Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Rishid, Where Do Babies Come From ❯ PMS: SAVE THE CHILDREN! ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Hiya peeps I finally updated ^0^ WOOT!! Sorry but school started and teachers are 3BI! PUR3 EbI! And before I start I just want to put down a few statistics and a few facts (Made up by me for the humor of this fiction) bout the one and only RISHID!!!

Rishid- ;______; help me…..

First the statistics!!

How many reviews so far- in the hundreds

How many reviews were continue or die???- most if not all of them -_-;;; I don't know to take that as a compliment or not….

Following character's trying to cap my ass- Rishid, Yami, Isis, Malik, Anzu, Sephiroth (Dude I made him punch himself in the balls, you know he's out to cap me). DMG DM??? More to come….

Rishid hates: SEPHIROTH!!! Among other things but that' the first on the list that and bishonen……

Rishid- IT *BEEP*ING MESS UP!! ALL THE *BEEP*ING GUYS IN YU-GI-OH ARE *BEEP*ING BISSHIES EXCEPT FOR ME!! EVEN *BEEP*ING SHADI IS *BEEP*ING BETTER LOOKING THAN I AM!!!!

Y.V.- O___O moving on……er hey, Croquet bandit Keith and Kimo are BUTT ugly so don't be so mad you're not alone ^_^

Rishid- *Currently getting out a shot gun and loading it*

Rishid likes- Rpg's FF games, kingdom hearts, sailor moon, singing in the shower (((O__O)), chocolate, BEER!!! Unfortunately Isis doesn't let him have any because he has LOW alcohol tolerance, wax to make his head all shiny ^_^ , Serving under Malik-sama (O_O….YEAH FREAKIN RIGHT!! WHO WANT TO SERVE UNDER HIM!!!I WILL NOT WASH TOILETS FOR HIM!!!!) YAOI!!!! Just kidding….but he does like American pie, and pies ^_~ if you get my drift hee hee (To understand please read chapter 2, the after math O&P)

Rishid- *in a daze* I am the angel of death…I will kill all that is vile and impure…I am the angel of death…yes my precious…soon we shall spill the blood of the tainted *Petting the rifle in a golem like way* hehhehehehehehehe my prreccciiiouuuussss……

Diclaimer: I OWN NOTHING GET INTO YOUR DAMN SKULLS ALREADY YA DUMBASS LAWYERS!!!! AND NO I AM NOT INTERESETED IN JOINING THE RICHARD SIMMONS "I'M A PONY A PRANCING PONY" CULT!!!!

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Rishid-*has the gun aimed at her head* Bye bye *Pulls the trigger*

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Rishid- DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!* Breaks the gun in half O__O*

O____O er on to the fic and by everyone's vote, Rishid will explain to Malik about the menstrual cycle *Cringes* Got get em tiger

Rishid-…………I hate you………

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*Crack*

OOWWWWW!!!!

RA DAMN IT!!!!!! Why am I saying ow over and over you ask? Well do you remembered the incident last time which ended up with Yami and I covered in Isis and Maliks underwear? Well, my broken leg is what I have to show for trying to protect the Ishatr dignity.

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DIGNITY MY ASS!!! THEY FREAKING ABUSE ME FOR RA SAKES!!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least Malik threw the pharaoh out of the window, now THAT was funny ^___^ but it was after Isis broke my leg…….ow…ow…..ow….well it couldn't be worse…..

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RA F***ING DAMN IT!!!"

"Nee-san what's wrong!?!"

"GET THE F***ING AWAY FROM ME!! YOU CALL THIS RA F***ING CLEAN DISHES!!! THIS CUP HAS A F***ING SPOT ON IT!!!"

*SMASH!!!*

"Nee-san put the vase down!!!"

"DON'T YOU F***ING TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!*

*SMASH!!!!!!*

O_____O

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Shit…..Isis is PMSing again…..ugh….a fate worse than death; being in her way while she has cramps I shiver just thinking about it……

"RISHID HEEELLLLLP!!!"

