ant.

"Bakura! You just killed an ant, you asshole!" Marik squealed, smacking Bakura.

"Yeah, well, here's a quarter, call someone who cares!" Ryou replied, throwing a dime at them before slamming the door.

"That was a dime idiot!" Bakura hollered.

"Ooh! A dime!" Malik said in awe. Yami dragged the two away, back to Pegasus's mansion.

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"Update guys, I have a plan. Turns out there is a date tonight, that is about to be ruined!" Hikari announced happily.

"What are you talking about?" Ryou asked, as he looked away from the game of Clue he was playing with Dess, Yugi, and Marik.

"Oh, Solomon and Pegasus are going out to dinner tonight at 'Albertos.' "He proclaimed.

"How do you-"

"Because, I had Nolbz here stick one on the limo." He said simply, stroking his cat Squiggle. She meowed contently before coughing up a hairball.

"Cute." Hikari said flatly, eyeing the snow colored cat. She purred and nudged his leg.

"So what's the pan?" Yugi asked anxiously.

"Does it call for disguises?" Marik exclaimed.

"That it does." Hikari said with a smirk, before pulling out his white board and ruler to write out the plan.

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"We'll see you guys after dinner!" Pegasus said, before walking out the door arm in arm with Solomon. Yami waved, and ran back to the couch once the door was shut.

"We should go after them, you know, to make sure spies don't slip past our nets." Yami said.

"Wow, it's a good thing I brought a bunch of disguises then!" Malik chirped.

"Why?" Bakura asked shaking his head. Malik shrugged and pulled out three leather cameo outfits.

"We're going to a restaurant, not the set of a Destiny's Child music video shoot!" Yami spat.

"Whatever!" Malik said as he threw numerous amounts of other clothing items at him.

"Here Bakura, you be a waiter!" Malik exclaimed as he threw a white blouse, slacks, and a little black apron at him.

"I am not about to be a sissy waitress." He shot as he three the outfit back.

"Well, too bad, you have to because Yami can't. One look and they'll all know who it is." Malik replied, throwing the clothes back again.

"What's he going to do then?"

"Stand guard outside and report to us with the walkie talkies I brought." He said as he threw them each pink and white Barbie walkie-talkies. The two starred at them funny.

"They're Marik's, ok?" Malik stated defensively. They nodded and went to get dressed.

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"Why do I have to be a waitress?" Ryou demanded.

"Because you look most like a girl and we only had one waiter costume." Nolbz said simply.

"So, Marik has long hair!" Ryou cursed.

"Yeah, spiky, long hair." Hikari replied.

"So straighten it!" Ryou said pouting. He didn't like the idea of having to wear a skirt, and makeup.

"Ryou, it's ok, no one will even notice it's you." Marik comforted.

"Easy for you to say, you don't have to try to get them to flirt with you, wear fake boobs, and make Solomon flirt with you." Ryou snapped.

"Ryou, you're the most important part, the distraction!" Yugi said, his voice muffled from the mustache he wore. Yugi was just supposed to be the average guy on a date with his girlfriend via Dess. Yugi had an extremely huge 10-gallon cowboy hat on, fake mustache, and overly huge suit on. He wore six-inch platform shoes just so it would fit. Dess had blonde hair extensions in, and wore a floral-print dress.

"Man, you could've at least picked cute girl outfits. Those are treacherous!" Marik exclaimed as the six walked.

They got to the building, and split up to do their parts. Nolbz and Marik went outside and lurked, looking through the windows, making sure everything was ok. Yugi and Dess grudgingly held hands and walked into the building, to go get their reserved table for a 'Mr. James St. James.' Hikari and Ryou went to one of the back doors.

"Ok, now we need two name tags, meaning we need to knock out two people!" Hikari said in a serious tone. Just then two people, one boy, one girl walked out the back doors, looking to be on a cigarette break. Hikari and Ryou went from behind, tackled them, took off their nametags, and ran.

"Ok, good, now, waltz in and go to work!" Hikari said happily, as they walked through the back door, into the kitchen, and found their way to the serving floor.

"You go to Solomon's table; I'll go and serve some random people." Hikari whispered. Ryou hmphed, and searched the upscale restaurant for a dwarf, and a giant. He gasped when he saw the two sharing a kiss as the looked over the menu. 'I cannot believe I am doing this.' He mentally groaned.

"Hey sugar, want to get me some coffee?" A middle-aged man in his forties asked, licking his lips.

"Oh my god, no!" Ryou exclaimed. He turned to waltz away and realized something pinched him. 'Oh my god, who is touching my butt!' He mentally exclaimed before looking back and seeing some old man winking. He squeaked and swiftly walked to Pegasus's table.

"Hello gentlemen, how are you two doing tonight?" He chirped in his most girly voice. Solomon glared at him. 'She looks familiar for some reason.' He thought.

"Wonderful and you?" Pegasus said.

"Oh, ok!" He said aloud, "But better if you'd come home with me tonight." She whispered to Solomon, licking his lips. Solomon blushed and turned back to his menu. He accidentally dropped a fork in the process.

"Oh, let me get that!" He cried, diving to get it, and then shoving his fake breasts in Solomon's face.

"Here you are babe!" He said, winking.

"Would you two like me to set your napkins in your lap?" He asked, grabbing Solomon's and making sure to caress. He jolted up and squealed.

"Are you ok Hon?" Pegasus asked, worried.

"Fine." Solomon peeped.

"And yours!" Ryou said, grabbing it and throwing it in Pegasus's lap.

"You know, I know a guy your age you might like!" Pegasus said happily.

"Oh?" He said, pretending to be interested.

