Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Rishid, Where Do Babies Come From ❯ The Aftermath: ORGY AND PIE!! ( Chapter 2 )

Sorry peeps but I decided to make this Rishid one shot have an after math so all hail the bald one ^^;; poor Rishid, Malik aint done with him yet, this is the after math of Rishid, Where do Babies Come From?

I do not own Yugi and enjoy in

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"Rishid"

"Doo-do-doododo-do do"

"RISHID!!"

I was snapped from my mine, to meet the angered face of Miss Isis….the most frightening face a man would face if angered she was. She looked to me then her eyes went to Malik and Yuugi and the currently wigged out Mazaki who's face had been flush the entire time.

"Rishid, do you care to explain?" she ask.

GULP!!

"Well Miss Isis, it all started when"

FLASH!!

MY EYES! I'M BLINDEDED!! ARGH damn these flashback sequences, was kids WB too cheap to get better effects?

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NO Wonder I'm Malik-smam's bitch……I can't even get a good job…sigh….where was I/ Oh yes as you ppeps currently knew I had just finish explaining to Yuugi and Malik-sama about the birds and the bees and…uh…..do the flash thingie…I'm too tired to speak…

FLASH!!!

@o@ too bright…..

All of the sudden I saw a blond whirl past by me grabbing the girl and taking her upstairs "ANZU I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT RISHID JUST TAUGHT ME AND YUUGI"

Oh my god this is not happening, if I close my eyes and sing a tune it will all go away….lalalalalalalaladoodoodoodoodoodoo….

"Hey Malik can I show her too?"

"ME FIRST!!!"

"Geez you guys, can't you share?" I heard her say, completely having no clue of the evil I just unleashed wait a minute….

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

MALIK-SAMA COME BACK!!!

"The things I do for family……." I muttered. I quickly went after my master and his short enemy as they dragged the girl to his….room….

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Should I be worried? I mean Yuugi's their and he seem to be a well balanced kid, unlike Malik-sama and Theirs that Anzu girl I'm sure she would just slap them and tell them to back off.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn

Or as I always say

Hell hath no fury like Isis pmsing…..terrifying indeed…..

Yeah I'm sure I'll hear a sound of a slap, Anzu yelling Hentai, and Malik sama coming down with a big red mark on his face while Yuugi is apologizing to her. Yes, that's it, I'll give them a minute, she won't allow this ^_^

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OK….everything's quiet……..too quiet…..[{O]}____{[O}];;;; you don't think she's? I mean, this is Anzu Mazaki, she would never uh… <_<……>_>…would she???

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MALIK-SAMA!!!!

I began to run up the stairs in a panicked daze ISIS IS GOING TO CASTRATE ME!!! OMG!! What are they doing!?!?!?! What if Anzu was like Malik, and didn't know how babies were made? Then….then…..

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………Japan's needs some sex ed classes, or at least parents who tell their kids these kind of things. Or what if she did know and NO!! DO not think of it Rishid…I'm sure I'm just overreacting…yeah…just breathe calmly….overreacting……..

"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Or not….that sounded like Anzu….then that must have meant….uh…..

~Flash back~

I quickly took out a polymerization card "This" I said and met with confused glances. They fused together?" Malik ask. "well, yes and no erhm they fuse into one being…they er…fuse at the bottom…of their bodies…at the front…" I saw Malik eyes widened along with Yuugi's.

"So our…"

"Yes"

"is suppose to..?"

"yes"

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"Hey Yuugi show her too, don't get left out!!"

"Sure!!"

"You guys….I…Don't….think….we….."

Silence

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HOLY CRAP THEY'RE RAPING ANZU IN A HOT HEAVY ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BETTER NOT BE PIE INVOLVED IN THIS!!!!! WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!?? THAT POOR GIRL!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!!!

I quickly ran up thinking of all the horrible things my master and that midget was doing to that poor, poor girl……or could it be the other way around? I mean, what If Anzu and Yuugi teamed up and…..my poor innocent Malik-sama….I MUST SAVE HIM FROM THEIR EVIL CLUTCHES!!!! But what if Malik is the master mind? He had a infatuation with her what if what if……then Yuugi their so they must be having one…oh my god….father I hate you this is all your fault why did you have to assume Malik would never need to know about this?

Lazy bastard

I was about to burst through the door then….