*SMASH!!*

"SIS PUT DOWN THE KNIFE!!!*

"YOU CALL THIS A--AHHHHHHHH RA DAMN CRAMPS!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!!!"

O___O Oh no!! Malik-Sama is in horrible danger I must save him before Isis forgets about the knife and decides to use the blender instead…..like she did last time with Maliks pet fish homer!!

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Should I???

~Of course you should Rishid, you must prooooteeeccct Malik-saammaaaa….~

O_O ORO?!? Where did that voice come from???

~Riiiiigggghhhht herrreeee…~

Where??

~ hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeee~

-___- er, you have to give a better description besides hereeeee…

~*SIGH* Look down on your right shoulder dumbass~

Oh….ok……My eyes went down to my shoulder…O____O WHAT THE HELL IS RYOU DOING ON MY SHOULDER!?!?!?

"Hey there old chap ^__^ "

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"Er Ryou? Why are you in a dress?"

~ BLOODY FREAKIN HELL WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY IT'S A DRESS!!! IT'S A TOGA!!! TOGA!!!!!!!!!!~

"Why do you have a harp?"

~………it's not a harp, it's a lyre!~

OK, I must be hallucinating, there is no way Ryou is on my shoulder with a halo on his head and angel wings in a dress--

~TOGA SHIT ASS!!! TOGA!!! AND I'M YOU'RE DAMN CONSCIENCE!!!!~

Damn…..who knew Ryou was such a potty mouth…..wait Ryou's my conscience??? "Er, why are you hear??" I ask to my the mini Ryou on my shoulder. The angel Ryou gave me a look ~What do you think? You can't leave Malik-sama alone with Isis you know how volatile she is when she has her…er…lady days….~

--____-- I only know from so many experiences growing up with her….and when both mother and sister had it….father left me alone with them while he locked himself in the library

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I hope the devil has a pitchfork up the old bastards ass!

~Rishid~

Oh yeah Angel Ryou is still here and giving me a annoyed look….hmmmm this Ryou doesn't act like the big Ryou…..interesting…..

~Rishid, you're still here~

So?

~…….GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND SAVE YOU MASTER MAN BITCH!!!!~

((O_________O))

I wonder if angel Ryou is not pmsing himself…..

~……I heard that…..~

Oo I should go before you hurt me right?

~ -__- what do you think?~

O_- And away-y-y- I go!!

As I walk into the valley of death I will fear no evil……..SCREW THAT!!! The kitchen, it's there where the demon lies…..Isis…..I took a deep breathe as I cautiously stepped into the kitchen; it was in shambles…I guess her cramps got that powerful, now, where is Malik-sama?

~why should you care? You're only going to get beat up again~

Ryou?

~ YOU IDIOTIC MORTAL!! DON"T YOU DARE CONFUSE ME WITH MY PUNY AIBOU!!!~

Er….where are you?

~Look down~

O____O

O___O

O__O

O_O

O-

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Ra save me……

~What the hell are you gawking at?!~

Now there's a mini bakura on my left shoulder….last time I sniff from the trash can ( O_O ) er and why is he wearing all leather, and has horns…..and a tail….and demon wings….with a pitchfork?? This can't be good……

~Bah just leave the pussy boy to fend from that bitch and dith this dump, there's a whore house a few houses down, what do you say?~

-____- what the hell are you suppose to be?

~I'm your conscious!! Well, the evil side ^__^ hee hee hee!!~

O__- I see…..but I shouldn't really leave Ma--

~ RA MAN MALIK MALIK MALIK!!!! IT's always about him! How about you!? When are you going to do something for you!!~

Hmmm, demon bakura has a point…….

~Of course I do!!! I'm always right and don't you forget that!! Now I say you leave him to suffer!!~

But I have--

~FORGET THAT!!! LEAVE HIM TO SUFFER AND CHASE SOME WHORES NOW!!!~

O_O I wonder if he's pmsing also……but he has a point, I've done enough for that family as it is,

~Rishid shame on you!~

GRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTT!!! Angel Ryou back….he looks a bit pissed at demon Bakura…"Bakura, you vile fiend, trying to lead Rishid to the path of darkness" Ryou spoke.

