Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Rishid, Where Do Babies Come From ❯ Naughty Dreams and A Naughty Pharaoh ( Chapter 3 )

HI Ppl I am back, and you know what that means HAIL TO THE BALD ONE!! WOOT!! After getting so many responses I decided to continue this for a bit longer that and half of the reviews were death threats…O.o er yeah, power of persuasion… on to the fic!! ^_____^

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Sephiroth, Tom Jones, or Kingdom Hearts for that matter.

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It was a few days after that incident with Malik-sama and babies…I shiver just mentioning it, and everything settled down again but right now…

OH SHIT!!!

HEAL, HEAL!!!!!

WHY IS THIS GUY SO FRICKIN HARD TO BEAT!?!?!?? Ah crap, soul harvest!! ELIXR I NEED ELIXER DAMN IT SORA, DON'T FLY!!! TUCK AND ROLL, TUCK AND ROLL!!!! Errr, if their someone I truly hate, his name is Sephiroth. Look at him…with his long silver hair, aqua eyes, and cocky smile with that pretty boy face of his

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&helli p;…

THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!!!!!!

Here I was, I jut beat the Hercules world and unlocked the gold and platinum match and now currently trying not to get my ass capped by that one winged pussy boy, errr, I hate this guy, he killed Aeris HE KILLED AERIS and for that, I will avenge her death

But I like his song…….not just him OH CRAP NOT AGAIN!! HEAL HEAL!!!

Oh yeah lets see how you like a key blade thrown at your face WOO-TAH!! Smashi smashi your face in!! Damn bishonen…..uh, his life isn't going down….

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Crap….. < p>

OoO WHAT THE HELL!?? HE'S GOING SUPER SAYAN ON MY ASS!! ACK!!…..can't block him, he's everywhere…..HEAL, AEROGA!!!

Better use clouds limit break, over and over.

HAH TAKE THAT !! Jeebus, this guy is like the terminator, he just keep walking….hey wait his life is going down…man this dude has a lot of life. SHIT NOT AGAIN!! WILL YOU STOP WITH THE DAMN SOUL HARVEST!?!?!?

"Rishid…"

HAHA WHO'S RUNNING NOW BITCH!!! AND I'M CHASING YOU!! SIC SORA SIC!!!!

"Rishid…"

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"*.*" ß Rishid's face at the moment…^^;;

"RISHID!!!!!"

NOT NOW!!! HE DONE TO YELLOW!! A LITTLE MORE AND HE'LL GO TO GREEN!!! CRAP HE'S GOING HEERO YUY ON MY ASS!!!!

'RI-SHID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard Malik-sama yell. Not now Malik-sama, just a few more hours and I'll kill the bastard now if he would stop limit breaking me…..

"WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

What the!? Malik-sama's crying? Why??? I turned to him to see him bawling on the ground O.O for ra sakes man your 16!! Stop blubbering like a baby!!

"AAWWWW"

NO SORA!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I ALMOST BEAT THE BASTARD!!!! HE WAS GREEN, HE WAS GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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…&hel lip;…

That's it, I'm going to strangle that blonde chicken muffin (I do not on that phrase that belong to SOTR) yes should I do it slowly or wrangle it back and forth?

"Malik-sama WHY did you do that?" I ask. My eye was twitching, my hands were clench…must resist the urge..to strangle…bishonen master….I despise bishonen…..mustn't strangle…pussy boy……MUSN'T KILL PUSSY BOY!!!!!

"I had a dream" he simply said.

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Oh screw this, he's going down!!!

"I was with Anzu" he began and I saw a slight flush on his face.

"And?"

"Uh, she did things to me…….things I liked alot"

((O___o))

Please no, don't ask me, don't ask me please for the love of all that's good DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN A WET DREAM!!!!

"Rishid,…."

AH CRAP!!!!!!!!! I groaned at this while Malik-sama once again gave the cursed puppy look, each he's like a little kid….a unstable little kid but still…..but it is my duty to him….

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-_- I almost beat Sephiroth……..

I sighed I might as well explain to him what he had, and hopefully it won't go out of hand like last time….ugh, I got a chill down my spine. "Malik-sama what you experienced is natural for a growing boy like yourself" I began. He nodded at this.

"They're known as nocturnal ejaculation"

OK, that should do it, but he looking at me with a blank face…so much for using the scientific name…ugh, why does he have to ask me these kind of things? Can't he just find out from friends like normal teenagers??

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OK, I see the point why he would ask me….