"Hey we should have Rishid in on this too, he's the one who taught us"

"You're right Malik, isn't that right Anzu?"

0___o;;; Rishid…back away from the door…back away……do not make loud movements……WHAT AM I SAYING!! This has got to stop now!!! OK man, this is it, you will stop this at any cost!!

Besdies….I could always gouge out my eyes later on. OK THEN!!

And a one…

Two….

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAA!!! (O_O;;; Rishid's battle cry…)

*DOOSH*

Owwies…I'm going to feel that in the morning….my poor head…..

"MALIK-SAMA STOP THIS ORGY AT ONCE!!!!!!!!"

"And that's how Duel monsters have babies, it's pretty much the same for people too" Malik-sama spoke holding the dark magician and the Dark magician girl while Anzu was sitting cross legged on the floor with Yuugi.

O.O ORO!?!?!?? What the!? They still have their clothes on…….no orgy….hahahahahahahahaha they were only showing her the process with the cards like I did hahahahaha boy did that scare me ^^;;

Hahahahaha…….hooooo

Wait a minute why did she scream then?

"Hey Rishid I showed Anzu how babies are made ^_^" Malik said holding up the duel deck. "Yes, that's a good boy, is that all?" I ask and he nodded. "Pretty much except when I pulled down and my pants and showed her my--"

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"YOU DID WHAT!?!?" I exclaimed. And I noticed that Anzu was tied , and was only sitting cross-legged. "Help me…" she said her face beet red.

"Rishid I did This" Malik exclaimed happily pulling down his pants

AHHHHHHHHH MALIK-SAMA!!

"NNOOOOOO!!" I screamed out and tackled him onto the ground. "RISHID WATCH OUT FOR MY--"

*Crunch*

"Pie I brought with me…." Anzu moaned in pain. "It took me so long to make…-_-" "MALIK-SAMA YOU NEVER DO THAT EVER!!!" I shouted at him. Uh-oh….he's crying…I made Malik-sama cry…..oh dear…….

"I-I didn't mean any harm….Rishid…."

*SIGH*

"it's ok Malik-sama but, you do not show a lady your er…..tools…" Tools? That's the best I can come up with? I'm a nerd….

"Hey this is where everyone-OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER AND PIE!!!"

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Miss. Isis is home….

FLASH

And where back to where we started people….what did I do to deserve this? I mean, haven't I sacrificed enough as it is for this family? Seriously…I SCARRED MY FREAKIN FACE FOR CRIPES SAKE!!!!!

"That is what happen?" Isis said her face was very disturbing right now…..Ra save me…..I heard Miss. Isis sigh looking at Malik "Little brother honestly…" she began. HEY!! DON'T PICK ON MALIK-SAMA!!!

"Miss.Isis this is entirely my fault, do not blame the children for this" I spoke to her. She raise an eye brow at me pfft don't act all high and mighty at me Isis, like you could have done a better job than I did.

"I suppose I could let this drop this once" Isis answered.

YES!! I love this woman sometimes, especially when she's sun bathing in the back yard ^_^ er…did I just think that? >_>…..<_< . She looked to the still wigged out Anzu "I'm very sorry you had to er…see his toy soldier….."

O_O And I thought I was bad at naming things…..

"And I'll make up for the pie you brought for us too" she said with an amused look, looking at me. I was not doing anything with the pie dammit!! "Actually that was for Rishid" I heard her say.

O.o For me? Really?? Miss, Anzu, I don't know what to say….I'm flattered ^O^

"GGRRRRRRR"

Oo uh-oh, Malik-sama is staring at me with murderous eyes……Pfft suck it up Malik, Anzu made me a pie and not you so BLEAH!!! I got pie I got pie ^__^ which stained on the front of my pants but I got pie WOOT!!

As Isis led Yuugi an Anzu out Only Malik-sama and I remained.

"Hey Rishid"

Uh-oh

"yes, Malik-sama?"

C'mon kid it was just baked goods, it's like she and I are dating, eesh!!

"What the menaing of life?"

I let a big grin on to my face, now that I could answer.

"Well Malik-sama it's quite simple, it is 42!"

"Er why?"

"It just is Malik sama, it just is"

TBc???

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The after math is completed but, should I stop it here or continue, I don't see many rishid center fics and if I do you ppl will have to give me things that Malik would want to know about so R/R

And answer this question

"Should I cont or not??

See ya

Y.V.