"Peh, the path of darkness it MUCH better than leading him down the path of gayness you fruit!"

"Hmph and I suppose he would rather eat raw meat like you do…."

Excuse me guys!!

"At least I have SEX APPEAL!!!!"

Guys……

"AT LEAST I HAVE DIGNITY!!!~"

Guys……

~WAHAHAHAHAHA DIGNITY??? FOR RA SAKES MAN YOU'RE IN A FREAKIN DRESS HOLDING A PANSY ASS HARP!!~

O__O uh-oh……..

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0__O this does not bode well….

~ this….is…..a…..TOGA!!! THAT"S IT YOU MAN BITCH I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ALLL THE WAY TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!~

~ Like to see you try you pansy! What are you going to do? Play a sour note on that harp of yours? Flash me with the dress!?!?~

O___O uh, Ryou has a dangerous red aura around him, that's bad…..he looks like he's going to explode….now he's flying to Bakura…with his harp…..I wonder what's he

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O__O;; I think it's time for me to leave…..And away I go!!! As I ran into the kitchen I could vaguely hear Bakura scream of pain and Ryou's psychotic laughter…these are the people who tell me what's right and what's wrong O_O…-_- no wonder Malik -sama always had the upper hand……and speaking of Malik sama where is he??

Dun dun dun dun dundun, dun dun dun dun dun….DUNANAA, DUNANAA dunnan dun dun dun……

Hour one, log one…I am now in the stronghold of the she-devil……Your misson me, if you choose to accept it, is to find your master and bring him back to safety in the while try to calm down the hell spawn aka Isis! This mental note well make you temporarily dumb in

*DOOSH!!*

;__; owwies…I ran into a wall……O___O uh….

"RISHID HEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!"

"ISIS WHAT THE HELL!!!" I exclaimed mortified. It was surreal…..Malik was hogtied and currently spinning on a spit with a fire below him while Isis had tribal markings all over her with a stick that had an impaled teddy bear on it…….

Wait a minute…..

THAT'S MY TEDDY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!

"OH great Ra, Horus and Set…..I offer you my brother as a sacrifice to you oh great ones" Isis began to chant waving the staff over Malik sama. "In exchange for my brother I wish for midol, that is all!!"

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Sigh….

This always happens……when she has PMS…..when she doesn't go into bitch mode, she tries to use me or Malik as a sacrifice to the gods above to stop her cramps……last time it was me……

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………….. < p>What was I doing again??? Ph yeah, Malik-sama!!

Now, be vewy vewy quiet, I'm going to twackle Isis, huhuhuhuhuhu (feeble attempt of Elmer Fudds laugh….)

Tip toe….tip toe….that's it Isis keep smearing the chicken blood on Malik-sama…you don't know I'm here…tip toe…..

*CRACK*

OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!! ;___; my leg just popped back into place……

I mean…

((O__O)) AW CRAP!!!!

"YOU!!!!"

O___O I've been found out……abort the mission abort the mission!!

Isis turned to me, her eyes an evil glint while she held her stomach in pain, her cramps must have gotten downright horrible by now. I begin to back away, a cold sweat broke out as I stared at the half sane woman now pointing at me and speaking gibberish while holding the staff which held my teddy bear impaled upon it..

"You, Man Slave, Sacrifice to gods, make cramps go away!!"

O.O

……..uh-huhhh………..<_<…. >_> think fast think fast, last time I didn't make it…..er….

"Isis, now calm down, you needn't sacrifice Malik-sama and I……."

"YOU RA F***ING SPEAK TO ME!!!"

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"Now Isis, I can get Midol for you!! Just let me go the pharmacy store…." I spoke. I hope what left of her common sense heard me…….or Malik-sama and I are going to end up like homer…Isis jumped onto the table and sat cross leg upon it . "Hmmmm, you bring midol from this pharmacy store you speak of" she spoke. I quickly nodded my head "That right Isis, be a good girl and Rishid will make the cramps go away" I spoke, .