"You had a wet dream Malik-sama…."

"What's a wet dream?"

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W ell, he wasn't always the smartest one…….

I let out an exasperated sigh at this "Well, Malik-sama, you have dreams about girls you like…."I started I felt my chest tighten for a bit I really dislike father; him and his assumption on things. Why couldn't he assumed stuff with me? NOOOOOOOO he just had to drill in my head things I didn't want to know.

Must tell him….ewwww…blast me being his man slave.

Huh? Oh…Malik's just waving his hand in front of me up and down.

"I'm fine Malik-sama"

::Wave Wave::

"Malik-sama…"

::Wave Wave::

"……….."

::Wave Wave::

That is getting very annoying if he doesn't stop that I swear I will bitch slap that pretty boy face…ugh, bisshies, curse them…damn Sephiroth.

:Wave Wave::

"I'll eat your fingers like chicken nuggets if you don't stop that"

:Poke poke::

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"DO you want to know or not?" I said at him, grinding my teeth. He nodded with enthusiasm…ugh I got the willies again……"Now their will be times when you dream about a certain person….in this case Anzu" I spoke. He nodded at this. Oh screw this, I'm just going to condense it. Save me some pain

"You horny?"

::nod nod::

"You like Anzu"

::Nod nod::

"You have horny dream bout her boinking you" I said. "Not exactly…" I heard him reply.

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((O___O))

What does he mean by not exactly???

I an not even going to ask..

"In short Malik-sama your desires make you have dreams where she or you will do things to each other or see things that you may like"

"OOOOOHHHhhhhhhh"

Oo wow that went…well…I'm surprised to say the least.

"Question"

"yes, Malik-sama?"

"Why is it called a wet dream??"

0__o

It was too good to be true……

"Erhm because…well, you get……"

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>_>

UH, I don't want to say this…eeewww……. "Malik-sama did you wake up with soiled sheets?"

Malik looked away and blush at this "That's why it's called that" I simply said. "You will have those dreams sometimes, but it's just a part of growing up" I replied to him.

EEEEWWWWWWW!!! I AM NOT WASHING THOSE!!!!!!

"Rishid, have you ever had those kinda dream when a girl you like, is doing things to you?" I heard him ask.

O_O uh, me? Well…..uh….*cough cough* When I was his age I lived underground with Father, Mother and sister, so their was no one to dream….oh wait…..

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I use to dream about Malik's Mother…..

Oo

But she was hot!!! Don't LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! PFFT!!! how many of you guys dreamt of a hot mom? HUH?? HUH!?!???

Then their was Miss. Isis……mmmm I still dream about her every now and then though ^^, sunbathing, I want to thank the person whoever thought of that.

"Rishid?"

Ah yes…..oh wait, I can't tell him I dream about his sister and his mom, he'll kill me and besides doesn't that count as incest? No, I don't think so because I am not of their blood it wouldn't, whoo that's good, now I know I'm not a hick

"When I was your age yes, yes I did"

"Not know anymore?"

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"No, not really…."

Like I'm going to tell him that I dream about his sister O_O

"Ok then, thanks Rishid, now I know why she was doing those things to me, I guess tying me up against a wall with hand cuffs, putting clamps of on my nipples and using a whip on me is normal I guess" he said now rubbing his chest wincing.

Oo

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I hope he doesn't come across S&M…

Quite frightening………

Well I'm off to sleep! I yawned as I went up the stairs t o my room and flopped to my bed. Damn it, I almost beat Sephiroth…well, I'll try again tomorrow….

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

::Nudge Nudge::

"What is it now Malik-sama?"

"Wake up Rishid, it's time…."

OO ORO!?!? I snapped my eyes opened to find Isis in sexy undergarments on me

Uh-Oh…….

"Awww, Isis, can I join in too?" I heard a female voice say. Oh my god…..ANZU!?!?!?MISS. ISIS IS ONE THING BUT MISS.ANZU IS FREAKIN 16!!!

Wake up Rishid….Wake up!!!!!

"You're not going anywhere"

Uh….who said that? I looked up and I gulp both miss Isis and Anzu were in revealing outfits standing by each other…seductively…..must wipe off drool…

"Girls let me have some fun too? A male voice said this time.

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IT CAN'T BE!! NOOOO!! SOMEONE WAKE ME UP PLEASE WAKE ME UP!!!

"Aww, Rishid" Sephiroth said in a silky voice. I looked around must find a way out of here. All of the sudden I heard the one winged angel song playing

And he took out his sword…..

