Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Final Test-Run ❯ The First Monster ( Chapter 2 )

Title: The Final Test-Run 1/?
Author: Makiko Igami (makikoigami@yahoo.de)
Archive: http://www.yaoi.rulestheweb.com
http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/src.ph p/u/58906
http://www.efanfiction.net/viewuser.php?uid=74
http://adu ltfan.nexcess.net/aff/authors.php?no=1846
Category: PWP? Kinda... Definitely Adventure, a little angst and some romance somewhere mixed in between.
Rating: NC-17 (not yet, but soon)
Pairings: Seto Kaiba/Jounouchi Katsuya (Joey), others
OCs: Uh... I'd say the Duel Monsters. but that's all... for now at least. ^^;
Type/Warnings: Yaoi, PWP, some angst, later: tentacles. o.o; A first for me... and uh... sex. *nods* That's all I can think of right now. I may update this later when I have more of this baby together.
Status: Multi-Part
Spoilers: Just for the Legendary Heroes Arc. I'm using Kaibas game for my purposes. *evil grin*
Summary: My specialty: PWPs with a plot that binds them together. ^^; Seto finally finished his VR Game and the gang is asked to do a final test run. Little do they know though about the little quirks Kaiba has prepared for them.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I don't even own Yugi's starter deck. I do own Joey's and Kaiba's starter decks though and a few other cards. ^^; But that's all. Oh, and I own a Red Eyes Black Dragon Keychain. *nods* Heh, if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh!, this would be IN the series! And not just in my hentai mind.
Notes&Comments: Somebody pointed out that I sometimes mess up with the order of names. I use both Japanese and Western way of writing those names. But I KNOW that Katsuya is Joey's given name and Jounouchi his given name. I even know that Kaiba means seahorse, so yeah.
And I feel like I need to say it again: This is written just for fun. But it's funny how it comes back to me every time I'm surfing on the internet. Just a week ago I found a little video-clip about a dinosaur that was held captive by some tentacle like things... and then I found a short little doujinshi with REBDxfemaleSeto... This is getting really scary. ^^;;

"..." spoken words
'...' thoughts or mental communication
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"Owowowowow...." Katsuya whined as he rubbed his backside. "Trust Kaiba to get me off at this place one foot over the ground..."

He knew it wasn't much of a distance, but even though he knew it was not real the impact on the ground as he had lost his balanced had hurt quite a bit. He made a mental note to tell moneybags about it later, but first he would have to find him.

"And I'm definitely not wasting my time with searching for that cold-hearted idiot," he mumbled to himself as he got back to his feet. Noticing an extra weight on his left arm, he saw that he was carrying something that looked remotely like the duel device thingie that Kaiba had beat him with when they met on Pegasus' island. It was smaller though, only containing his deck and a counter for his life points, which was set on 4,000.

'Great, this is more than enough for me to make it through this game.' Scanning his surroundings he tried to make up his mind about what he should do next. "Better find Yugi and the gang, I definitely don't wanna fight AGAINST him again... Not here at least."

'I'll safe that for later... when the world's about to go down or something,' he added in his mind as he started into the dark forest that lay ahead of him. Idly he wondered when he would have the first encounter with one of Kaiba's new refined monsters as he noticed that it was awfully silent in the part where he was. No bird was heard, not even an insect or anything, just a creepy silence that made the fine hairs on his back stand on end.

"Shit... this is so NOT scaring me," he tried to tell himself, not even wanting to show any weakness when he was on his own. It was bad enough that he had passed out in front of his friends in a hunted house (much worse was the fact that it was Kaiba's hunted house!) because he was scared to death. But despite his resolutions he started to shiver and hugged himself, his jacket suddenly not giving him the warmth he needed anymore.

"Okay... who turned off the heater in here?" he grumbled, talking to himself to keep himself sane. "I bet this is your work, Kaiba, you sadistic moron! If I can get my hands on you... you're dead meat!"

He rubbed his arms through the fabric of his clothes, trying to rub some warmth into his body that was slowly drained by the cold surrounding him. Being so focused on the task at hand - or rather at his body - he didn't notice the sound of rustling that kept getting louder behind him. He only noticed there was something behind him when hot breath hit his back.

He froze, turned around and stared into golden eyes full of menace from a giant white tiger.

"Whuaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!!"

Katsuya yelped as he spun around, jumping a good distance away from the monster so that it wasn't so close to him anymore and that he was able to attack it as it let out another roar that almost blew the poor human away. He crossed his arms in front of his face, shielding it from the breath of the monster and was surprised to smell a slight tinge of chocolate as the air hit his face.

Irritated by that for only a heartbeat, Katsuya managed to pull one card out of his small deck holder, take a look at it, smirk and summon the monster.

"I call on the Harpie's Brother! Attack!" he cried out and was surprised to find his card morphing into the monster on it. But at the same time his card vanished and for a moment he panicked whether he would get his card back or not, but then again he brought back to his mind that this was only virtual reality, nothing was real and his card was probably still in the deck reader of his pod.