"His name's Bakura." He looked up and bit his lip.

"Oh, right, well I er, have a man?" Ryou replied confused.

"Hard to get huh? He'd like that." He announced.

"Well, anyways, fine merlot to drink, bottle." Pegasus said.

"Right." Moreover, at that, he threw a piece of paper in Solomon's lap, unnoticed to Pegasus.

Ryou was too grossed out by what he had done to realize whom he had bumped into.

"Watch ou-" There was Bakura, in front of him, wearing a waiter's uniform, fake mustache, and hair gelled back, and glasses. The two just starred at each other.

"Sorry." Ryou muttered, before trying to walk away. Bakura grabbed his hand and turned him around. 'Damn she's hot, but why does she look so familiar?' He wondered.

"I've seen you before." Bakura said.

"I, I don't think you have." Ryou whispered.

"I'd remember a face as pretty as that…" Ryou blushed.

"I have to get to work." He stuttered, as he scurried off. 'Wait a minute… RYOU!?!' Bakura ran after him.

"Oh shit!" Ryou voiced aloud, running into Hikari.

"Oh my god, Ryou! They're here! We have to go, but first do the thing!" Hikari spat. Ryou ran back to Solomon's table.

"Here's what you asked for." He said to Solomon as he dove in, and kissed Solomon, tongue and all. He then gave a sour face and ran. Bakura stopped dead in his tracks.

"Oh my god, did, did Ryou just kiss Solomon!" He exclaimed. Hikari then ran to Pegasus and handed him three dozen red roses.

"From Candy." He said, before running after Ryou. Pegasus looked at the flowers and just starred.

"What the hell is going on?" He exclaimed his fiancé, who was covering his mouth. Everyone in the restaurant was basically glaring by now.

"Come on Dess, let's do our part!" Yugi said, grabbing Dess's hand, about to run over to Solomon's table too. Hikari ran passed them yelling "Mayday!" In addition, they soon followed when they saw a certain pointy-haired Pharaoh running towards them.

The two circled around the restaurant, bumping tables and ruining tons of dinners. They finally reached a door, and saw a certain white haired 'girl' being chased along side Hikari. Marik had climbed up into a tree to keep Malik from getting him; he knew Malik was afraid of heights.

"HIKARI!" Yami hollered as Dess and Yugi ran, Yugi's enormous hat going over his eyes. Nolbz picked him up, grabbed Dess's hand and booked it.

"Come back here!" Yami shrieked.

"Yugi what are you doing!" A black haired teen asked from his convertible.

"Can we please have a ride?" Yugi yelped.

"Hop in." Duke said happily.

"Did you want me to-?"

"Go!" Yugi exclaimed as Yami approached the vehicle. Duke slammed the gas.

"Will you drive up there and get Ryou and Hikari?" Yugi pleaded. Duke nodded.

"If they even lay a hand on my shopping bags, I'll pulverize um!" He informed the two.

"What about Marik!" Dess squealed.

"OH, he'll find a way." Nolbz said, throwing a hand back.

"Ryou, get in!" Duke yelled, scanning the three running towards the car. Hikari and Ryou literally jumped in as Duke sped off.

"Ryou… you look hot like that. Why are you dressed like a girl though? Going drag?" Duke asked curiously. Ryou rubbed his temples in annoyance.

"Why!" He cried to no one in particular.

"So, we are at step three now eh?" Nolbz said, smirking.

"How'd they even know we were going to be there?" Dess exclaimed. Everyone shrugged.

"Well, Marik was always telling me that Malik was a physic." Ryou said.

"Now, we just wait and see the results of tonight's disaster for the poor couple. He looked dumbfounded after Ryou macked on him. Good on dude, couldn't have done it better myself." Hikari announced, giving Ryou a congratulatory smile.

"So what next?"

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God: *dances* You've got the touch, the Barbie touch!

Gandalf: Another chapter down the drain!

Greebo, the Dragon: Will it fit though?

God: *sings* Have you ever seen a lassie, a lassie, a lassie…

Gandalf: Too much wee-sing kids songs for you…

God: Speak again bright angel!

Gandalf: -_-;

Greebo: Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a glove upon that hand!

Gandalf: No more Party Monster either.

God: Something about drag queens quoting Shakespeare that's just so appealing…

Gandalf: *sings* Lemme tell ya the story about the call that changed muh destiny!

Marik: BSB4L!

God: In non initials if you will Greebo!

Greebo: Back Street Boys For Life!

Gandalf: ^_^ Great band!!!!

God: I love peach mango applesauce!

Gandalf: And I love cupcakes!

Marik: and I love fashion!

Gandalf: 0_o; Anyways *cough*

God: Yeah, erm, so… let's all give a round of applause for Rikainiel! God damn it, here's your update… damn you! Heh, anyways kool kat, thanks for reviewing! *waves*

Gandalf: and now let's sing a little song about DemonandGoddess!

God: What is up? Aw, you didn't want to read a S/P lemon.. Aw.. Lol… anyways, as for why it'd be there, their love is just too strong to be broken off by some ickle teenagers… or is it? Stay tuned! Once again, here's your update and kudos!

Gandalf: And now for AoS!

God: Hah, you didn't know it was Pegasus/Solomon… actually… I wouldn't of either 0_o; ! Aw, thanks, I try the best I can to write a worthy fic for my most favorite *cough* couple! You know, now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure his eyes are brown. Hm, well, I guess I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote they were blue, all well! Thanks for telling me though, and thanks for reviewing!

Gandalf: No kidding, welp, until next time later days!

God: Bye!

Greebo: And don't forget to review, if you want of course!

Sauruman: Peace.