"You will and if not…" She began. She took my teddy bear off the staff…..and ripped it's head off….and swallowed it whole…………

NNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

SNUGGLES!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!! WHY OH WHY!! HAS RA FORSAKEN ME??? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???? MY ONLY FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM ME!!! WHAT IS THEIR LEFT TO LIVE FOR RA??? TELL ME!!!!

*Sniff sniff*

Say something smells good *Sniff sniff* I can't put my finger on it but it smells….

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Bisshie???

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MALIK-SAMA!!!!!!

*Later in the day*

*ssssiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhhh*

---___________--- this always has to happen to me. Well, at least I got Malik-sama away from her, he came with me to the pharmacy store right now.

"Rishid, why are we going to the pharmacy store?"

"We're going to get something to help Isis calm down" I spoke, he gave me a questioning look. "What?" he ask. My shoulders slightly slump, I suppose telling him wouldn't kill me "We're getting some midol for her, so she won't act as psychotic. That way, she won't sacrifice us to Ra Horus and Set, like she does every month" I explain to him.

"Rishid, why does she act like that every month?"

"Because she has PMS"

"what's Pms"

This sounds so familiar….but I can't put my finger on it…..

"Pre menstrual syndrome" I replied. We entered the store I let out another sigh as I went to aisle seven, yes that aisle…..

Women's feminine products……

I shiver upon entering it, lets see where's the midol…..as I walk casually around I look to Malik-sama, his eyes wide and full of curiosity, I forgot, this was his first time going into the women's aisle, usually we left him at home because he was prone to trouble….and he began picking and touching things.

O___O er….

"Malik -sama don't touch any of that stuff" I spoke. He suddenly got a hold of a box "Hey Rishid what are Maxi-pads??"

OoO;;;;;

"Malik-sama put that back" I spoke, He nodded and put it back in place, only to get something else "Hey why those this aisle have these long cotton balls, and why are they in different varieties?" he ask again comparing a pad to a pantiliner.

Oh sweet Ra…….

"Malik-sama…" I began. I sigh and picked up the midol.

"Hey Rishid, what's a tampon??"

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----____________---- oh shit….now I remember…….oh no the flashbacks…..the horrible, horrible flash backs…….why me?? WHHHHHHHHHYYYY!?!?!?!

*RIIIIIP*

O.o

"What the hell is this?' Malik-sama spoke, looking at the tampon strangely…..oh sweet lord……now he's opening it, "Er Rishid…..?" he ask his face confused as he held it by it's string now, people began looking at us….someone please shoot me….

"MALIK-SAMA DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!"

"hey, is this a q-tip??" he now wiping his ear with it.

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EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

He look around "Hey, Rishid why do girls need all this strange stuff?" he ask.

No no no no not again…not again….

He turned to me, his eyes were now big and sparkly…….NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE EVIL PUPPY FACE OF DOOM!!! NO!!!! I MUST BE STRONG!! I MUST NOT SUCCUMB TO THE SPARKLY EYES!!!!

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---________--- *SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH* who am I kidding, no one can escape from that, I wish Yuugi didn't teach him that…..that evil munchkin….

"well, you see Malik-sama" I began he look to me, now in full attention O__O does he always have to get like that!?!? "Women use these pads because of their menstrual cycle they have" I explain. There, that's simple enough…

o.O

"Malik-sama"

o.O

"Malik-sama, do you understand??"

O.o

"Of course….leave it to Ra to have me endure humiliation " I muttered to myself. "Malik,-sama it's for their period" I said simply.

"oh…..what's a period??"

O.O ………no I am not going to explain THAT!!!! No way no how!!!!

~you must Rishid, you must answer Malik sama…..~

O___O

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Oh no….why are you here? I sighed as I look at the angel ryou, yes he was back O__O er, what happen to his …

~Don't ask, now explain it to him~

-______- fine but you owe me an explanation…..

"You see Malik-sama, girls have….er….."

Oh man this isn't something I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN !!!! Hey angel Ryou can't Isis explain it to him?

