Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Mission in America ❯ Intermission: Dance, Dance YuYuMation! ( Chapter 22 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Yusuke: Dance, Dance YUYUMATION!

-everyone grooves-

Yusuke: Hey everybody, it's YuYuMation time! But this time I'm not gonna bother thinking of some catchy rhyme...

-laughs from the audience-

Yusuke: Oh, crap. That rhyme was an accident.

-more laughs-

Yusuke: No, shut up, I'm serious.

Kurama: -walks onstage and all the fangirls cheer and scream-

Yusuke: Yo, Kurama! Our guest of honor! Today is Kurama's birthday!

Fangirls: NO IT'S NOT!!

Yusuke: Yes it is!

Kurama: -whispers- Actually, it isn't.

Yusuke: Roll with it...

Kurama: Umm... I've rescheduled my birthday, alright?

Fangirls: OKAY!!

Kurama: Soo...

Yusuke: So Kurama's gonna sing a song for you all!

-more screams-

Kurama: Yusuke, I don't know HOW to sing...

Yusuke: SURE ya do! -shoves him over to a microphone-

Kurama: Um... -gulp- Ahh...

-all the fangirls stare intensely-

Kurama: Ah... Err... Gyh... -faints-

-all the fangirls scream and steal his clothes while he's unconcious-

Yusuke: Allllright... Um... That concludes YuYuMation for today! Even though that was nowhere NEAR the story line!

Genkai: HALLELUJAH!

Muriko: SHUT UP! I WAS BLACKMAILED!!

Yusuke: Um... Right. Bye. -runs for his life and annoying pop music plays-