Meanwhile his summoned monster stretched, red wings unfolding and blinked droopy eyes open, taking in its enemy, not the slightest surprised or intimidated by its presence. "Oh, a pussycat," the black-haired monster beamed with an almost evil grin. "Too bad I only like them roasted."

Harpie's Brother stretched once more, this time his brown leather-clad arms over his head, and when he brought them back down, a fiery aura was glowing around him and his long claw-like weapon lashed down on the other monster with a wild roar from the masked one.

The white tiger vanished with an almost cute wail as it was destroyed and a little bag appeared at his place.

Jounouchi, who had watched the whole scene in stunned awe, not really knowing what was happening to him and why the hell his monster could talk, blinked as he was alone with the beast and then grinned.

"Yay! I beat my first monster!" he bounced around and cheered. "I'm the greatest!" On his happy dance he picked up the little bag, taking a look at what was inside, noticing that it was more than he expected it to be and then put it into his jacket's pocket. After that, he continued his cheering.

It took him quite a while to realize that his monster hadn't vanished yet, although he neither saw nor heard any other monsters nearby.

"Um... Why are you still here?" he asked incredulously after he calmed down after a while.

"Oh finally! He has come down from his high!" Harpie's Brother replied sarcastically, waving casually with the hand that was now free of the red claws. "Why do you ask me? I have no idea. I just know that suddenly I was here, facing this little pussycat and then you were jumping around like something bit you in the ass."

"Hey, I was dancing!" Jou protested.

"Oh right. I see," the monster said dryly and cocked his head to the side, but chose not to say any more, as it was still this strange guy who had summoned him here. "Looked more like some kind of mating rite to me... Wait. That WAS dancing."

"So, why are you still here?" Jounouchi asked again, deliberately ignoring the witty comment.

The tall being sighed and pressed his palm against his forehead. "What do you suppose me to do? Come here, kill that pussycat for you and then vanish with a pop in a cloud? Huh?"

"Uh..."

"Listen, you called, I came." The Winged Beast stopped and allowed himself a little snicker before he continued, barely able to keep a straight face. "I'm bound to you until death parts us and in most of the cases that will be my duty. Until then... I think you have to take me..." The monster was barely able to hold back his snorts of laughter by now and only calmed down when he saw the blond's puzzled face. "With you that is," it added with another snicker, a bit disappointed though that this boy didn't understand his little innuendos. "Come on... loosen up a little, buddy!"

Katsuya blinked. What the hell was this thing talking about? And why was it practically laughing on the floor right now? He absolutely didn't understand. "Me? Loosen up? Hell, I'm the most relaxed person around, 'buddy'! I let ya tell that the one who programmed you!" he fumed, almost pouting.

Harpie's Brother peeked an eye open to look at the blond and then grinned even more. "Hey, don't take it too hard, buddy, just relax." It slung an arm around the slightly smaller one's shoulders. "I'll do the fighting for you and you... You get me some food. I'm STARVING!"

Jounouchi blinked once more in confusion. "Food? Since when do monsters need food?"

"Since my stomach is growling like that pussycat I just defeated for you. Come on, I know where they serve the best stuff around here," the monster said and dragged Katsuya along. "They make roasted cat beef, you HAVE to taste it!"

Everything inside the blond turned upside down, especially his stomach and he just wanted to gag. "Er... that's cool, but I'd like something more... uh... normal, you know?"

"Nah, you don't mean that! Cat meat is the best in the world! I promise you'll like it," the raven-haired one said reassuringly. "I haven't met anyone who didn't like it yet. Even my sisters like it!"

"Oh yeah, the Harpies. Uh-huh," Jounouchi mumbled, somehow knowing better than to mess with this guy. He had roasted that giant tiger in the blink of an eye, and Jou was pretty sure he would do the same to him if he pissed him off, no matter whether he was the one who called him or not.

"You know them? Well, they can be quite nice, if they want to... or something, but most of the time I try to keep away from them as far as I can. Things they'll make you do..." The monster shuddered.

'Sounds awfully like Mai to me... AND her Harpies,' Jounouchi mused as he was led on deeper into the forest by the red and black leather-clad monster, trusting it to be confident with these grounds. He knew he wasn't.

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'So the mutt has summoned his first monster. But he doesn't know about the things I know.'

Blue eyes gleamed in what could be described as mischief as they stared down on a screen that looked awfully out of place in the medieval set-up. But obviously their owner didn't mind as he sat on a stone chair that was softer than it looked.

'I can't wait until he finds out about all the other things I have added especially for him...'

The only sound that could be heard from outside the huge stone castle was some creepy laughter that made your hair stand on edge...

To be continued...
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Ah, yes. About the Kaiba-Otogi-Fight. I got responses that didn't much surprise me as I was thinking of them as well... them fighting over a pup, not liking each other, them having a past (okay, that surprised me... a bit) and stuff... but my reason is still another. ^^;;
You must know, in the German dub they have the voices of two guys... those also do a few pairs of rivals in other series... and I think they are brothers. Soo.... I know it's a lame reason, but they since they are brothers they have to fight like that all the time. ^^;;;;
And yes, I know I'm an idiot over that. -.-'

Hope I find some free time on Sunday. I want the 3rd chapter done as soon as I can. ^_^ *waves*