~no~

Why not

~Because he ask you not Isis~

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You're mean….

~I'm your conscience not your mother, man bitch~

Will you stop calling me that?

~no~

………..meanie……hey what happen to the evil one??

~you will find out soon enough…heh heh heh..~

-___- I don't want to know….anyways.

"Well Malik-sama you see girls have eggs--"

"They're chickens??" he exclaim his eyes all bugged eye. O__O;; uh "No, they're not chickens malik-sama"

"B-But you said…"

"Yes, they do have eggs but they're not the kind that chickens have!!" I explain to him. He look at me "You see, women have these eggs call ova in their bodies, usually located at the pelvis near the lower abdomen" I explain to him "So it's their?" he ask pointing to his pelvis I nodded at this.

"How?"

"Well you see er, it's what helps them able to have a baby…"

Oh crap do I need to explain it to him with dark magician and dark magician girl again??

"Oh, okay but what do the eggs have to do with Isis being a bitch for the next week?" he ask then he pointed to the pads "And why do they need these weird things??"

--------______________________------- do I really have to explain it?

"Well……"

I stop I notice that a lot of the women stop and were staring at us, that and the fact that Malik-sama begin to put the tampon cases on his fingers saying he was Edward tampon fingers over and over…..

"^___^ look Rishid I'm Edward Tampon fingers!!"

O___O

"Don't do that please….it's embarrassing…." I spoke. He only snorted at this "So, do girls need these things call maxi pads anyways?" he ask.

GULP!!

"Well….er….you see malik-sama…..every month these eggs er wait…..to get fertilize…"

"By what??'

O_____O DANG IT!!! I thought I could get away without explain this to Malik……le sigh……

~Just whisper it in his ear stupid~

-___- why don't you do so smart ass

~hey do you want a harp shoved up your ass like Bakura??~

O_O no…..

I whispered it to his ear I pulled back and he look at me with a amazed expression "oh…." he could only manage to say. "When it doesn't happen the babies to be…..eh….they die….." I spoke. Malik eyes widen and he slightly paled "They….they die…..how?" he ask. Uh-oh…..please don't cry malik-sama you're a grown boy……

Er……ok Rishid get a hold of yourself "They explode--" I began but stop er Malik-sama doesn't look well he's making a face like this…..

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"Those poor babies" he spoke to himself…."Well Malik-sama technically they're not babies…not until they get fertilized anyways…" I explain to him. He look to me "So, the babies die every month then?" he ask. O___O uh this is getting weird…..

"Er, yeah, and when it happens the women don't feel to well so they need things like midol and pads to help them feel better….."

"HOW COULD THEY!!!"

O___O huh??

Malik-sama had his fists clench while he look around the women "HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?!?? He shouted to them.

O______O uh-oh…..

"Malik-sama calm down" I began but he was ignoring mean "BABY KILLERS ALL OF YOU!!!" he snarled pointing his finger at all the passing women.

(((OoO))) Angel Ryou what do I do??

~O___O er, this was unexpected…. Try to calm him down……~

-____- great advice…..

~ quiet man bitch~

"Now Malik-sama they don't mean to--" I began. "ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE DISGUSTED KILLING YOUR CHILDREN!! MAY ANUBIS PLACE FINAL JUDGMENT ON YOU ALL!!!" he began to rant. I swallowed hard why does he always have to make a scene, uh-oh….all of the women is giving him murderous looks…..

"HEY!!! LETS SEE YOU TRY TO HANDLE CRAMPS BLOATING AND MOOD SWINGS EVERY MONTH WHILE HAVING TO WEAR A DIAPER!!" one of them retorted.

"IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY!! JUST GET A HOTDOG FOR YOUR BUN!!!" Malik-sama shouted back.

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I don't know if I'm too appalled or to mortified right now…..

"Malik-sama were going NOW!!" I exclaimed dragging him away from the aisle while the women were giving us threatening gestures --______--.

"That's horrible Rishid so Horrible, I can't believe Isis is a murderer!! You must have sex with her immediately!!!"