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Ah crap this is not happening I am not having this dream!!! I suddenly felt arms go around me and breathing on my neck "Rishid, don't fight it, you know you want this" I heard Isis voice speak to me sexily. Yeah I would, if HE wasn't here!!!

((OoO))

Wait a minute this is MY dream so whatever I say goes ^_^ heh heh I was worried for a moment their. First things first "Punch yourself in the balls!!" I spoke to Sephiroth, a haughty grin on my face. He looked at me confused then all of the sudden…

He punch himself in the balls…..

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^O^ WOOT!

TAKE THAT PUSSY BOY!!! I grinned as he laid on the floor grabbing himself shuddering. Now to wake myself up ^_^…O_O hey wait a minute…how come I'm chained to a wall all of the sudden?

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HOLY CRAP!!!!

I felt myself sweat as I saw Isis and Anzu leering at me, Isis had a whip while Anzu….she had clamps…. O__O their shoulder began to shake as they giggled…then chuckled…then laughed very evilly……..

--___-- you just HAD to mention your dream, didn't you Malik-sama….

"UH, can't we just play go fish?"

Both shook their head as they raised their weapons O_O

There's no place like home…There's no place like home…There's no place like home….

*KER-SNAPP!!!*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"RIshid, wake up…."

AHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T LET THEM HURT ME!!! ARA!?!? I look around, I was back in my room….I'm back, hahhahahaha…oh ra, that was frightening….I wonder who woke me up? Malik-sama? I looked to my savior

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THE PHARAOH!?!?!??

"MY pharaoh, what are you doing at this time of the night?" I ask bewildered. I saw him shift his eyes nervously…what was he doing?

"Man-slave, you dare question the pharaoh?"

O__O

That whory he-bitch dares call me a man slave?? Technically I could get him arrested……hmmm, and the phones right buy me, now to stealthily grab it.

"Do it and I mind crush your ass"

Ah damn….him and his spirit powers….hey now that I notice…why is he wearing a mask on his face?

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Oh…….

O.o

"ARE YOU STELAING ISIS'S UNDERGARMENTS!???!?" I exclaimed looking at the bag he was carrying on his back.

"Erno…I am phaorah…."

My ass

"Really now?" I ask, shifting my brows at him…that little hentai……"The what's in the bag then, my pharaoh" I ask a challenging smirk to my face as he sweated even more….ewww, have you ever heard of deodorant…or a shower at least, ugh my head….it throbs…he smells like butt…..I think I'm going to hurl on him

"Uh….it's…cats…that's it cats….."

"Pharaoh, hand me the bag"

"YOU dare DEMAND SOMETHING FROM ME!!!" he shouted. Ok this guy is seriously getting on my nerves, I could see why Malik-sama wanted to cap his bony little anorexic ass. Well, by my oath, I must protect the Ishatr family; human or items…and lingerie..

But before I do anything else, I will need some musical motivation….

And a one

Two…..

It's not unusual to be love by anyone

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone

Oh yeah, the one the only…..

TOM JONES!!!

"Come here shorty!!"

"DO NOT MISTAKE ME WITH MY AIBOU!! YOU BALD FREAK!!"

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He is SOOOOOO GOING DOWN!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!!!!!! All of the sudden I tackled him making him drop the bag and it exploded making my room very colorful. "PHARAOH!!" I yelled at him but stopped short at the sight before me.

"MARVELOUS SIMPLY MARVELOUS" he shouted out now playing with Isis….unmentionables…who knew he was such a pervert….wait a minute…are those Maliks???

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THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!!!!!!

All of the sudden I grabbed one of the pantyhose he stole and wrapped it around his neck and proceeded to strangle him with it.

"ACK PFFT!!!"

"YOU SICK MAN HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MALIK SAMA'S UNDERWEAR!!!"

"Rishid what are you--WHAT THE HELL" Malik suddenly said flabbergast.

O____o uh oh….

"Rishid what with the racket- WHAT THE HELL…@$&^#$^(@#$^@#($^@($@()^$@#&*$^@*(#&^@(#$^@!!!!!

Heh heh

Miss Isis is awake

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Why does this happen to me, oh wait a minute…because those damn reviewers want to see me suffer and the author is a friggin psycho….

TbC

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Weak continuation but hopefully it'll get better don't be shy ppl send in things that would be funny for Rishid to explain…or go on misadventures ^__^ I want everyone to have fun with this…except for the characters heh heh.

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