O___O

WE WO WO WHA WHA!??? I look to him he had a gleam in his eyes "RISHID WE MUST SAVE THE CHILDREN!!! WE MUST FERTILIZE EVERY EGG EVERY FEMALE HAS!!!!" he shouted on the top of his lungs. Oh great Ra…..everyone stop and began staring at us…..make a excuse make a excuse….er….

"Don't mind my little brother, he's not well in the head" I spoke.

What? It's true, may we say Yami Malik people?

Everyone went back to what they were doing. Phew, that was close. Where did Malik-sama go? O___O I lost Malik-sama??? Oh crap!!

"MY FELLOW MEN LEND ME YOUR EARS!!!"

O___O it couldn't be could it?

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--___-- of course…..O__O wait a minute he's not…I turn to look to the origin of the voice, indeed it was Malik sama and he manage to get himself to stand on top if a pyramid of toilet paper O__O this does not bode well

~Indeed~

"MY FELLOW MEN!!! I CALL FOR YOUR AIDE!!! THE UNBORN CHILDREN WITHIN THE FEMALE DIE EACH MONTH!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING REVELATION TO ME!!! SO I HEED YOU!! TO ENSURE THE LIVE OF THOSE NOT BORN WE MUST HAVE HOT HOT SEX WITH EVERY FEMALE ON THE PLANET!!!"

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He's a pretty good speaker. All the men began to shout in unison "In hot sex we trust" -___- why does this always happen? "WHO WILL JOIN ME!!!" He shouted.

"MALIK I SHALL JOIN YOUR CAUSE WHICH HAS SEXY RESULTS!!!"

Hey who said that? Oh, Otogi??? O___O grrreeeaaaaat sure, give him more encouragement….*sigh* Malik help Otogi up the toilet paper pyramid. "MEET THE FIRST WHO SHALL JOIN MY CAUSE!!" Malik shouted while Otogi held a fist up in the air. He turned to me "RISHID YOU MUST JOIN THE GOOD FIGHT!!" Malik exclaim to me. O__O uh…..all the men turn to look at me "yes join us" they said in unison.

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Er Ryou……

~ Hey hot sex, I'm not complaining ^__-- ~

O___O you're are definitely not the Ryou I know….

"Hey Rishid, what's going on?"

I turn around "Miss, Anzu??" I exclaim. "I had to get some things…" she said. "Um what are Malik and Otogi doing" she ask.. "Well, I tried to explain to him about PMS it didn't turn out well…." I answer. She giggled at this "Oh, Rishid you suffer so much" she said with a sympathetic smile. I chuckled at this "I guess….." I said with a sigh, all of the sudden everything didn't seem to be so bad until…..

"BRING THAT GIRL TO ME!!!"

O__O huh? Before I knew it Anzu was swept through a large crowd until she was on top of the pyramid with Malik and Otogi, Malik all of the sudden got a hold of her waist "MEN BEHOLD SHE SHALL BE THE FIRST OF MANY I SHALL SAVE BY HAVING MANY HOURS OF HOT HOT SEX WITH HER!!!!" he shouted to them while all the men cheered then…..

"HENTAI!!!" Anzu snap and kneed him in the stomach ouch…..O___O uh-oh …

All of the sudden he lost his balance causing a domino effect with Otogi and Anzu, causing the giant pyramid of toilet paper to come down, it was unreal all the screaming yelling while the toilet paper came crashing down…. I quickly ran through the crowd seeing Malik-sama rubbing his ass in pain. Immediately I grabbed him by the ear while he yelp and proceed to pull him away from the store!!

"OOOWWWWWWWIIIIIEEEEESSSS IT HURTS RISHID!!!" he complain.

No shit dumb ass, why does this always happen!! --_______-- good thing I got him out unnoticed before the cops came.

"Hey Rishid!'

"Malik-sama I'm in no mood to talk to you right now, what you did was…..absolutely, positively--"

"We forgot to get the midol for Isis…"

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I need a beer…

TbC

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@______@ whoo, long chappie ok people what should RISHID do next? We already got the pms/period down so what next??

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